Eat your breakfast a/.

I'll have one with 5 eggs

I would actually prefer this, it looks a lot more filling & nutritious than what I normally eat.

>>116654712

Were is my maionese?

Enjoy your shit breath.

>>116654796
>what are breath mints, gum, or mouthwash
>not using one of these after every meal, no matter what kind

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>>116654712
Do Japs actually eat this shit for breakfast or is this just an anime thing?

Eggs, hash browns, pancakes, breakfast sausages, bacon, French toast, cereal and a glass of orange juice. Now that's a real breakfast.

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>western breakfast
>Not frosted lucky charms and donuts with an energy drink.

>>116654862
Why would do that? It would kill your enjoyment of your shit breath.

>>116654888
i thought breakfast is leftover dinner?

>>116654918
If you're poor.

>>116654712
Sorry, I'm gonna be late for school. Just give me my toast!

>>116654888
God you must be fat as all hell.

>>116654888
>Now that's a real breakfast.
That's also diabeetus waiting to happen.

I prefer toast sandwich.

>>116654712
What the fuck is wrong with that fish?

>>116654952
>>116654994
>>116654999
>Toast

>Not running to school while eating ramen on a tray.

I just have a breakfast shake consisting out of oats, milk, peanut butter, honey and blue berries/bananas. it's filling and quick, you can also have it on the go. or egg/pancakes at weekend.

>>116654888
>eating meat during breakfast
disgusting

>>116654995
What, you never had a de-boned fish before?

>>116654897
American breakfast != English breakfast

>>116655083
You mean fish fingers?

>>116654995
It's likely split lengthwise but not completely cut apart.

http://strawpoll.me/2957232

>>116654712
Why do nips make such huge meals for breakfast?
Toast and milk with coffee takes like 5 minutes to make.

>>116655050
How fat are you?

>>116655156
stay at home oka-sans

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>>116655048
>not having cheese fondue to go

>>116654965
>>116654971
For you maybe, but some of us don't go back to sleep after breakfast.

>>116654888
holy shit wow way to be uncultured faggot asshole

>>116655106
America, ladies and gentlemen.

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>>116655132
>not having a bowl of oatmeal with a glass of EVOO for breakfast

>>116655048
>not having leftover fondue

>>116655177
And afterwards she'll get her breakfast from a faceless man.

>>116655156
They like to live past 60 you know.

>>116655211
>having leftover fondue
ISHYGDDT

>>116655201
>deep fat fried snickers bars
I bet they eat fish fingers in the UK too. They will deep fat fry anything.

>>116655156
What's so big about that meal? It's just rice, dried fish, nori, and shit beans. You don't even have to cook two of those.

>>116655224
Are you implying that toast and milk is not enough for another 4 hours without eating?

I HATE IT!

>>116655291
>nori
This is an english speaking board, weab.

I don't get breakfast, I have never eaten it, looking at food in the morning makes me feel sick.

>>116655291
Cooking rice takes it's sweet ass time.

>>116655297
Why is she eating a tampon?

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Bow down to your breakfast overlord.

>not buying one of these bad boys, a lime redbull, and a pack of turkish golds for afterwards

>>116655296
No I'm implying a piece of toast has little nutritional value and coffee is nothing to write home about.

>>116655352
Everyone and their mothers have rice cookers in asia. It's not a hassle in any way, shape, or form.

I've never seen the point in eating "breakfast foods". They are usually unfilling and expensive.

Instead I usually prepare the same type of food i would have for dinner. This morning, for example, I had chicken and vegetable stir fry.

>>116655347
Halloween is over Skeleton! Back to the graveyard with you

>>116655424
Fucking nut case.

>>116655352
Even the worst rice cookers have timers and a 'keep warm' function.

>>116655424
How can you see the screen or keyboard through all your rolls of fat?

>>116655431
It is pretty common not to eat breakfast
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/7593760/Two-thirds-of-Britons-do-not-eat-breakfast.html

Whoever is reading this: Your breakfast is fucking disgusting and you should be ashamed of yourself for having such terrible eating habits!

>>116655389
Fuck, I haven't had pop-tarts in a long time.

>tfw chocolate master race

>>116654888
unlike burgerland, we asian always eat rice

that's why we're smart

>>116654712
Asian food is easily the worst on the planet.

