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Sakurafags,Rinfaqs and Saberfags finally decide to settle their differences once and for all! Don't miss it!

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I think I'll finish this show tomorrow, I'm too tired.

Secondaries kill themselves en masse and /a/ is saved forever.

>>115678782
Are you the anon who made the youtube anime series about anon-kun and his sempia?

All the /a/nons wake up in the 2D world

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GOD DAMN IT!

WHO THE FUCK WROTE THIS BOOK?

A thread about traps devolves into everyone fantasizing about sucking a cock.

>>115678894
and then wake up again back to the 3D world.
Plot twists and whatnot.

>>115678931
Damn you

Loli and shota pornography are banned!
How will /a/ handle the rage?

>>115678782
Anon tells you why you shouldn't like this anime! Stay tuned!

>>115678963
Guro is welcome back!

Autists argue about who has the best waifu

>>115678782
>/v/-kun, I-I love you!
>Eh, nandatte?

OP declares his love for cock.

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Who will survive?

Anon is told he likes the wrong thing. He is informed that the only reason he thinks he likes it, and he doesn't actually like it because it's shit and no one could truly like it, is because he has latent homosexual desires.

>>115678858
>I'm too tired.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9-VQauBfjs
Anon.. ;_:

>>115678963
Accelspammer rises from the dead to do what must be done.

Daiz attacks again! Can /a/ stop him!?

That guy is always late in those precure threads. I wonder why.

>>115678782
IT'S YOUR BABY, ANON!

Plenty of fanservice.

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Remember me? Yeah you do

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>>115679078
Fuck that shit. I'm downloading all my shit through horriblesub's irc.

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Anon is having a terrible morning on /a/. Will the rescue get to him on time?!

>>115678858
Too bad, you're here forever.

Next episode: How will anon escape the endless recursion of time?

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>>115678782
Anime is saved.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffl4HDp-_S4

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>>115679123

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all faggots have shit taste. And that repeats more than endless 8

>Anon is outside enjoying a nice day at the park with his one and only /a/.
>Anon-kun and /a/-chan, both with huge grins on their faces are laughing at a silly joke that Anon-kun made earlier.
>"And so, I said to the newfag, go watch boku no pico!"
>They don't get to do this too often since /a/ has been very sick in the last few years. It's been getting worse but they try to continue their lives as if nothing happened, enjoying each moment to it's fullest.
>"Anon-kun..."
>"Hmm? What is it /a/-chan?"
>"..Thanks for always being there for me.."
>"I'll always be here for you /a/-chan, no matter what happens. A guy like me has no where else to go anyways."
>"ne, Anon-kun, it's kind of silly, but can I ask you for something?.."
>"Sure, I'd do anything for you /a/-chan."
>/a/-chan blushes, and looks away
>"O-On second thought, it's okay Anon-kun, it's bit childish and silly anyways, you wouldn't like it."
>"Oh come on, what is it? I promise I won't laugh."
>"Um.. Okay. Anon-kun.. Can you.. Can you pat my head like you always do?"
>Anon-kun blushes while scratching his head. After a moment he moves a bit closer, and pats /a/-chan on the head.
>/a/-chan giggles
>"Thanks Anon-kun, I always feel safe when you're with me."
>"W-What are you saying you b-baka."
>Anon-kun stares off into the distance, his hand still on /a/-chan's head
>Suddenly, /a/-chan collapses

YOU MIGHT HAVE GOLD EXPERIENCE REQUIEM, BUT I HAVE PUMPKIN!

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>still mad

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>>115679153
Hey guys! I found a way out!

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>>115679215
>Suddenly, /a/-chan collapses
Oh please no.

>>115678878
what the fuck is a secondary?

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Something strange is going on at /a/.
Could this latest development be the work of /v/'s stand, "The Protomen?"

>>115679319
People that aren't primaries.

>>115679356
What about tertiaries?

