You can hate Crab all you want but I don't see how it's

All it is is a tsunny yandere and some form of masochist.

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But Crab a best OP

I can hate it because I'm a bitter lonely virgin and I can't even start a regular conversation without stuttering.
No, I'm lying, I fucking love the two of them together and episode 12 is my favorite romance episode ever.

So how the hell do you pronounce "Monogatari" anyway?

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>>116443749
>I don't think I've ever seen a more clear example of an OTP.

>>116444031
https://translate.google.com/?hl=en&tab=wT#ja/en/%E7%89%A9%E8%AA%9E

Crab's not bad as a character, I just hate her place in the narrative. In a show that is so interesting because of the way it handles its 'harem elements', Crab is basically a big cockblock.

Everything fun happens when she's not around to imprison Arararagi for a week straight.

>We haven't seen any interaction between Senjougahara and Koyomi since the first chapters of Nisemonogatari, and it was brief.

>>116444302
Why the fuck did I write Koyomi instead of Araragi?

>>116444302
That's because the story isn't about them doing normal couple shit. I'm sure episodes about them watching TV on the couch together or Crab forcing Araragi to watch her try on clothes at the mall would be thrilling, but I rather see interesting oddities and other characters.

>>116444031
MON-oh-guh-TAR-eee is how I do it. It rolls off the tongue easier for my stupid American face. But I think it's supposed to be more like moh-no-GAH-ta-ree. keep in mind I'm a fat retard privileged christian white male and could be wrong.

>>116444274
>Crab is basically a big cockblock.
Yeah, what's with girlfriends being cockblocks?

And as far as cockblocking girlfriends go, Crab isn't even bad, she's into NTR and straight up told him he can mess around with other girls and the fact that he goes so far with them but stops just short of sleeping with them turns her on.

>>116444555
This is a top tier explanation.

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>>116444031
>he doesn't know basic Japanese pronunciation
moh-noh-gah-tah-ree

>>116444555
Double Trips confirms, fat retard privileged christian white male pronunciation to be correct.

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>>116444274
>implying she is a cockblock
>implying she didn't say Ararararararararararararararagi can do whatever he wants to Kanbaru

>>116444989
Valhallagatari is still one of my favorite faps.

>trying to explain how words are pronounced using the English pronunciation "system"

Only faggots hate her. She and Araragi basically made Bakemonogatari worthwhile. Remember how /a/ was crazy for her when Bake aired?

>>116444031
ものがたり

>>116444031
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVeneHlix8s

>>116445060
Like someone said earlier, their interactions basically stop after the beginning of Nise so /a/, being the children with no attention span that they are, seem to forget about them and start pairing Araragi with any girl they can find.

But the final season has an Araragi x Senjougahara story so everyone will learn to appreciate them once again.

But then there is snake

>>116445323
>But the final season has an Araragi x Senjougahara story so everyone will learn to appreciate them once again.
What's the name?

>>116445487
Hitagi Rendezvous

>>116444451
It's a shame because their romance was the only thing that made it watchable.

>>116444031
モノガタリ

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>>116444989
>implying it's not Kanbaru who can do whatever she wants to Araragi

>>116445953
This scene awakened a latent femdom fetish within me

>>116445953
>Araragi is too much of a moralfag to have a threesome with Crab and Monkey
Though it'd probably just turn into "Monkey powerfucks Crab while Araragi watches. And maybe he'll go and make a sandwich or something."

>>116446322
That scene did? Not Crab teasing Araragi in her dads car. Or when she had him chained up?

>>116446330
Have you read Valhallagatari? Because that's pretty much what it is.

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>>116443749
I like them both, but I like Kaiki/Crab better.

>>116443749
>I don't see how it's possible to hate on the Senjougahara x Araragi relationship
It's dull as fuck. They'll be bored of their vanilla as fuck relationship in 5-10 years easily.

>>116446556
That's only because you're a NTRfag who likes seeing his waifu being violated by a team of basketball americans.

>>116446556
I don't buy Kaiki/Crab as a romantic couple.

But I do like the idea of them as a con-artist team traveling the country making money off suckers,

>>116444871
What's with all the "h"'s? Is this the correct way to transliterate japanese syllables?

>>116446713
It signifies a long "a" sound.

>>116444031
ものがたり, step it up anon

>>116446556
10/10 OP

>>116446713
あいつは本当の馬鹿ですよ

>>116446713
The h shows that you use hard pronunciations. Japanese vowels always sound the same. O is always Oh. A is always Ah.

>>116446554
I liked part two where the fire sisters get in on the action.

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>>116446556
Excellent taste.

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>>116446452
I think he meant rough sex wiht the women being aggressive instead of femdom.

>>116447156
どっか行け

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>>116445953

>>116446822
>馬鹿

Just use katakana you hipster faggot.

>>116447558
She's just hetcurious.

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>>116446645
Kaiki-kun is my waifu.

I would like to see him being violated by a team of basketball americans though.

>>116447663
Not sure that counts as "Curious" when you straight up molest a guy.

>>116447993
Aggressively curious.

>>116447993
It was just for fun though.

I mean surely you don't think Araragi is a pedo just because he gropes Snail sometimes right? Or that he's a siscon just because he strips his sisters occasionally?

>>116447993
>doesn't know about brojobs

It's just a joke anon.

>>116448084
If Araragi hasn't had sex with Karen off-screen at this point, he's gay.

>>116443749
I really like crab but I think Hanekawa is a better fit for Ararararararagi and Hanekawa isn't even my favourite girl