Mediterranean master race reporting in

>>116655476
What are you even on about? He's a nutcase but breakfast is the time when you can eat a lot.

For Breakfast people usually have porridge, sandwiches, muesli, cereal and tea/coffee.

Japs have shit taste buds.

>>116655476
How would I be fat eating a nice, healthy stir fry for breakfast?

>>116655514
I'd like to know how late these people eat cause I don't eat after like 6-7 PM and I'm starving by the time I wake up.

>>116655538
>that's why we're smart
You mean not constipated. It's sea food that is said to be "brain food". But honestly, it's all made up old wives tales.

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My breakfast this morning.

>>116655580
Don't use emoticons on /a/.

>>116655568
Well no people eat what is available and to nips that's traditionally rice and fish, like porridge to Europeans. Just a matter of habit.

>>116655568
This person is correct. Everyone else has subhuman taste.

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>>116654712
I think it's a "some assembly required" smoked fish mornay kit, which is fine for breakfast, along with a good pile of devilled kidneys, and similar furnishings of a real English breakfast (and not the quick fry-up that has usurped the name),

>>116654712
The only way to enjoy breakfast is if someone else makes it for you.

So unless you're

A kid
In the Army
or Married

Dont even bother making, stick with coffee

>>116655614
>on a plate
Stop showing off!

>>116655687
Enjoy not getting old

Why are you guys all such fat sacks of shit?

>>116655603
I generally have evening meal at 7 and don't eat again until 12 the next day.

>>116655639
Stop posting if you're new.

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And coffee I grind myself from the night before. Usually from either beans I get from a local company, or Ikea's own, if I've been there recently.

Wait this has nothing to do with anime

Only loosers have fish for breakfast.

>>116655744
Same to you.

I like natto on toast.

>>116655788
Clever answer :^)

>>116655737
Maybe it's because I'm a vegetarian then.

>>116655765
Looser than what? Your mum?

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>>116655424
>eating leftovers/surplus food from dinner for breakfast because it's more filling and nutritious
That's the plan. Japanese do this all the time

I don't eat "breakfast"
I wake up at dinner time.

I shall now proceed to have my hyper oats.

>>116655083
I've never had manta ray before, no.

That shit is too big.

>>116655568
I have beef microwave noodles.
and if I'm out of those I have fish fingers inside to pieces of cheese on toast like a sandwhich

I usually just have leftovers from last night's dinner for breakfast. Last night I made shrimp risotto so I guess I'll be eating that now.

>>116655389

Have ever had butter on a pop-tart? It's soooooo friggen good. If not, I think you should.

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>>116656248

>>116656323
Why are they eating tampons?

>>116656362

Dykes.

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>>116655687
>Not waking up at 4 in the morning everyday to cook yourself a decent meal that'll keep you going for the whole day.

Full pleb

>>116656362
it's a box forr putting your butter in

>>116656429
OR
full life

>>116654712
>putting disgusting sea monsters inside your body

>>116656323
Now that's really a poor breakfast.

How do people have such lazy unsubstantial breakfasts that it not even a bowl of muesli? I can't stop eating muesli, it's my laziest eating habit.

>>116654929
Leftover dinner makes the world's 1st class breakfast.

Leftover pizza is the best breakfast for gains.

Eat your hamburgers Apollo.

I don't understand how people can make a hot meal for breakfast.
The only hot part of my breakfast is the coffee or tea. Sometimes I don't even bother having something on the bread. Just butter.

>>116654888
>Do Japs actually... or is this just an anime thing?

I don't get why /a/ thinks Japan just makes shit up and that characters live in some made up culture fantasy land.

>>116657749
Where do you live? In colder climates something hot can really help you out in the morning.

>>116657749
Simple, they heat up the stove and cook whatever it is they want to eat.

Doesn't anyone here eat fruits?

>>116657749
it's called a microwave

I just heat up leftovers from dinner since I don't even have time to toast bread. I can wake up earlier, but I have a hard time waking up as it is. Sucks having hour-long commutes.

>>116658095
No, eating them is boring.

I just throw in some bananas, strawberries, and other frozen berries I got on sale into my Vitamix. Add some yogurt too, maybe some carrots or whatever vegetables (since I won't taste them anyways) then mix it in with some ice.

Fruit smoothie everyday. Shit daily too thanks to it.

