Anon is told he likes the wrong thing. He is informed that the only reason he thinks he likes it, and he doesn't actually like it because it's shit and no one could truly like it, is because he has latent homosexual desires.
>Anon is outside enjoying a nice day at the park with his one and only /a/. >Anon-kun and /a/-chan, both with huge grins on their faces are laughing at a silly joke that Anon-kun made earlier. >"And so, I said to the newfag, go watch boku no pico!" >They don't get to do this too often since /a/ has been very sick in the last few years. It's been getting worse but they try to continue their lives as if nothing happened, enjoying each moment to it's fullest. >"Anon-kun..." >"Hmm? What is it /a/-chan?" >"..Thanks for always being there for me.." >"I'll always be here for you /a/-chan, no matter what happens. A guy like me has no where else to go anyways." >"ne, Anon-kun, it's kind of silly, but can I ask you for something?.." >"Sure, I'd do anything for you /a/-chan." >/a/-chan blushes, and looks away >"O-On second thought, it's okay Anon-kun, it's bit childish and silly anyways, you wouldn't like it." >"Oh come on, what is it? I promise I won't laugh." >"Um.. Okay. Anon-kun.. Can you.. Can you pat my head like you always do?" >Anon-kun blushes while scratching his head. After a moment he moves a bit closer, and pats /a/-chan on the head. >/a/-chan giggles >"Thanks Anon-kun, I always feel safe when you're with me." >"W-What are you saying you b-baka." >Anon-kun stares off into the distance, his hand still on /a/-chan's head >Suddenly, /a/-chan collapses
>>115679215 >"/a/-chan! /a/-chan!" Anon-kun cries out. >Anon-kun calls an ambulances, and rushes /a/-chan to the hospital >Minutes later at 4chan General Hospital.. >anon worriedly sits outside waiting for the doctor's diagnosis >Doctor comes out to speak with Anon >"It's not looking very good for her anon-kun." >"Isn't there something you can do? Anything? If it's money you need, I'll pay what ever the price. I'll pick up an extra job. I'll do what ever it takes. Please, just tell me you can help her." >"On Doctor Moot's orders, we've removed /q/, and changed some rules, made it so you can't delete threads, added some normalfag mods to help moderate the board, but it doesn't seem to be helping. Even now more rec threads, and blog posts continue to show up. I'm afraid the cancer has just progressed too far at this point anon-kun. There's nothing else we can do for her." >Anon-kun enraged, grabs the doctor by his coat >"This is all your fault! It's your fault that it's gotten this far! You should've added better mods, gotten rid of all the cancer before it became this widespread, made an example of them! You should've never listened to /q/!" >"I'm sorry Anon-kun, I'm afraid there's nothing else we can do. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go and see if we can make /v/ even worse than it already is." >Tears stream down Anon-kun's face. >"This isn't right, she doesn't deserve this." He says to himself >Before going into the room, Anon-kun wipes his tears away >He opens the door to see /a/-chan lying in the bed >"Oh it's you Anon-kun.." she says weakly, with a smile on her face
>>115679420 >we've removed /q/, and changed some rules, made it so you can't delete threads, added some normalfag mods to help moderate the board, but it doesn't seem to be helping. Even now more rec threads, and blog posts continue to show up. I'm afraid the cancer has just progressed too far at this point anon-kun. There's nothing else we can do for her.
>>115679420 >Anon-kun rushes to her side >"What's wro--" She coughs "--ng, you big dummy?" She takes a deep breath. "Don't make a big deal about this, I'll be okay. It's not like this is the first time, I'll get better, and we can have fun like we always do, right?" >A tear rolls down Anon-kun's cheek. His throat was dry. It was hard to breath. There was a deep pain in his chest. He was supposed to be cheering her up, but here he was about to cry again, unable to speak a single word. >/a/-chan wipes away his tear "oh come on, where's that big dumb smile that you always show me anon-kun? I don't want to see you like this." >Anon could feel that she was getting weak, he grabs a hold of her hand, and forces out a big smile. >"There it is.." She says happily with a smile of her own >Anon-kun, managing to pull himself together starts talking to /a/-chan >Hours pass, as the two talk to one another, anon-kun making the same jokes that he always does >"And so I said to him 'your waifu a shit'!" >/a/-chan giggles like she always does >Just like how it always was. >"ne..Anon-kun, I'm feeling a little tired." >"Oh.. Okay, I'll go on and let you rest then." >/a/-chan squeezes anon-kun's hand >"What is it /a/-chan?" >".. I.. I have another request anon-kun." >"Requests go to /r/, /a/-chan." He says jokingly "... But I can make an exception for you." He finishes >She smiles again, she always laughed at his jokes, no matter how dumb they were. >"Can.. Can you stay by my side until I fall asleep?" >Anon-kun can feel the tears welling up again, but he tries his best to stay strong >"Of course I can /a/-chan.. After all.. A guy like me has no where else to go anyways, right?" >"... That's not true anon-kun, a guy like you could do anything... A-After all, there's no way the guy that I like could be a loser..." She says as she falls asleep.
>It was a Saturday just like any other. >Anon was free for the weekend, like he always is. >He got out of bed and took a shower, looking forward to what was to come. >As he sat in the livingroom eating his cereal, his mind lingered to his plans for the day. >Since he had the rest of the day to himself, Anon was planning to fap to all kinds of wonerful H-manga. >He started up his PC as he brushed his teeth, waiting for Windows to boot up. >As he sat down and opened up his browser, he could feel it. >All the loli H-manga he could ever want was just within reach. >He moved his mouse to the URL bar and typed in the website he knew all too well. >exhentai.org >404 >From that day forward, nothing was ever the same again.
>>115678782 /a/ had changed, the tyrant moot after years of oppression, finnally succumbed to his complete transformation into total faggotry, what is now known as the purge. Now in the remains of this once great civilzation, old fags are scattered in factions across the deserted landscape, as they struggle for survival against the new fag hordes. WIll they survive? and in the midst of it all, neo-moots ghost still haunts the earth, although dead his will still lives on in the mods who roam the planet, trying to stamp out the last of the remaining anons who commit to the old ways
>>115680116 >>115680116 Anon runs away while his friend holds back the enemy. Tears fall from his cheeks as a few words slip out of his mouth "Y..You idiot, didn't you tell me earlier that you never drink?"
David lives after Anon uses "that" /sp/ is still alive even after being killed by /a/ /k/ ends up turning into a villain and fights /a/ for Waifu Waifu ends up leaving /a/ for /u/ /a/ and David end up as enemies Anon goes full on Super Weeaboo 3 against /k/ Reddit was really in disguise as /a/ for ages now and you find out that /a/ has been imprisoned by /sp/
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