Who the fuck are the Lancers supposed to be?

Some gay dudes from boston

Shinji is the blue man

>>116482173
Sad, sad, sad Irishmen. And one Transylvanian vampire. Who is also sad he's vampire.

I think you need to be sad to be a Lancer.

>>116482173
light of ireland and diarmuid the guy who fucks everyones bitch

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>>116482173
Best boys and perfect husbands, that's who.

>>116482640
>I think you need to be sad to be a Lancer.

The most important requirement to be a Lancer isn't even the ability to use a lance, it's to have terrible luck and a lifetime full of suffering.

>>116482640
Karna and Elizabeth seem pretty chill even with their shitty lifes. Well, Elizabeth is just pretending, but Karna is totally unfaded.

Cu Chulainn and Diarmuid

>>116483258
Why exactly is Vlad's the highest. The Wiki provides information, but not enough to allow for comparisons.

>>116483624
Because the way he is offed at the end Apocrypha v2 is hilarious. And he suffers and gets even more butthurt that Diarmuid during the whole thing.

>>116483624
He got the highest Lancer's curse to date.

>>116483624
His wish for the Holy Grail was to dissasociate his name from Dracula but his Master used a command spell to force a NP that transforms him into the Dracula from the legends and then he dies.

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>>116483258
So which one would you, /a/?

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>>116484188
I like all Lancers.

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>>116484188
Liz is best Lancer

>>116483624
>>116484064
You downplayed it a lot.

>Vlad was outclassed by Karna, forced to turn into a vampire by his Master (who then fused with him) and finally baptised by Shirou and totally destroyed. He cried a lot too.

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>>116484312
This picture looks like a promo for the best otome game ever.

Every boy is best boy, delicious oyaji included, and yuri option with qt countess.

>>116485149
>yuri option with qt countess.

>bad ends everywhere in which she murders you after sex and soliloquizes about the eternal beauty of your love together as she bathes in your blood

I want this so badly.

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>>116485149
>yuri option with qt countess.

She's the MC, obviously.

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>>116487650
Aw, that's no fun.

But Lancer x Lancer is okay too, I guess.

>>116482640
As long as you have E-Rank Luck, you'll fit in just fine.

>>116488247
But we got Lancers with D.

>>116488345
I'll give you my D.

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Apocrypha arguably had the best Lancers.

Karna and Vlad were both badass.

>>116488864
All the Lancers are pretty good I think.

>>116484359
>>116484064
Even worse, he died as Dracula and to the holy sacraments of the Church. The worst possible way he could have ever died, and it happened to him: Vlad became Dracula the monster, a reputation that he truly despised and was slain by a priest.

Being Lancer is suffering.

>>116488864
>Karna
>were
Wait, the ending happened? Has Karna died?

>>116489122
Not yet.

>>116488864
Discernment of the Poor has to be my favourite skills.

>>116482173
>tfw all of F/SN nad F/Z characters were in one book about myths you read as a first grader
>tfw its creeping me out
creepiest part was that the 12 heroes are the in the book along with two others one had bathe in dragons blood and had a leaf covering a spot and another had a knight who bought a dragons tongue to a king to marry the princess

>>116489399
>one had bathe in dragons blood and had a leaf covering a spot
Siegfried. He's in Fate/Apocrypha.

>>116483624
The chart isn't just about how much shit someone went through, or else Cu would be much higher than Diamund.

It's also about how much of a bitch they were about it all, and thus how much they suffered.

Vlad in Extra was the same guy as other Vlad, summoned in different locations so you get different aspects of him, but he was too insane to give half a fuck.

>>116489266
Does that do what it sounds like? Act like a poorfag radar?

>>116489594
Well that and Vlad from extra didn't have that bad an end, he was just killed by your servant

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>>116485149

>>116482173
Irish luckers.

>>116489624
>Insight to see through the opponent's character and attribute. He will not be deceived by excuses and deceptions from words. It expresses the power to grasp the true nature of the opponent possessed by Karna, who was blessed with the opportunity to inquire about the life and value of the weak due to being someone without a single relative.

