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ITT: Anons diagnose you based on you're waifu
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Yasu from Umineko.
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Fuck off.
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>>115374398
Come at me.
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>>115374398
my mom is actaully cheerful and feminine
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I know the anwer but a second opinion isn't bad.
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>>115374398
:)
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>>115374398
I don't think that my love for Yunocchi is that telling!
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>>115374398

Be gentle, Freud.
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>>115374398
http://strawpoll.me/2785145
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>>115374398
Kirino.
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Pls don't abuse the Gino.
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>>115374703
Beta-kun who looks to be dominated.
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>inb4 everyone posts waifus and no one analyze
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>>115374398
I can't decide on a waifu.

It's too hard.
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Come at me
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>>115374604
I've never met anyone who had her as their waifu before. May I ask what you like about her?
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>>115374398
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>>115374758
That's the 90-9-1 rule for you. The last time I saw one of these threads there were a good amount of contribution though.
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I'm looking forward too it, Freud-sama.
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>>115374604
Gay
>>115374617
sad
>>115374620
Will never have a gf
>>115374643
excellent taste
>>115374653
masochist
>>115374679
hentai
>>115374696
enjoys eating fruits and playing basketball
>>115374703
beta
>>115374750
has a hand fetish
>>115374758
just likes the way girls look
>>115374760
who?
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>>115374789
>>115374620
Loves people with down syndrome. Might want to keep an eye on these people.
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>>115374789
You are someone of excellent taste.
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>>115374643
You're a beta who wants a meek waifu because you're intimidated by girls with strong personalities.
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>>115374653
I remember one analysis being like: anon is overly self-conscious of appearing sexually deviant, so he he finds a waifu who exhibits all these repressed traits on a surface level and wears them as her identity. In effect he is finding a reflection of his own ideal freedom in his waifu.
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>>115374529
>>115374557
>>115374604
>>115374617
>>115374620
>>115374643
>>115374653
>>115374679
>>115374696
>>115374716
>>115374726
>>115374750
>>115374758
>>115374760
>>115374779
>>115374784
>>115374789
>>115374792
>>115374804

Lonely nerd with so little wonder for the world or imagination they have to have someone else's thoughts for comfort.
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>>115374883
i what?
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>>115374653
SHE HAS SIX TOES
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>>115374941
Wrong.
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>>115374398
Hit me with your best shot.
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>>115374653
I'm afraid you have chronic good taste
>>115374726
Probably sniffs his sister's panties
>>115374716
Painfully average under achiever


That's all I got.
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>>115374882
A glasses fetish actually. But hands are nice.
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I can already guess.

>>115374789
Someone who understands who the best girl is.
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>>115374985
HOLY FUCK
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>>115374991
Excellent taste. Most likely also a M.
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>>115374991
Who is she? She's scary
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Come at me faggots
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Let's hear it, Doc.
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>>115374804
You're a loser who wants to comfort a demoralized girl to feel good about yourself. You're probably the type who does good deeds for the satisfaction of having others praise you.
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>>115374985

No she doesn't.
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Fuck this thread is terrible. At least post a few paragraphs if you're going to write something. And to the people mindlessly posting images: hold back and write something for other people first, you can post it later when the thread dies down. It's not like you're going to leave anytime soon right?

Oh wait, it's daytime /a/. I shouldn't have bothered.
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Who 2hu here?
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i dont have a waifu
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>>115375024
You're a fucking newfag.
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My waifu, Chie from Persona 4.
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>>115375054
necrophiliac who likes to be challenged, but also know he's in control at all times.
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Do your worst
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>>115374941
Don't worry i also have friends which some are girls.
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>>115375102
>At least post a few paragraphs

Where do you think you are?
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>>115374398
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>>115374671
You should include options like: "I like to talk with other wiaifufags", "I enjoy how questions force me to think about my waifu in various situations", etc and allow multiple answers.