>>115679215
>"/a/-chan! /a/-chan!" Anon-kun cries out.
>Anon-kun calls an ambulances, and rushes /a/-chan to the hospital
>Minutes later at 4chan General Hospital..
>anon worriedly sits outside waiting for the doctor's diagnosis
>Doctor comes out to speak with Anon
>"It's not looking very good for her anon-kun."
>"Isn't there something you can do? Anything? If it's money you need, I'll pay what ever the price. I'll pick up an extra job. I'll do what ever it takes. Please, just tell me you can help her."
>"On Doctor Moot's orders, we've removed /q/, and changed some rules, made it so you can't delete threads, added some normalfag mods to help moderate the board, but it doesn't seem to be helping. Even now more rec threads, and blog posts continue to show up. I'm afraid the cancer has just progressed too far at this point anon-kun. There's nothing else we can do for her."
>Anon-kun enraged, grabs the doctor by his coat
>"This is all your fault! It's your fault that it's gotten this far! You should've added better mods, gotten rid of all the cancer before it became this widespread, made an example of them! You should've never listened to /q/!"
>"I'm sorry Anon-kun, I'm afraid there's nothing else we can do. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go and see if we can make /v/ even worse than it already is."
>Tears stream down Anon-kun's face.
>"This isn't right, she doesn't deserve this." He says to himself
>Before going into the room, Anon-kun wipes his tears away
>He opens the door to see /a/-chan lying in the bed
>"Oh it's you Anon-kun.." she says weakly, with a smile on her face

It looks like I'm going to have to use "that."

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>>115679420
>we've removed /q/, and changed some rules, made it so you can't delete threads, added some normalfag mods to help moderate the board, but it doesn't seem to be helping. Even now more rec threads, and blog posts continue to show up. I'm afraid the cancer has just progressed too far at this point anon-kun. There's nothing else we can do for her.

>>115678782
But we're on the rebuild off the Redditx/a/ crssover

>>115679389
It's like collecting DaL pictures without watching the anime or reading the LN.

>>115679470
No, you can't! You're not ready for "that!"

>>115679420
>Anon-kun rushes to her side
>"What's wro--" She coughs "--ng, you big dummy?" She takes a deep breath. "Don't make a big deal about this, I'll be okay. It's not like this is the first time, I'll get better, and we can have fun like we always do, right?"
>A tear rolls down Anon-kun's cheek. His throat was dry. It was hard to breath. There was a deep pain in his chest. He was supposed to be cheering her up, but here he was about to cry again, unable to speak a single word.
>/a/-chan wipes away his tear "oh come on, where's that big dumb smile that you always show me anon-kun? I don't want to see you like this."
>Anon could feel that she was getting weak, he grabs a hold of her hand, and forces out a big smile.
>"There it is.." She says happily with a smile of her own
>Anon-kun, managing to pull himself together starts talking to /a/-chan
>Hours pass, as the two talk to one another, anon-kun making the same jokes that he always does
>"And so I said to him 'your waifu a shit'!"
>/a/-chan giggles like she always does
>Just like how it always was.
>"ne..Anon-kun, I'm feeling a little tired."
>"Oh.. Okay, I'll go on and let you rest then."
>/a/-chan squeezes anon-kun's hand
>"What is it /a/-chan?"
>".. I.. I have another request anon-kun."
>"Requests go to /r/, /a/-chan." He says jokingly "... But I can make an exception for you." He finishes
>She smiles again, she always laughed at his jokes, no matter how dumb they were.
>"Can.. Can you stay by my side until I fall asleep?"
>Anon-kun can feel the tears welling up again, but he tries his best to stay strong
>"Of course I can /a/-chan.. After all.. A guy like me has no where else to go anyways, right?"
>"... That's not true anon-kun, a guy like you could do anything... A-After all, there's no way the guy that I like could be a loser..." She says as she falls asleep.

Open ended thread turns into endless shitposting!

Episode 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bYlmxCuu3U
Episode 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NES2AeTpnNw
Episode 3: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YrBAssgxI0
Episode 4: Never.

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>It was a Saturday just like any other.
>Anon was free for the weekend, like he always is.
>He got out of bed and took a shower, looking forward to what was to come.
>As he sat in the livingroom eating his cereal, his mind lingered to his plans for the day.
>Since he had the rest of the day to himself, Anon was planning to fap to all kinds of wonerful H-manga.
>He started up his PC as he brushed his teeth, waiting for Windows to boot up.
>As he sat down and opened up his browser, he could feel it.
>All the loli H-manga he could ever want was just within reach.
>He moved his mouse to the URL bar and typed in the website he knew all too well.
>exhentai.org
>404
>From that day forward, nothing was ever the same again.

I can't believe it's come to this.
But it can't be helped.

"N-No, Sakurafish-chan, you can't leave us! I love you!"

"And that is why I must go."

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>>115679700
Funny. I was just watching these.

Fuck this shit.

Dropped hard. See you next week nerds.

>>115679728
Sakurafish-chan no longer has to post it everyday.

We learned to like it.

>>115679742
BLATHA BLATHA BLATHA BLATHA

Anon finally starts working on his backlog.