>>116658095
only if I have leftovers from making a meal
I refuse to use one plant for more than one meal, so I often end up using 3 slices of cucumber then eat the rest whilst the meal is cooking

>>116658018
they probably have a conventional electric stove. That makes cooking feel so horrible.

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>>116658095

Yes.

>>116657893
This. When it's cold in the morning, I usually have a bowl of oatmeal or some eggs. When it's hot out, I usually have a bowl of regular cereal.

>>116657893
Scandinavia. We don't really do hot meals for breakfast, other than hard/soft boiled eggs. It's all about the coffee.

>>116658210
>>116658299
>banana
Shit taste in fruit, go buy a mango or a sugar-apple.

>>116658238
>implying cucumber is a fruit

>>116658420
>implying there's any meaningful difference between fruit and vegetables

>>116658478
There is. In terms of both taste and what they actually are. They're only similar in that they're both from plants.

>>116655096
I would have thought japs would show a French breakfast before they'd ever show an English one.

>Not having two eggs, two sausages, two rashers, two bacon, two puddings- one black, one white, all stacked like a tower on top of each-other and rolled up good and tight.
Fucking plebs.

>>116659250
You must weigh like 400 pounds.

>2014
>not having hot pockets for breakfast

>>116659338
>being african

How come you never see cereal in anime?

You'd think someone like Yui Hirasawa would have like three bowls of Lucky Charms in the morning or something.

>>116654888
>pancakes
>sausages

you amerifats never cease to disgust me

>>116659338
Not if you don't eat anything else all day.

>>116659402
>two eggs
>140 calories
>two sausages (assuming small breakfast types)
>180 calories
>two rashers
101 calories
>two bacon (strips I assume)
>90 calories
>black pudding
>101 calories
>white pudding
44 calories
>This is just breakfast

Japanese food reminds me of British food...outside of the culture, it's generally pretty gross.

I never eat breakfast because I don't want to have to take a shit at work.

>>116659558
Asians can't into milk.

>>116654712
Fuck nato, disgusting as hell. I can't tell which is wrose, nato or blue cheese

>>116659768
>I never eat breakfast because I don't want to have to take a shit at work.
That's not how shitting works is supposed to work, and if that's how it does for you then see a doctor.

>>116659795
>Fuck NATO
Warsaw Pact pls go. Half of your countries are part of NATO now.

>>116654712
>eat your bacon and donuts Apollo.

>>116655889
Too bad I never have leftover food, and when I do I save it for next day's lunch

>>116659711
>>two sausages (assuming small breakfast types)
Get out with your weeny sausages.

>>116659833
>take shit before work
>eat nothing
>don't have to shit again until after work
I don't see a problem

>>116659364
Take away the salad and Im good

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>>116654712
>natto
>not oats/muesli with fruits and maybe an egg

>>116659833
It kind of does. He probably means he doesn't want to eat more to make him go to the toilet, not that the same food is going to pass through in a few hours.

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>>116659786

They can now.

>>116654888
Why are Amerilards and yuropoors so fat, ugly, and stupid?

>>116658095

My breakfast during the work week is usually just a banana, eaten on the way to work; I usually don't leave time for anything else. Probably have coffee once I get in.

>>116659901
Says the monkey.

>>116659882
Food takes much more time than that to go from your mouth to your toilet.

>>116657853
I mean, if japs based americans of cartoons it wouldnt be right either

>starting the day with fast food or instant meals
>not starting it with a greek yogurt and fruit breakfast smoothie.
The fact that I share the same server space with you sub-humans is appalling.

>>116658420
It is a fruit though. Tomatoes are as well. Strawberries aren't. Pumpkins are.

>>116660030
Did you even read the thread?

>>116659711
Sums up to 656 kcal which really isn't that much for one meal. I personally don't like eating right after waking up, but you could eat it thrice a day without gaining weight, provided you work out in some way.

>>116659901
>yuropoors
>fat
>stupid
kek
Choose one only, little punjabi monkey.

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rice + eggs + soy sauce is the best breakfast

>>116660064
>using any definition for fruit other than the culinary one

>>116659901

Because Japs have a significantly higher average IQ than Americans and Europeans, and intelligence correlates inversely to being fat.