>>115374882
>just likes the way girls look
Not exactly true, before I've fallen in love with her, her body didn't really matched my tastes.
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>>115374986
You sure? You saying that I didn't at least nail a few of them? You are absolutely certain?
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>>115375132
>using the term newfag unironically
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>>115374935

Speaking of analysis stuff, I vaguely remember one years ago I got. It had something to do with wanting ideal traits of a man and woman or something of the sort, had to do with wanting to take care of people.
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>>115375094
>You're probably the type who does good deeds for the satisfaction of having others praise you.
Oh fuck
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>>115375112
/PJ/<<<
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>>115374398
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>>115375148
Stop being a fag and lowering your standards. The last time we had a thread like this it was great. And on a weekend too.
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>>115375158
I can only speak for myself.
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>>115374557
Boring.
>>115374617
You like to be abused.
Did your mother ever use force to discipline you?
>>115374643
Upstanding fellow that overworks yourself. Take breaks more often.
>>115375015
Third wheel fellow, people often pretend to ignore you.
>>115375068
Whatever you're doing in life, keep doing it. That is, if you want to.
>>115375140
Boring.
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>>115375097
look again
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>>115374529
You've got a thing for malformed transsexuals.
>>115374620
You've got a thing for dumb bitches.
>>115374643
You've got a thing for wide.
>>115374653
You've got a thing for men.
>>115374696
You've got a thing for strong independent women who don't need no man!
>>115374758
You've got a thing for women with no personality.
>>115374789
You've got a thing for emotionless robots.
>>115374804
You've got a thing for selfish fat hobos.
>>115375024
You've got a thing for idiot selfish whores with a god complex.
>>115375054
You've got a thing for dead women, necrophiliac.
>>115375140
You've got a thing for for emotionless robots, basically just a rei clone.
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So doctor, how fucked up am I?
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>>115375164

likes sluts, excellent taste
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>>115375228
>Boring

I will fucking sock you
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>>115375140
Extremely boring and probably hates fun.
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Let's see what you 've got
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Those who did not cry during the end of the first season shall not comment.
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>>115375214
So I obviously pointed one of your posts out. Defend yourself then, I would be interested to hear why you have a waifu if you are not what I described.

Or don't, it's an anonymous image board.

Up to you.
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>>115375024
You're a loyal person who tends to be overly supportive when it comes to the ones you love.
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>>115375304
You want to save people so much you have a complex about it.
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Bring it on
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>>115375255
All you did was describe the bad features of the character.
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>>115375341
not him, but this
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Cutest.
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>>115375311
Not that guy, but I can enjoy a 2D girl while still enjoying the rest of the world.
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>>115375341
>wide
>bad

>rei clone
>bad
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>>115374941
This is all I get? This is bullshit.
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Tamamo
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ayy
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>>115374882
S-safu from No. 6.
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>>115375334
Go away.
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>>115375327
Nope, just like Marisa, I'm greedy, arrogant, and reckless
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>>115375405
>tfw you'll never get a healthy Tamamo
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>>115375248

no u look again
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>>115374760
You are obsessed with bees.
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>>115375471
You'd fuck a hot retard given the chance
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>>115375430
That doesn't even look like Marisa u fagoo
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>>115375140
Someone who can't easily show emotion

>>115375133
You get bullied every day in high school

>>115375036
I'm kind of drunk but I'm assuming this is Sakura, you're someone who needs constant contact with other people to feel content

>>115375024
You got bullied too.

>>115375015
You're bad at opening up and need someone strong to make decisions for you

>>115374789
You're socially anxious and can't handle extroverted personalities

>>115374758
You're a trend-follower and a hopeless romantic
>>115375205
We're under a hundred posts, there's still time for the thread to pick up.
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>>115375228
This is the first comment that at least is in the psicology area.
And yes, my mother used force for discipline me.
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>>115375379
Nothing wrong with enjoying a character, I just think these waifu threads are so often it is painful to watch.

Let's not forget all the figurines, body pillows and other crap that waifu-havers are inclined to buy.

I seen a dude here on /a/ talking about how he cries sometimes knowing he will never live in a reality where his waifu existed. Shit is fucked up and on the level of furries if you ask me.
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>>115375131
Fish fetish
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>>115375500
seasonal trash.
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Vanilla H. from Galaxy Angel
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>>115375575
...it's true.
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>>115375579
What? A/Z aired last seasons stupid.
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>>115375585
seems completely healthy to me
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Try me.
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>>115374398
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>>115375571
As much as I hate to admit it, almost all waifufags are mentally ill in some way. I know I have something wrong with me for being unable to eat when I think about how I'll never hold her in my arms.
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>>115375585
Normal respectable guy.
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>>115375657
Pedophile
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>>115375523
no people with downs are disgusting, mashiro is perfection, big difference
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>>115375471
You don't like to make decisions.
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Let's do this shit
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>>115375140
This is a hard one really. I don't see how someone could love a robot. Sure it kind of implies towards the end of Disappearance that she has feelings, but I doubt she would display them externally. Maybe in your delusions you warp her character so she's in love with you, yet maintains a robot-like state? That's pretty weird, I'd go with the other world Nagato if I were you.