>>115679877
Let's not get stupid here. That'll never happen

>>115679877
Forced drama.

>>115679742
Everyday until episode 4.

>>115679877
Axed.

>>115679620
I have no other choice.

MEANWHILE ON THE /a/ MANGO

Anon has revealed his true power level, will Waifu back down?!

To be continued in Chapter 819: Waifu backs down?!

>>115679877
That's not very realistic

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A girl says Hi to anon.

>>115679982
Wait anon. Don't do this. I'll go, you take anon and escape.

>>115678782
...the magician will not return.

Seriously, fuck "next episode" spoilers.

Checkmate, now you have to take those swimming lessons Anon-kun.

>>115679991
>last translated chapter was 750
TRANSLATION FUCKING WHEN?

>>115679877
>DBZ style where it takes 9 episodes to get through one episode of anime

>>115680000
I thought this was a comedy, not horror.

>>115680013
But anon...

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>>115680000
Oh my god

>>115679561
I do that because DaL is absolute shit but Kurumi's character design is wonderful. The best example of a good character trapped in a shit show I can think of

>>115680075
Don't worry anon! After this is over, let's go for some beers all together!

>>115680050
It's meta Anon. Ch. 751 is where /a/-chan finally learns Japanese through the threads, we must too.

>>115678782
/a/non has to find a job to pay for more merchandise.

>>115680135
Everything was a dream and /a/non is still a hikki neet

>>115678782
a magic imouto appears!

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>>115679470
>>115679620
>>115679982
>>115680013
>>115680075
>>115680116
This is getting surprisingly entertaining.

>>115680190
If that entertains you no wonder you like anime.

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>>115678782
/a/ had changed, the tyrant moot after years of oppression, finnally succumbed to his complete transformation into total faggotry, what is now known as the purge. Now in the remains of this once great civilzation, old fags are scattered in factions across the deserted landscape, as they struggle for survival against the new fag hordes. WIll they survive? and in the midst of it all, neo-moots ghost still haunts the earth, although dead his will still lives on in the mods who roam the planet, trying to stamp out the last of the remaining anons who commit to the old ways

>>115679712
>Windows
Disrespecting yourself

>>115680116
Okay. You better come back.

If you die, I'll kill you.

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>>115680000
Really looking foward to.

Anon discovers that he is waifu a shit.

>>115678782
New OP by nano.RIPE

>>115680242
Don't do it, anon.
People die when they are killed.

Arc Tier List

>God Tier
/sp/ and /k/ Arcs

>Great Tier
/x/, /c/, /d/, /e/, and /fa/ Arcs

>Meh Tier
/h/, /cm/, /ck/, /co/ Arcs

>Shit Tier
/v/, /tv/, /mu/, and /fit/ Arcs

>tfw the long awaited /u/ and /toy/ arcs are coming up.

>>115680223

continue...

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>>115680214
Maybe it's also the part where I have nothing else better to do right now but watch two random strangers talk to each other.

>>115680116
>>115680116
Anon runs away while his friend holds back the enemy. Tears fall from his cheeks as a few words slip out of his mouth "Y..You idiot, didn't you tell me earlier that you never drink?"

>>115678782


/sp/-san and /v/-kun duke it out for /a/-chans love.

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>>115680242
>>115680296
Whatever you say...

>>115680313
that's up to you anon

>>115680274
> he is waifu

Anon was the waifu all along. Too bad he is the worst girl.

Will Anon finally leave the pit of doom known as /a/?!

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>>115680376
NEVAH!

>>115680335
and then /mlp/-kun come to try to get /v/-kun's attention

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Will Anon finally get past the OP of his latest download?

>>115680411
OH shit. Thanks for reminding me. I started an episode 4 hours ago.

>>115680411
this is when you realize that anime sucks and you should move on to a different hobby

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/a/non's sidekick buys a new game! Hilarity ensues.

>>115680481
>B..b..but we're British

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>>115680481
>Compile Heart
She's so cute.

David lives after Anon uses "that"
/sp/ is still alive even after being killed by /a/
/k/ ends up turning into a villain and fights /a/ for Waifu
Waifu ends up leaving /a/ for /u/
/a/ and David end up as enemies
Anon goes full on Super Weeaboo 3 against /k/
Reddit was really in disguise as /a/ for ages now and you find out that /a/ has been imprisoned by /sp/

Enjoy your spoilers, read the manga fags.

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>>115680553
>you find out that /a/ has been imprisoned by /sp/