Yes but I wouldn't be hyped if some random Yuri show got announced, Sakura Trick put me off for life.
I find yuri really boring.
I remember watching Strawberry Panic as per yurifags request, and it was just retarded.
Girls kissing doesn't save a show from the horseshit that it is.
Most Yurifags agree that Strawberry Panic was shit.
Its just that 2004 was a fucking dark time. It was amazing to see a yuri anime with no strings attached, even if it was absolutely terrible.
What -is- yuri, then?
This is Vladimir, not Yuri.
I'm fine with yuri.
What I'm not fine with is otherwise awful, unlikable characters getting a pass from people who would otherwise rightly despise them just because they're female and want another female's snatch. (Here's looking at you, Chikane, Ume, and Kuroko.)
I thought it was common knowledge that /u/ doesn't like actual canon confirmed lesbian actions.
They like subtext, crack-shipping, and high school girls that are close friends blushing at each other and holding hands.
Get out and take your shit taste with you.
I find yuri romances rather boring. (Yuri comedy is OK I guess).
The point of the romance genre is to self-insert and 'experience' the romance first hand.
You can't, however, self-insert as a girl.
Only when it involves magical girls
who can take turns summing equipment to impregnate one another
Otherwise it falls flat
I love navel licking yuri.
more anime needs to have navel licking
>You can't, however, self-insert as a girl.
Some threads are okay, but you have to pray that people don't start dumb arguments or that shit will stay there for the full week or month it takes for the thread to die
also tumblrfags, one of them came into a thread I was watching and it was terrible
No, people like interactions, just kissing doesn't show how much they love each other because it completely lost their romantic meaning after the 10th time. Just lookt at this >>116674074 , by the 4th column I was like, "oh they're kissing again, that's nice, I guess." If only every episode would have been like the wedding or the christmas episode it probably would have been a good series.
>The point of the romance genre is to self-insert
Oh, look is this faggot again.
Ironically, most people who self-insert are actually girls. Go take a look at any modern romance novel aimed at women. It's always in first person. It's also always shit.
Winter season will have Yuri Kuma Arashi.
The director is the guy who created Utena.
>The point of the romance genre is to self-insert
No, that's not "the point". It's just one way to enjoy it.
>Yuri comedy is OK I guess
But that's the worst kind.
>I find yuri romances rather boring.
I could watch girls being lovey-dovey all day long.
How can one person hold that much shit in their skull?
>The director is the guy who created Utena.
And also the guy who created Penguindrum. Remember "I'm scared of boys so I'm gonna lesbian it up but I ended up with a man" character? Well, the same happens with blue girl if you see the manga. Yurifags will get BTFO.
Which is why yuri stories end up having faceless alien enemy, edgy drama, death, rape or ntr to add conflict.
See Mai Hime/Otome or its latest incarnation in Cross Ange for prime example.
/a/ don't forget to follow https://twitter.com/mikajyo_info for the anime!
Part of my work is putting out new books. I had to put up an entire shelf of like 40-page short smut stories. Shit was ridiculous. Loads of "RICH ARABIAN PRINCE" and "TOUGH CIA WITH A HEART OF GOLD"
>You can't, however, self-insert as a girl
Of course you can, I do it all the time.
You know, when you see people posting about wishing too reborn being a cute little lesbian, most of them are not actually kidding.
It's time to drop everything and sing again
>You can't, however, self-insert as a girl.
Oh boy, here we go again
>TOUGH CIA WITH A HEART OF GOLD
What's wrong with Pokémon yuri fanfics? Better than the show.
No, but I skim through them sometimes, and then realize people pay for this.
>Prisma Illya is a children's show like PreCure.
>Literally non-stop yuri.
I still can't believe this was on TV in Japan.
I mean really, imagine if you walked in one your daughter watching this.
That doesn't contradict the fact that it's better and you still can't tell me what's wrong with it.