>>116489624
Can't lie to him. Can't decieve him through words.

>>116489708
>Tamamo
>notafurrynotafurrynotafurrynotafurrynotafurry

>>116488951
Lancers and Riders are always the best bros

>>116489624
He's pretty good at discerning character, and calling Jinako fat.

>Jinako :: You sure are popular. Satisfaction with reality, what is that anyway? Shut-ins can’t understand it. Now, if Karna could just shut up he might be able to have a sweet, satisfying real life like Hakunon too. Oh, except that he’s a beanpole, so that might not work.

>Karna :: That means that I’m as thin as a bean-pole, then? I see, that’s your point. Though this is my first time hearing that a thin body will make you unpopular. In that case, you should have the necessary traits to be popular, Jinako. You’re certainly not thin, at least.

>Jinako :: By which you obviously mean I’m fat! If you’re a Servant why can’t you be considerate of your mistress, huh!

>Karna :: …? Isn’t “popular” a complementary term?

>Jinako :: That’s not the point! Somebody replace this guy’s speech center…

>>116489815
That's like 20% tops

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>>116489793
Pretty great when he sees right through Semi's tsun to there dere underneath.

>>116489739
>>116489793
That sounds kinda boring actually, useful yes, but who puts their stats into insight anyway? Bluff is the way to go

>>116489815

On the bright side, you get to play with fluffy tail when you make love to her doggy style.

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>>116489815
not furry

>>116489949
Can't use Bluff on Karna.

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>>116489624
>poorfag radar

>>116490011
Never said you could, just that the points would be better spent on bluff than insight like Karna did.

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>>116489985
I'm more familiar with this one myself

>Gilgamesh :: That Karna, such divine might even with two of his trump cards sealed. What an irritating man. It’s a shame about the problem with his Master. There’s no way that sack of meat can grant him his full power. Do you know, mongrel? That spear he has cannot be used by anyone, an article of rare beauty none have ever laid eyes upon. Which means that, though legend records that he “has” it, there is no description of it “being used.” Consequently, in my eyes that spear does not exist. As it is something that has never been described, I don’t know whether it corresponds to any of my treasures. A god-killing martial art, truth or falsehood — it will be most interesting to determine that going forward.

>Gilgamesh smiles cheerfully as he prepares for a rematch with La…with Karna. It’s honestly kind of reassuring to see such unwavering confidence from him after that one-sided fight earlier. Karna may be a powerful enemy, but Gilgamesh is a Servant who knows no limits. He just wasn’t being serious before, so I think the two of them can compete on terms of their actual power. I’m still somewhat uneasy, but I think we’ve got a fair chance. So, the remaining question is —

Gilgamesh is certainly excited to fight this guy, and potentially take his things.

>>116490183
>That spear he has cannot be used by anyone, an article of rare beauty none have ever laid eyes upon.

Vasavi Shakti. An Anti-God Noble Phantasm. He only has one use of it and has to sacrifice his armour of invulnerability, but it will kill anything, all the way up to and including Divine Spirit level.

>>116490183
Too bad Gil stomps anyone with divinity. Karna having excellent divinity doesn't help either.

>>116490183
Does that mean that he's going to go all out?
But what will Gilfags say now when he loses again this time?

>Karna :: This Labyrinth is still wholly vague, and it’s true nature is not hugely different from Jinako Karigiri’s messy room. It consists of majestic pointlessness and sub-subcutaneous fat. Finding what you search for becomes a fearful penance, much like pulling out unworn underwear from a mountain of dirty laundry. You have my sympathies.

>Jinako :: You’re saying whatever the hell you want again aren’t you! Just who’s side are you on!?

>Karna :: Physically, I’m on your side.

