Things you would say to your waifu, but not a hooker.
"They're animals, and I slaughtered them like animals. I hate them!"
Wait, doesn't he technically count as shounen protagonist?
I think I am going to spend the rest of the night masturbating
My parents are so great. I'm glad they are raising me so well.
I tried watching the new show. It fucking sucks.
>The host doesn't make any dirty jokes
>Colin is now the second-baldest member of the show
>Singing games that require audience participation is now done with celebrity guests
>Twitter hashtags for every fucking game
>Has done le ebic zombie invasion meme at least once
>Very few hoedowns (I dropped the show before I even saw any, but I heard from a friend that they've done a few)
You know Naruto. I thought that your long speech about friendship and good will would just be bullshit, but now I understand. I finally believe you Naruto. I finally believe it