>implying if it's funny they don't genuinely love eachother
The comedy is just what makes it watchable, but it's still at the exact same level, or sometimes even more gay than other yuri without comedy
>Sakura Trick and Akuma no Riddle are absolute failures, making yuri look even shittier than ever
>Precure has gone het again with Happiness Charge Precure and Go! Princess Precure will be no different
>Cross Ange and Aikatsu S3 have their own Jesus Yamatos, giving yurifags a well-deserved FUCK YOU
>PriPara has a trap idol, destroying any hopes of a /u/-bait PG little girls anime
>Girl Friend Beta is a shit het-gone-yuri show
>All yurifags have left are yuri-baits like Love Live, WIXOSS, Locodol, and Hanayamata and zero real yuri
>Yuri today is nothing more but fanservice and HLA
>News about Citrus and SonoHana anime adaptations are just scams making fools out of yurifags
Do we love yuri? HELL NO
Problem for /u/ is that if at any point their lesbian takes a dick she is ruined. Look at Rin from Fate. Virgin in one route, lesbian in another, takes MC dick in a third and an extra. Now "Tohsaka's anus" and "pleasures old men for money" is the header of repeated troll threads.
Be it in the past or later on or even in an alternate dimension/timeline. Which is how a lot of writers settle things to make the /het/ crowd happy by making a lesbian go straight or bisexual in one of the endings.
Ume was a champion of /u/, but then they had a LN where she falls for the MC and is now posted whenever her threads come up. This type of pushback from the het crowd makes the yurifags push for more purity in their yuri, which makes the hetfags more aggressive in finding chinks in the armor... and on and on it goes.
Can you even read questions? I asked what's wrong with Pokémon yuri fanfics, because for some reason you were remarking they were for Pokémon, now I see you're just a retard who hates fanfics in general, I'm done with you.
Fanfics are garbage though. It's a bunch of people without any talent trying to pretend they do. Visual mediums do not translate to written ones.
It's alright. I tend to stay away from /u/ shows though because they end up mainly being OMG LOOK HOW GAY THEY ARE or B-BUT THATS FORBIDDEN LOVE and that gets old incredibly fast.
I like yuri because I enjoy seeing 2 girls I like together rather than some guy I don't care about or am jealous of.
You haven't answered why Pokémon yuri fanfics are particularly wrong, if you can't answer that without bashing fanfics then stop trying to reply, you're just making yourself look like a retard.
>It doesn't matter if they are pokemon fanfics, you moron. All fanfics are inherently shit.
Then WHY the fuck in your post you remarked they were Pokémon fanfics? You could have said just fanfics without being specific and I wouldn't have even replied to you.
>I have no clue why you think them being pokemon related makes them non-shit.
I don't think this, I already told you I don't read Pokémon ones, I was just curious why the hell you remarked Pokémon in your post as if if were different to any other one.
>And before you say it, yes, it was explained to you why all fanfics are shit.
I don't give a fuck about this.
>Because you're not capable of think objectivity in any sense
You can't think objectively, retard.
You thinking about 3DPD by any chance there, anon? Because if yes, stop it.
What makes yuri great in anime/manga is that it is not as smutty or socially awkward as it is in reality. And I am talking about the happy, SoL type of yuri series. If I wanted angst, drama and misery I could just go outside.
in this case im sorry for my misunderstanding anons
This is the first time I've heard of him. Probably helps only lurking the recent releases thread on /u/ and rarely getting involved outside of just consuming the media.
>Forgot to "fixed" Precure
>Trying to "fixed" a failed post
Welcome to 4chan, newfag.
Can straight girls live together and raise a daughter together?
Ebin. Just ebin.
Please, then, tell me the point of romance if it is not self-insertion?
How exactly am I supposed to transverse the landscape of human emotion that is a work of yuri if I cannot pretend to be a cute girl getting raped by another cute girl?
But that's true. Most of the japanese media is self insert wish fullfilment bullshit. If you despise it it's because or you lack a dick(landwhale) or because you're a trannie,faggot.
I don't think you watched romance.
Yuri is absolutely only shit as a genre. If you hate the very idea of cute 2D girls loving other cute 2D girls just because it's somehow disgusting to you, literally just fucking end your life, you actual faggots.
I'm a guy and I can't self insert into 16 something slack jawed retard who just happens to trip and fall into pussy wherever he goes and plays it off as some gag for millionth time.