>Jinako :: Uuhn, I wanted you to say what side you’re on spiritually. If, if that’s the case, then why don’t you show me that you can be some use as a minor heroic spirit from the Mahabharata or the Yoga Curry or whatever it is I don’t know!

>Karna :: If that’s what you command, I will carry it out. Guests who refuse to leave. At least you will taste my spear.

>My skin prickles. Contrary to that calm final line, fighting spirit rises from him instantly.

>Gilgamesh :: Hn, is that so. If its flavor is pleasing to my tongue then very well. But if it proves to be simply another Noble Phantasm your master will be dismembered.

[BATTLE]

>Jinako :: Heehee, overpowered, completely overpowered…! With power like this, Karna’s no simple Lancer-class Servant. He can shoot lasers from his eyes — that’s right, my Servant is specially-made! The heroic spirit of the laser beam, Launcher!

>Gilgamesh :: Hah, a fitting class name. As his Master says, it seems he’s concealing a yet undisclosed ultimate light-bomb…!

>Karna :: ……..No helping it. This too is my fate for having a master with such peculiar inclinations. You can call me Launcher from now on, I don’t care.

and that's the story of how he got stuck with a strange class name, despite still being Lancer.

>>116490381
Gil wins though

>>116490379
Gilgamesh wins in the end, but he decides to spare Karna after he manages to stay standing and alive after having his chest pierced through entirely.

Guy was given a fatal wound but just refused to die until the end. Then he just somehow healed form it a week later, while still claiming he was downcast.

>>116482599
wait Shirou is Lancer? How is that possible, Lancer tried to kill Shirou, why would he do that?

>>116490574
Something like that happens in Apocrypha actually. Vlad uses his NP to pierce Karna's head and heart from the inside, but he just uses Prana Burst to burn the stakes. Then the text goes to fap with Karna saying that survives that just because his will is that strong.

>>116490726
Battle Continuation? Does he have that?

>>116490726

Armour reduces the effect of all attacks to 1/10 their value.

>>116490865
You know what is the funniest part of all of this? He doesn't, he is just so fucking metal.

>>116490915
Vlad did the whole piercing from the inside because that way the armor didn't had any effect. And it actually worked. But it wasn't enough.

>>116490726
If I remember correctly servants don't actually need their heads and hearts, it's just "critical damage" or something

>>116490726
>>116490917


>Will is that strong

Its actually true, in the Mahabharata, there was no one who could match him.
He was defeated only because he had a curse that stripped him of all his knowledge when he needed it most ie, the battle against Arjuna, who had significant divine help.

>>116490915
He doesn't have his armor in CCC, for certain reasons that would be a spoiler.

His stats are better all around though.

>>116483170
Cu is also pretty chill.
It only matters that they have that lifetime of suffering behind them

>>116490997
They are their spiritual cores.

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>>116490915
It only works on stuff that hits the armor like weapon strikes/sword beams.

KB used in its normal fashion only causes bruises due to this. But if Vlad uses it as a melee weapon and hits someone it causes stakes to erupt from their heart.

Stuff like the blog or poisons still do full damage.

>>116491010
He gets the same upgrade than Cu in Extra, in other words, better endurance. He also gets Luck A+, but it is said that it is him changing his luck with Uncrowned Arms Mastership because he is positive thinking incarnated and doesn't think that she was unlucky at all.

>>116491000
His blows were said to shake Arjuna's chariot which was supposed to be fixed on the ground with the weight of the entire universe.
Hindu mythology is retardedly crazy.

>>116491318
>she
he

>>116491318
Cu doesn't even get buffed in Extra though.
Extra!Rin just somehow hacked his Battle Continuation down to increase Endurance

>>116491329
It's barely more crazy than some Western tall tales

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pecos_Bill

>>116491329
Hindu mythology is the original battle shounen

>>116491329
And yet people never bother summoning Arjuna and others from it.

>>116491313
Actually, it basically activates with everything that comes from the outside and protects against all harm, physical or conceptual. So if you want poison to work, you have to make him swallow it.