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>>116660127
>using folklorish, faulty, approximate and personal definition rather than glorious scientific definitions
I bet you even say "water" and "salt", faggot.

>>116660107
>Eating three large meals
>not eating five smaller meals
Enjoy feeling hungry, then bloated.

>>116660226
Jesus, I eat small means too but your preaching is ridiculous. There's absolutely nothing wrong with having a big breakfast.

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>>116660183
If rice eaters are so smart, then why did they lose the war?
MERIKA 2 Japshit 0

>>116660224
N-no, I swear! I even measure temperatures in Celsius!

>>116660295
>US had three times the population and 19 times the industry
I wonder why they lost.

>>116660364
>Not kelvin
You fucked up son.

>>116660367
>he just won because he's better than me at X
Well.

>>116660367
Because they're retarded monkeys who declared war on an obviously superior force

>>116659786
We just don't put milk in cereal if we do like cereal. Milk is friggin wierd

>>116660428
But superior Nippon spirit will make up for the numerical and technological inferiority!

>>116660367
The US lost to a tiny third-world SEA shithole, and the US stalemated against another third-world shithole in Korea.

>>116660428
They were trying to fully take out the heart of US pacific fleet in one swift blow, giving time for the Japanese to clean up the stragglers, destroy ship production facilities and blockade US ports before the US could fully enter the war and spam ships and soldiers.

The fact that US shipping was being attacked by German U-Boats made it very likely, at that point, that the US would enter the war at some point. JP was trying to pre-empt.

>>116655363

That's not what tampons look like.

>>116654888
>pancakes, french toast, cereal AND orange "juice".

Jesus christ

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>Evacuation of CIA station personnel by Air America on the rooftop of 22 Gia Long Street in Saigon on April 29, 1975.

kek.

>>116659711
>656 calories for one meal is a lot

Maybe if you're a little girl or a skellington.

>>116660545
Neither of those were a total war like WWII was with the US pushing its entire economy into crushing its enemies. Different kinds of conflicts. Also China in Korea may not have had the heavy equipment the US did, but they were better trained and more experienced. After the end of WWII, the US demobilized much of its military, with it losing the institutional knowledge they built up during the war while China kept fighting a civil war and had a battle hardened force of veterans.

>>116660295
If non-rice eaters are so smart then why are americunts obese?
Checkmate atheists.

>>116660753
That was after the war was over though. The north gambled the US wouldn't recommit forces and moved against the south. It's often cited as the end of the Vietnam war, but for the US, the war was already over well before and there were no US troops there.

>>116660856
There's a skeleton inside you right now.

>>116661066
I think I spelled one of these at the supermarket the other day. How do these people how realize it themselves? Or they do and they just don't give a...shit?

>>116661066
Do people really walk with shit on their pants and don't care? What the fuck.

>>116661066
What the actual fuck

>>116661139
Smelled damn it.

>>116660444
Do you know any people who do bodybuilding? How would they put on mass without drinking milk?

>>116661139
Sometimes you're out in public, you need to fart and accidentally have diarrheary shit instead instead. Its never happened to you?

>>116654712
Do they seriously prepare all this shit in the morning? It's a good day if I have time to make a sandwich for me.

>>116655424
>cereal and milk
>expensive
>unfilling

>>116661236
If that happened to me, I'd fucking go home or buy some dollar pants or something The people in the picture just went on with whatever the fuck they are doing not giving a shit.

>>116654712
I wish I could learn to make some healthier breakfasts like this.

Is Japanese rice normal grain? short? long?
What fish do they usually eat? Kippers?
Where would someone even get natto?
What is the nori for? it would wrap something right but it is just sitting there next to the bowl.

also for some reason I assumed this was from F/SN anime.

>>116661236
I can honestly say that it has not but if it did I would fucking run home instead of shopping around for cheese.

>>116654712
But OP, all you need is milk, oatmeal, bananas and chocolate milk powder. Just throw everything on a bowl and eat it as it is.

>>116661236
Literally never.

>>116661236
I think you better get that shit checked, anon.

>not eating cereal for literally every meal

Sometimes I wonder how I'm still alive

I was talking to a Japanese person a while ago and they said toasted bread is considered a bad breakfast - an unhealthy breakfast.

I never thought about it like that but it is true, toasted bread has no real nutritional value, I just eat it because I have been brought up to eat it as typical breakfast, I don't eat it for its value.

