what is it like to have an imouto?

Like bags of sand.

Bag of sand

Whenever you go to the bathroom there is a clot of wet red toilet paper sticking to the bowl. Its pretty fun I tease her constantly and remind her to enjoy school (since I did not enjoy my experience back then)

Salty milk and coins.

Depends. 2D or 3D?

>>116637889
Like having a smile to protect.

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>>116637889
Having both an imoutou and an onee-san I can say that it's pretty rad. Though I don't live with neither of them now.

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Sorry annon real life ones suck.

>>116637889
Having an imouto and an adorable imouto are two different things.

I'm, unfortunately, in the former.

>>116637889
having to worry if she's going to be alright. Hoping now that she has left the house that she'll be ok. Suffering in the dark because you accidentally fell in love with her and she has a boyfriend

>>116639689
I'm in the same boat, Anon. My imouto could be like Kirino (athletic, at least somewhat attractive, popular), but she lacks all the good parts. She's really just a bitch. Not a fun bitch. A raging bitch. Fuck her shit.

>>116640203
I wish my imouto wasn't such a normalfag.

>>116637889
Most of the time its shit from what I hear.

Your imouto's disposition is also a reflection on yourself. Terrible brothers create terrible little sisters.

>>116637889
cest terrible

>>116639530
So which one do you live with, the younger or the older?

>>116639092
>Whenever you go to the bathroom there is a clot of wet red toilet paper sticking to the bowl.
That's not exclusive to Imouto's -_-

It was alright.
I don't think we've spoken to each other or even looked the other in the eyes in about 3 months, though.

She was a strung out deadbeat junkie whore.
I hope she is dead by now.

>>116641165
> -_-
Listen I get that these threads end up being blogshit, but that's no excuse for you to act as cancerous as you want.

It's okay when you're young but women in today's world become pretty stressful to be around when they're older. Once mine reached dating age it got really weird because on one hand I hate every guy she has ever met and on the other hand I know she isn't going to be a nun.

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>>116641412
I know what you mean. It pisses me off that mine is with someone, and the thought of her doing things really gets me worked up for no reason. I have never understood why

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Disappointing.

>>116641852
Protective brother instincts i suppose.

In some ways we grew apart, in other ways we see more eye-to-eye now. But we are only two years apart anyway.

My only-child personality wreaked havoc on her. I still see the reverberations to this day. I took all attention away from her because I was the oldest and the one who achieved the most. Even old family tapes are all of me doing things while she is in the background clapping for herself doing nothing. I was probably not a very good older brother, but there's no point regretting now.

I wonder if imoutos ever get jealous when their brothers start dating someone. I don't think it's as common as the other way around.

>>116637889
Its nice for about 7-8 years. In the sweet spot right around when she's 8 she's cognizant enough to talk to but still looks up to you and then its all downhill.

>>116642338
How. How can we prevent this? There has to be a way.

>>116640203

My oldest imouto was a literal Kirino in every sense of the word (woulda fucked her, no shame...). Shit was hell pretty often thanks to her cuntseizures, but nowadays we get along just nicely with her and the two others. Am 28 and she's 26, time mends old things.

>>116637889
Fun. You can try on her panties and outfits and stuff without having to go and buy them yourself.

>>116642388
How about Stockholm Syndrome?

>>116642561
I'm waiting for her to just stop being self-entitled all the time, then maybe we can be friends again. I do miss it sometimes.

>>116642794

It's gonna be fine anon, trust me. My sisters have just become closer to me as they've all become adults too.

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>>116641982
I guess so. I have always been a shit oniichan though. We could have had a great relationship growing up, but I always kept my distance and only got close when I had to out of obligation. We fought a lot over the last few years, I suppose because we were always at different phases being 4 years apart. Despite all that, she still fawns over me for no reason whenever we happen to cross paths. Makes me feel really guilty.

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>>116637889
Like having a 3DPD that you have to take care of and call your family.

I caught my turboslut of a sister fucking some dude cowgirl style in her room. She does drugs, goes out and spends her autismbux on stupid shit - none of which goes towards the family in any way, disrespects everyone in the family, especially myself, hits her mother, her room is as filthy as a trashcan (literally, you can't walk anymore) she cakes on makeup and fake eyelashes to the point where she looks like she'd pass in a clown college, oh and she's fat and not adorable or qt3.14 in any sense, and that's coming from a guy with a imouto fetish. She has the iq of your average 3dpd skank, about on par with a sea cucumber, just listening to her open her stupid mouth is enough to make me lose my appetite. She exists to start stupid drama and throw bitchfits at everyone around her.

Maybe there are cute imoutos out there, but mine is certainly not one of them.

>>116641982
I can't tell if the feelings I have for my sister are legitimate or brotherly. I know I feel jealous whenever I see her boyfriend

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>>116642388
>How. How can we prevent this? There has to be a way.

I think it depends on the imouto herself. When I went through it, it seemed like it was almost some basic biological instinct within her, designed to drive her away from the family unit.

The good news (from my experience and watching others) is that it eventually comes to an end. The irritability and prickliness gradually fades, and she'll start maturing emotionally. She'll eventually stop the risky behavior and chad-chasing -- as long as she's managed to avoid deranging herself irreversibly with drugs or alcohol.

At that point, if you've conducted yourself honorably and not poisoned the relationship from your end, it's back to Onii-chan Daisuki~!, and all is well with the world.

Then time for imouto lap pillow.

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>>116643037
I-I am truly sorry anon. Here, enjoy this god tier imouto with me. I would give anything to be her onii-chan

>>116643099
Is her boyfriend anything like you, or a piece of shit? I'm pretty sure one of the reasons I never thought anything of my sister dating was that her boyfriend is going into the same major as me, so we had some common ground from the start. Nice dude really.

>>116643037

Seems like she's living the life, unlike you

I only got a step-imouto

>>116637889
>have two onee-sans and two imoutos


Wouldn't recommend it