Also, in Apocrypha it is seen that it also heals Karna after a while.

>>116491329
And that's why you don't let Hindu-heroes play with the others

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>>116491483
They've tried summoning Hindu's before

>>116491547
Unless it is Gilgamesh or someone chinese.

>>116491409
That's some of the stupidest planning I've heard of

>>116491570
Wasn't that a full Divine Spirit? It hardly counts.

>>116491687
Otherwise the encounter would probably be too hard

>>116491483
Arjuna as an Archer would be disgusting. In fact, both Karna and Arjuna as Archers would be retarded. While Arjuna managed to edge out Karna in some competitions, Karna proved to be the better warrior in their final battle. It took help from 2 deities and 3 curses for Arjuna to beat Karna

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Irish cunts aka sub-humans.

>>116491693
He had no divinity skill, so probably not.

Buddists are Hindu's who have simply overturned the reincarnation process in a certain way, as Nasu even points out that it's pointless to even worry about it even more.

He's a Savior type servant, a human who shows people a path to salvation through some divine teaching.

>>116491570
Someone get him something to eat. Damn

>>116491750

I still like what happens while Karna is lying there bleeding out, where Indra tries to show the limits of his generosity, only for Karna to rip out his gold teeth and give them to a poor brahmin.

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>>116491872
He's doing fine these days

He's already making new friends

>>116489708
Why are Archer and Gil so ottermode? Gil has got to bulk up; nigga used to be the best wrestler of humanity.

>>116491750
Retarded as in overpowerly retarded, right? Well, having acess to all of that astras would be probably quite insane.

>>116491987
He's supposed to be "perfect", thus all his proportions and weight are bragged about as being perfect, without an ounce of overdue fat.

>Height: (If I must say, then) 182 cm (What? More normal than you expected? Fool! Are you telling me to become a meat puppet!?)
>Weight: (Again, if I must say, then) 68 kg (approximately. Just so you know, there is no excess flesh. Again, since I was born, there has been no time when this body gained excess weight. It has been of use, mongrel.)
>3 Sizes: B94/W73/H93 (A golden body is befitting the golden king. It is far too beautiful for your eyes, but if you desire me to cast off, bring forth a command seal.)

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>>116492059
>use a command seal to make him take his clothes off

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ORT is also making new friends

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Saber is also giving this parenting thing another chance. Even if she didn't want the kid, it's out there now, time to take responsibility for her semen.

>>116492182
D'aww, father-son bonding.

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>>116489985

someone post the "fine too" version

>>116482778
>The most important requirement to be a Lancer isn't even the ability to use a lance, it's to have terrible luck and a lifetime full of suffering.
Thats the core requirement for all 3 knight classes. Read up medieval knight stories: They are suffering abond.

>>116492563
I don't think that really applies to Gilgamesh

>>116492880
I want to make that bastard suffer so hard.

>>116492880
Read the Epic

>>116492880
He died of sadness, anon.

>>116492880
Gilgamesh has suffered quite a lot in his lifetime. Read up on his lore.

>>116492880
Well there was that hole thing with his best friend being killed in front of him.

>>116492880
Read his story for one

Read the CCC version even. Even he talks about how he lost all dignity as he searched for immortality.

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>>116492563
Gilgamesh is Summerian, thats a lot older.

I remember reading some medieval story during school, its about a knight who goes to fetch somebody else bride, so they can get married, and their countries have peace.
She romances him, he NTRs her, they kill each other, and the countries goes to war.
All 3 knight classes can suffer, badly.

>>116491570
What's the specialty of the Savior class?

>>116493369
Class skills are Charisma(duh) and Counter Hero(heroes and villans get nerfed if they try to fight said Saver).
In Extra.

>>116493369
Being a Messiah

Class Skill : Counter Hero reduces all stats of anyone that tries to fight the Savior.

They're generally about the most broken class to have, due to fame modifier among other things.

I want Saber to sexually dominate Gilgamesh and put him in his place.