It is a shame westerners eat for pleasure more often than not and brought up with that mentality.

>>116661483
You aren't.

>>116654712
What the fuck is that OP?

>>116661312
>buy some dollar pants or something
>go out to buy some dollar pants
>someone takes your picture while you're shopping

God I don't see how that eat so much seafood. Fish is disgusting.

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>>116658326
>not knowing the power of oatmeal porridge

>>116661493
You need nips to tell you that? A new level f weeaboo.

>>116661620
They're on a bunch of mountainous islands. What else would they eat?

>>116660444
The fuck do you use instead? Water?

>people eating all this shit for breakfast

Espresso (short) and one between biscuits, fruit, yogurt or bread with jam, and i'm good to go.

>>116661066
>>116660999

Reminder that banter is a form of bullying

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Literally the only thing you need.

>Eating breakfast
No point of doing it if your sleep cycles all fucked up.

>>116661066
Nutritionally cereal and milk is poor and for the same price you can make a meal that far exceeds it in nutritional quality. People don't get that cereal and milk is a part of a balanced breakfast instead of being the only thing you eat in the morning.

>>116659611
ok, i get dude is being un-cultured, but what the fuck?

when else do you eat pancakes if not for breakfast

>>116661859
you also need squats

>>116661966
But you don't do squats for breakfast.

>>116661859
>No steak
>No whole grain toast
>No Squats

It like you want to be a skeleton

>>116662127
>steak for breakfast

>>116662238
>protein surplus

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>>116661859

>>116662238
>Having no gains
>Benching under 100 lbs

>>116662267
>protein surplus
>from steak
What, do you eat half the cow every time?

>>116662267
>>116662343
You don't even lift, it's just making you fat. Well fatter.

>>116661236
Of course no, I'm not american

>>116662343
100mg of tren is more conducive to lifting than 10 lbs of your brotein

>>116662576
Even if you juice, you still have to watch your nutrition. Not to mention that those sweet gains will deflate once you stop.

>>116661493
Toast may have negligible nutritional value, but it has caloric value. If one simply needs some energy to get through the morning, eating toast for breakfast is fine, given that one gets proper nutrition later in the day.

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>>116660295

>>116662001
this guy obviously skips leg day.

>>116661620
Fish is delicious and healthy

>>116662992
>British designed bomber

>>116661620
Only if you prepare it wrong or eat stuff like Catfish.

>>116663186
Did you not notice the thing in the background?

>>116654712
Japanese truly have the most disgusting cuisine like the Brits.

>>116663288
>British designed nuke

>>116661493
> It is a shame westerners eat for pleasure more often than not and brought up with that mentality.

Are you joking? Anyone who isn't starving in poverty eats with pleasure in mind. The first caveman who started putting herbs on his meat did it because it tasted good. Obviously, nourishment is vital for living, but most people don't have to worry about not getting sufficient calories or nutrients. Once a person reaches that point, eating becomes pleasure. Why do you think Japan has such a rich cultural history of food? Meticulous sushi techniques weren't developed because someone thought it'd be more nutritious; they were developed because people thought it made their meals taste better. Same goes for any halfway decent culture: when people aren't plagued with famine and starvation, they'll want their food to taste better.

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>>116661236

Spam and rice best breakfast

>>116663388
I don't think so bud

>>116659833
>>116659944
When you eat it pushes along whatevers already in your intestines

Have you never noticed how eating makes you need to shit sooner? While anon can get though his work day by not eating, if he does pack more food in his system it will force the shit out

>>116663462
What?

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>>116655389

>>116663470
Are you Hawaiian

What is breakfast ? Class start at 7.00AM i need to wake up at 5.30AM take a bath brush my teeth and ride to collect like 25km. Yeah i skip breakfast, living in 3rd world country is suffering

>>116663462
>The faces in the end
I don't know if that was pity or what

>>116663518
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gastrocolic_reflex

>>116663515
The Manhattan project was based on British work. They just didn't have the resources to carry the research to fruition.

>>116654759
Do people really eat shiruko for breakfast? Yich.

>>116663566
The first thing you eat is automatically breakfast. It's in the name, break fast.

>>116658326
Do you not eat sweet things for breakfast either? If you say "no" I may learn Norwegian and move there.