>Do we love yuri?
Of course not. Yuri is a sin and I protect the world from it.
>tell me the point of romance if it is not self-insertion?
It works like enjoying pic related.
I am pathetic and I have no shame for what others think, but I am not as pathetic. I did not say I wasn't pathetic to begin with, faggot. At least I can admit it unlike your kind.
>watching Sabegebu with my little sister
>she turns to me and asks why everyone is so gay
I don't know why, but it cracked me up.
>Yuri is a sin
I won't even leave you faggots room for shitposting. Only homosexuality between men is demonized. Stupid Christfaggots don't even know their own shit when it matters.
To anons who self-insert. Who do you self-insert as?
My only possible self-insert in Marimite.
Considering that Fate is probably one of the most famous waifus around here. The answer is yes.
>there will never be any navel licking yuri doujins
>even if they're out there, they will never be scanned
I loved it too. Spin-off manga is completely shit with that genderbender self-insert crap. Commandah is best girl. I cried like a bitch.
No but there's an upcoming mobile game for iOS and Android.
I'm not sure if she's a lesbian because you can never be sure with moeshit series but I seriously hope so.
I wish to be the little girl, so that works out perfectly. She's more concerned with emotional attachment than physical features anyway.
Really liked Aoi Hana, reading the manga now. Shame Sakura isn't translated more, wanted to see where it would go.
It also isn't part of the premise of Love Lab and it still is considered yuri bait. Here, I made this chart, I knew it would be useful.
Are you this delusional?
Two girls eat cake together? That means they're lesbians who want to spend the rest of their lives together?
Is that how this works now?
Non-existant male MC pls go
why do you do this
Anon pls I know you're being ironic, but episode 3 has been described by different people as a "yuri one-shot" or a "love story" for very good reasons.
Not really. The clear winner among case studies conducted by pornsites(e.g. pic related) is lesbian porn, if just for the fact that it features more cunnilingus than other kinds of porn, and would be absent in gay porn for obvious reasons.
Where the scales tip in regards to specific content is also fun.
>implying it was a joke
read the manga nigga
My fucking heart, that oneshot was adorable.
Hopefully they continue it.
I seriously hope you read this.
If not, part one is here
>not having a lesbian waifu and selfinserting as her lesbian wife
So /a/ really is little girls?
A seminal work of erotica would be a group of roving tomboys ganging up on one of their members' sister(s), running all their tongues and fingers all over her body.
Do you have the 2014 survey conducted in the summer?
Grew into it.
Was typical harem anime watcher, straight hentai and porn too.
Realized I don't like the guy talking over the scene, realized I don't really like the guy at all, realized that the directors of hentai would keep switching the camera angle to the man talking in the middle of the scene to save money on animation. Western 3DPD porn directors do it because they assume we're too stupid and we need to see the guy's face and spurting dick to know when the climax is.
Doesn't mean I still don't enjoy seeing penetration, but there are other ways of achieving it.
>search for the fetish surveys in every /a/ archive available
>majority of the posts about the fetish surveys are people talking about yuri somewhere in the top 5 if not top 3 every goddamn year
Why wouldn't someone love when two cute girls do cute things to each other?
Do you mean
Yes I am. See, If the porn involves two girls, it should be a yuri fetish. As I said, it is awfully unspecific; why they didn't they put something like a "het" option, for example.
I agree, except Kanade is dead and it's time to move on.
I went to /u/ once basically expecting /a/ but only yuri focused, and boy was I wrong. There were a few threads dedicated to yuri manga/scanlations, and then a bunch of western and live action and shipping stuff (from franchises where there were no canon yuri relationships (why do people do this?)).
It was kind of a shame, because I do love me some yuri.
I went to /a/ once basically expecting anime and manga discussion, and boy was I wrong. There were a few threads dedicated to FSN and naruto, and then a bunch of irrelevant blogging stuff (why do people do this?).
It was kind of a shame, because I do love me some anime and manga.
I am still waiting for a yuri romance that is atleast somewhat believeable.
Can't take most of the shit serious at all because its always either obvious fanservice for the otaku market or so cheesy and generic and that is just feels annoying.