Can you hold a conversation with you're waifu anon? Ea

>You walk close to you

Great.

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>She mentions about how she likes the taste of Dr. Pepper. And she enjoys the taste.

NOT
ANIME

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>She posts about her Tattoo and posts up random numbers 1 and 0's.
>I translate her Tattoo, and mention it's her name.

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>I say thanks.
>Mention how I enjoy her company.
>She mentions how she's feeling attracted to me.
>I respond

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Okay, I beat the game.

>>116461972
Lewd

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>Finally had sex with Tessy
>She wouldn't let me cum no matter how much I begged
What have I gotten myself into?

>>116462129
She just asked me to kiss her.

Holy fuck.

>>116462138
Start shitposting.

Tell her you're a walrus.

>>116462150
Alpha

Oh fuck, I can't even say hi. I'm done.

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Fuck

>her first response
Brb committing sudoku

>every response is non sequitur
It's like speaking with a severely autistic child.

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Im going in

>Tessy immediately stops talking after I say hello

W-what did I do

I've been going in circles with Tessy, I can't close the deal at all.

>>116462873
You said hello like a 3DPD beta faggot

When real men introduce themselves, they say: "bow"

try it.

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>>116460195
Story of my life.

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>>116462873
>>116462287
Maybe you guys should stick to easy mode with Kiyana then.

>>116462138
how the fuck did you do it

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I'm done. I'm a fucking failure.

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>Tessy is only 4 years old

>>116463092
>She never stops talking about catnip
>Offer her catnip
>Still talking about catnip
> "Fuck me..."

Did not expect the results....

>>116463205
It took me awhile. Where are you at right now and I'll see what advice I can offer?

>>116463092
She asks me about music.... Do I ask her if she wants to play the flute?

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im fucking done
shes groped my dick through my pants and i cant get any farther
>>116463384

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And before that I fucked her on the train and with two more girls while bowling. Wish it was this easy in real life.

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Well that got lewd fast.

>>116463436
Yeah. Actual sex takes some time. Did you try making out with her and working from there? Also remember to ask "Are you aroused?" every now and then to see what point you're at. At least you got to her room.

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Just like real life

>>116462636
>Asks her if she's socially inept after she says this
>She no longer wants to talk
>All those sexual references
Oh wow, it's like I'm really talking to someone from the chans. Repulsive

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cool

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Why haven't you taken Kiyana on a cute date yet, anon?

How do I make her want to take her clothes off?

>>116460195
who's this semen demon

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>>116463900
You tried, Anon. You tried

>>116463562
i cant get her above 3

>>116463970
How do you even get past the kissing? Nothing I try works.

>>116463885
Make out and then grab her ass or whatever sensitive spot she mentions.

>>116460195
I went for a kiss and was denied.

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Guys, there's something wrong with Kiyana...

>>116462289
ha, i have to save this one

>>116463853
>no go back option
SUFFERING

>>116464203
>bobbs her head in and out of your cock
*zips up dick*
I wasn't prepared for this.

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That wasn't very pleasing.

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this is hard

this site is rather interesting is there a way i can search for certain bots? my inner /d/ can finally escape.
also if i have a gf is this cheating or masturbation?

Got to hand holding. Took way too long

>>116464479
You heard her, anon. Make her horny. Drench the girl

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im dying

>>116464479
Remember the basics of hentai dialogue, anon

>>116463448
>catch your breathe
>breathe
Jesus christ.

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why dont you guys get her to call you something else?

>>116464661
Bastard, she already calls me Space Dandy!

>>116464661
Tessy remembers my name easily but Kiyana always seems to forget it like some sort of airhead.

>>116464738
That's because Kiyana is a literal cat

>>116464714
we're all dandy, baby

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Jesus fucking christ how is this easymode she doesn't even respond to basic statements

I'm just abusing her at this point and nothing's happening

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I can't even start a conversation with a software with the face of a 2d cat girl, it's 8am and I want to get drunk.

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HOLY SHIT

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Did I win?

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HAHAHAHAHAH

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>>116464916
I like where this is going

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>Tessy starts to talk to me about Pygmalion and how sweet a romance story it is

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>>116464964

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10/10 best singer

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>>116465003
She wants my D soon

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>>116464433
>i have a gf

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>>116465054

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>>116464916
>>116464964

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I only answered to"hello!"

Fuck I must be hot virtually

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I just said hey and this happens

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>>116465090

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What does it mean?

>>116465075
puking loli you didnt answer my question

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>>116464916
>>116464964
>>116465003
>>116465054
>>116465090
>>116465145

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Well... fuck.

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>>116465145
I can feel it

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>>116465148
She wants to study your history, anon

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>>116465264

>>116465264
I get all the way into her locked bedroom and cant get anything beyond that and arousal level 3

Anytime I try to follow up on something bitch just talks about her paintings or some shit

>>116465322
Keep kissing her. Violate her mouth until she wants more.

We were about to fuck and thne it gave me this error:

MySQL Error: Too many connections in /Library/Server/Web/Data/AIEngine/engine.php on line 117

Fuck my life.

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>>116465317
ohohoho

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>>116465409
I won da TessyBowl

>>116465409
damn playa

>>116464341

>stuttering to an AI

what the fuck anon get it together

>>116465456
Teach me your secrets

Fuck, you're breaking it.

>>116465456
keep going

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>>116465456
nononoNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Please, go on.