>>116663622
>based
The key word

>>116663622
No, it was German work.

>>116663622
*Jewish

>>116663661
It'd probably supposed to be miso.

>>116663240
>catfish
>bad
get your shit taste out of here

>>116663622
*German

>>116663462
D-Did he just pull his pants down so he could get down?

>>116663661
Doesn't look anything like shiruko. What the fuck kind of sickly brown shiruko have you been eating? With green in it no less?

>>116663713
>Natto
>No rice

For what purpose

>>116654712
I fucking love asian food but I have no idea how they can eat natto like that, it smells like damp jizz covered socks and warm garbage, and tases like damp jizz covered socks and warm garbage.

You guys have any stuff on fast to prep breakfast? Getting tired on my sandwich / pancake / cereal cycle.

>>116664198
Make overnight oats.

>>116664198
I bake a pie, crumble or bread-and-butter pudding one evening, then have breakfasts ready for the next 3 days.

>>116655389
I ate two of the confetti cupcake ones this morning, they taste like marshmallowy shit so I'm trying to get rid of them as quickly as possible

The peanut butter ones are fucking amazing though.

>>116664304
>pie for breakfast

How fat are you?

>>116664198
Granola + 0% Fage

>>116664381
I work at a grocery store and I love it when customers try to ask where the Fage is and they don't even know how to pronounce it.

>>116664198
Cup Noodles

>>116664500
I'm sure they're the ones who leave laughing at your job.

>>116661776
Most japs I know use orange juice as replacement to milk on cereal

>>116664370
I then cycle 15km to work, so I need to carb load.

How do nips have the energy to make all this stuff for breakfast? Is it only in the cartoons and /ck/ threads? It seems to take about an hour on average preparing it, and than even washing the dishes takes longer because they feel the need to put every little whatever on a separate plate.

I'll just stick to my oats that can be made in 5 minutes.

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>>116664682
Made me think of pic related

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>Eating Breakfast

>>116654995
It's butterflyed.

>>116664682
That's not far off from dewritos and mountain dew

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>>116664198
Soup. It's the best thing ever, you spend like 20 minutes total on cooking it and you have enough shit to eat for days.

>>116664703
I hope you don't bake sugary or buttery pies then. Because even if you work it off you shouldn't be eating that shit.

>>116663539
>>116664089
According to some shitposting thread on /v/, this guy had swollen legs or some shit, but he still came to the exhibit

>>116664786
>>116664757
Since that shit is banned by the health department in my country, tell me what it tastes like

>>116665079
>Since that shit is banned by the health department in my country

What country?

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Done.

I only drink a gallon of milk and 12 scoops of mutant mass for breakfast and then proceed lifting until midnight

>>116664857
Fat and flour pastry case, filled to the brim with apples from the garden, raw, and some spice or maybe some blackberries. Earlier in the season, just plums from the garden.

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Practically this everyday.

>>116664500
It says how on the tub but I always pronounce it faggy in my head

>>116655614
Enjoy your heartburn

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>>116654995
We call it "palometa al horno" here in Chile.

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>>116664764

You skipping out on the most important meal of the day, anon? For shame.

>>116665317
My nigga, Karelian pasty is godly.

>>116665233
Israel.
Bring on the merchant pics

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>not eating 된장찌개 with rice, eggs and 깁치 on the side every morning for breakfast

>>116665512
I though Mt. Dew was kosher

>>116665512
>Israel
>country

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>>116665392
Brother!

>>116660117
Enjoy your salmonella.

>>116665512
Mountain Dew is banned from Israel by the health department?

Why?

אי אפשר למצוא אפילו בחנויות רוסיות?

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>mfw gorging on glorious southern breakfast
>Biscuit with sausage gravy
>2 scoops of scrambled eggs
>4-5 pieces of bacon
>Cheese grits
>last but not least, a cup of either powerade or sweet tea.

Although I exercise a lot so I don't have to worry about becoming an amerilard

>>116665554
Whether it's kosher or not has nothing to do with it being banned. More than 30% of the general Jewish population don't care about most koshershit, I believe it was due to 'extreme concentrations of sugar' or some lie of its' ilk

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>>116665578
Best bureakfasttu!

