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Things a shounen protagonist would never say
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Things a shounen protagonist would never say
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"This thread is so good!"
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fuck, i miss this show
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Fuck friendship. Sometimes you've just gotta shank a bitch.
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"I lost..."
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I don't /ss/.
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"My waifu is..."
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At last I see, genocide truly is the best option.
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literally everything he says
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"I am done for now, but just wait till next time"
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i cum on cat she hiss at penis
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so this is the pleasure of being cummed inside
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No, fuck you. It CAN be helped.
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"Truth is I never wanted to be a boy. I don't even think I'm a boy, even though my body makes it look like I am. I just don't feel like a boy... Why won't my body be a girl's body?"
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"Let's ditch my friends and destroy the world."
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Things you would say to your waifu, but not a hooker.
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"They're animals, and I slaughtered them like animals. I hate them!"
Wait, doesn't he technically count as shounen protagonist?
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>>115572066
hey bb u wan 2 mak sum fuk?
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This world is a mistake.
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>>115572066
Can you pee on me again?

>>115571466
I have friends, a girlfriend, a family and have good grades!
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>>115572057
"By your will"
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I think I am going to spend the rest of the night masturbating
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"Hey, why don't we sit down and talk about it?"
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My parents are so great. I'm glad they are raising me so well.
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>>115572066
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"You keep the sword, I'll take the gun."

>>115571681
That just means there's a training arc coming.
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>>115572149
applies here >>115572066 as well
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Get in the fucking robot

your ass is mine
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>>115571609
I tried watching the new show. It fucking sucks.

>The host doesn't make any dirty jokes
>Colin is now the second-baldest member of the show
>Singing games that require audience participation is now done with celebrity guests
>Twitter hashtags for every fucking game
>Has done le ebic zombie invasion meme at least once
>Very few hoedowns (I dropped the show before I even saw any, but I heard from a friend that they've done a few)
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>>115572066
let's hold hands
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>>115572066
"Can't we just cuddle tonight?"
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>>115572066
"You too"
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>>115572066
"I am so glad I married you."
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Last line of the final episode of Naruto.
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>>115572066
So, How much for the full service. Woah, that's that's too much. I'll just get the handjob then. I don't pay hookers. I just run fast
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>>115572394
"Finally, I'm King of the Pirates!"
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>>115572394
"I'm sorry"
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>>115571466
i would fuck one girl and will not save my nakamas anymore
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>>115572066
"I hope you don't mind my body pillow. The picture on it is you."
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>>115572394
Friendship is the best ninjustu
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>>115572394
"Did you see the jugs on the girl in Row 4?"
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"I fuckt ur mom lol"
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>>115572394
"You know Sasuke... You're a really good kisser"
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>>115572322
What did you expect from a show on The CW?
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>>115572394
To be continued 2015
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>>115572394
Everyone is dead and I can finally be the Chief Commander of Soul Society
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>>115572066
I really like little girls.
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>>115572394
>And then they realized they were no longer little girls: they were little women.
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>>115572394
"You did it, NARUTO!"
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>>115572394
Believe it bitch
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>>115572394
"Uzumaki. Uzumaki! You really are awake now! Did you dream of anything in those 15 years of coma?"
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>>115572546
>"You did it, NARUTO!"

>YOU ARE BECOME HOKAGE!
>CONGRATULATIONS!
>THANKS FOR PLAYING!
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>>115572394
I can't suck all these dicks. Sasuke, help me out here.
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>>115572394
You know Naruto. I thought that your long speech about friendship and good will would just be bullshit, but now I understand. I finally believe you Naruto. I finally believe it
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>>115572394
"To be continued."
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>>115572394
>it was all a dream
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yelling out his special secret move to beat the bad guy
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>>115572394
"This is the president of the network. [cough] I can't take this shit anymore; here's ten minutes of hardcore porn, after which I'll be throwing myself off a building."
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What is Anno thinking about right now?
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>>115572648
>dream

no, not really it was all a genjustsu
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>>115572621
don't even joke
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>>115572687
14 year old girls(naked)
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>>115571466
"I heard you clear and I love you too"
>>115572066
"I heard you clear and I love you too"
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>>115572687
"It was supposed to be a comedy! Why does nobody understand?!"
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>>115571466
I think we should alert the proper authorities and let them handle it
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>>115572687
"How do I make the Christian symbolism mean something?"
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>>115572394
"Thanks for all this years supporting Naruto. Please watch out for the next Kishimoto-sensei's next work!"
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>>115572687

IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING
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>>115572687
"Why is Sailor Moon Crystal so shit?"
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>>115572687
"I should (not) rebuild the Rebuild."
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We don't need to be fair, we only need to win.
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>>115572687
>Should I anounce there's a 5th part in december?
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>>115572687
"Will 4.0 earn me enough money to fund Rerebuild?"
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>>115572687
SORE DEMO
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>>115572687
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Bad things to say during an anime pitch.
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>>115572975
"There is no moe."
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>>115572975
Fukushima dai-ni
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>>115572975
"Let's add some NTR."
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>>115572975
"And that's when they live happily ever after"
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>>115572975
I have the story fully planned out and finalized.
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>>115572975
>no more edgelords
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>>115572975
"Boku ja nai"
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>>115572975
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>>115572975

The Protagonist settles down and marries one of the girls.
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>>115572975
"There will be no blatant pandering."
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>>115572975
"Main couple gets together in the first episodes and they have sex before the end."
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>>115572975
"It probably won't be as popular as Naruto, or even Kill la Kill..."
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>>115572975
From the makers of Duel Masters!!1!!!1!
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>>115572975
And I have the ending written down right here.
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>>115572975
This anime takes place out of Japan, no I don't mean futile Japan.
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>>115572975
"From the genius director, Mitsuo Fukuda."
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