>>116665660
>חנויות של רוסים
>מוכרות משהו מיובא חוץ מגבינות מסריחות ובייקון

>>116665676
>sweet tea.
Disgusting

>>116665647
No, there are whole countries with salmonella-free products

If he lived in Denmark, he would be okay.

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>want to cook and eat japanese food
>most of it contains fish and eggs
>highly allergic to both

It's like I'm playing a videogame where everyone is having fun except me.

>>116665739
בהקשר, מה עם דוקטור פפר? אני נתקלתי בזה אולי פעם אחת בחנות משקאות, לא בסופרמרקטים.

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Breakfast of champions.

>>116665967
מוכרים את זה הרבה בפיצוציות, אבל בפחיות.
אני יודע שבשטחים מוכרים את זה גם בבקבוקים, אבל אני לא נכנס שוב לשטחים בזמן הקרוב

My breakfast was beans and water.

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>>116665973

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>>116665967
>>116666058
They're plotting against us!

Rice and tuna because I'm a NEET

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Who the hell has the time to sit down and eat?
Everything lightly toasted with cream cheese. Usually water, but sometimes apple or orange juice.

Isn't breakfast just another dinner?

>>116666145
We're just upset there's no commercial spread of Mountain Dew or Dr Pepper in Israel

>114 unique posters
what

>>116666145
Ben Garisson pls go

>>116666229
O-okay. Both are shit anyway.

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>>116654712
>natto
>plain dried seaweed with nothing else on it

>>116666058
This looks weirder than moon runes

>>116666309
I didn't get to try the Dew yet.

I tried Dr P once, was taken by surprise at how many flavors that shit had.

Not sure if I would try again.

>>116666059
Beans are great.

>>116654712
I don't eat breakfast

>>116666367
They sure are. Truly underrated food.

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I miss having this on a daily basis.

>>116666410
I like to mix up a bunch of different kinds of beans, corn, peas and chopped fried eggs with rice. Super easy to make enough for a week and just microwave yourself a bowl when you get hungry.

People actually eat breakfast? I just have coffee. [spoilers]I don't eat much but I'm still a fatass.[/spoilers]

>>116665708
And eating with family adds the flavor

>>116666545
I'll give it a try next time, sounds pretty tasty.

>>116665967
>>116666058
Those look like my doctor's hand write

>>116666345
>Phonetic writing is weirder than chaotic drawings
This makes me upset.

>>116666605
That is WHY you're a fatass. Balanced eating habits are the secret to a normal weight.

>>116666752
it looks like hieroglyphs

>>116666533
>Paperbag almost transparent
Uhg.

>>116666850

It doesn't have oil in its name for no reason.

>>116665676
>grits
cream of wheat is so much better
>two scoops of scrambled eggs
do they say that in the south? why not just say two eggs?

>>116666850
>discriminating paper bags based on their color
and they said racism is dead

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I need to gain weight
5'11(180cm) 56kg
Where my skellybros at

>>116666948
He meant the oiliness.

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>>116666688
This is a Hebrew doctor's handwriting

>>116666957
6'3 50kg here

>>116666752
It's not ugly or anything, quite pretty in a way

>>116654712
That looks just like one of Sakura's penis worms.

>>116667041
Holy shit
Nigga you're at a way higher risk of a heart attack than me

>>116666957
180cm 62.4kg here.

>>116654712
>natto

NOPE. I'd rather let one of those creepy house centipede that Japs keep as pets run all over my face.

>>116667041
How are you alive?

>>116654712
Jokes on you,I don't even eat breakfast.

>>116667045
Stop sucking up to the jews, you're anon.

>>116659250
what the fuck is a rasher
and I have a feeling you're not using the word pudding correctly either

>>116667261
Not to them he ain't. They know.

>>116667041
Is the cancer terminal

>>116666999
>Nice Dubs!
>Nice Quads!
>Nice Thirds!
>999
Overkill!

>>116667365
rasher = slice of bacon
black pudding = blood sausage

>>116667114
>>116667178
cant seem to break the 55kg threshold for some reason
>>116667396
no cancer here doc

>>116667432
I always wonder how people even remember to check dubs.

>>116667449
why did he list bacon twice then?
and sausage. what the fuck? just pick one you fat yurolard

>>116664857
>you shouldn't eat carbs for energy, of which you will instantly need
Do you even nutrition?

>>116659786
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_X7mMU6Gb0