I'd say that you're an introverted person, but not so introverted that you wouldn't take the first step. You want the party to do something too, and love you under a facade of indifference. On a scale of 1(hikki) to 5(normalfag) you would be 2. Probably have low self-esteem too, since you want someone to love you but not be too direct with it.
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>>115375585
Scat fetishist
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>>115375228
>keep doing it
But you didn't diagnose me anon-kun.
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Go at me. I don't really have a waifu, but that's my favorite character.
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>>115375500
You have the urge to feel superior to someone because there's nothing you like about yourself. You probably misinterpret that urge as pity.
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>>115375571
That's a bit too extreme for me. My waifu is just a character I really like to the point of having a crush on, and comes close to my ideal woman.

I don't normally post about her, and I don't normally think about her.
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>>115375607
She looks like a lizard, her eyes are too far apart.
Do you like lizards?
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>>115375657
Ill fucking cut your bitch face if you don't back off
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>inb4 pedo
I'm not.
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>>115375703
Whatever you say anon

I would too
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>>115375406
kotoha is love
kotoha is life
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I'm truly curious about this.
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>>115375748
I only think about my waifu when people bring up waifus, or if I'm reading her manga.
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>>115375740
This is true, but I wouldn't say there's nothing I like about myself, there are a few things I like.
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>>115375500
New to anime. Doesn't realise everyone feels attraction towards 2D when they first witness the perfection of anime girls. Hence he 'falls' for the first girl he likes in order to fit in on /a/. Pls go and stay go.
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Your waifu gives birth to your child.
What do?
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I always end up being skipped in these threads.
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I'm Mitsuru's waifu.
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>>115375806
You are stuck at a shitty point of your life. You know that you have to make a change to get out of it, but you're too lazy or depressed to do so.

You need a 'push', one that nobody or nothing has given you yet. Hence you have no motivation and just keep living without a meaning.

Don't worry, it will come naturally sooner or later. Or else you're fucked.
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>>115375908
that's when you know you picked good anon
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>>115375911
Your waifu's tits are gigantic.

Not a diagnose, but it had to be said.
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holo
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>>115375748
>I don't normally think about her

That's not a waifu, pal. I wouldn't even consider myself a hardcore waifufag and I thought about what our first date would be like for 20 minutes on the subway yesterday.

>>115375912
/v/ please leave.

>>115375905
Cry out of happiness that I was able to give her a child.
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>>115375102
Freud loves shitposting.
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>>115374989
silent type. Easy to get emotional.
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>>115375939
Why?

No one likes her.
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>>115375027
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>>115375311
>lonely
I have friends at university and friends I go out with at weekends, though I sometimes do feel lonely.
>nerd
That word has lost its meaning, you'll have to specify.
>little wonder for the world
That's wrong, I enjoy traveling and being in nature.
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>>115375571

There is such a thing as going too far, but I believe that's the case with everything.
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>>115375905
Wonder how a man shits out a child
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>>115376025
Please stop blogging
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>>115375905
Get arrested for getting a 16 year old pregnant.
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>>115376018
But you like her anon.. that's all that matters..
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>>115375736
Rate me please.
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>>115375675
Fuck son, that makes me feel for you. That is genuine mental illness. If you can't eat properly then your brain is working against your body. I'm not one of those faggots that shouts therapy for every problem, so just try to recognise it and force down some nutritious food. Stay safe anon.

>>115375748
This is half my point though. How could a one dimensional character be close to your ideal woman? And anime characters are all one dimensional, I won't even argue this point if you claim otherwise.

You obviously don't even know your own tastes. Spend time with women and things you find annoying in others become cute in in some.

The main issue I have with waifu-havers is they truly believe they are entitled to the most beautiful and agreeable of all people. Guess what dudes, life is a race. Git gud.
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>>115375784
According to psychologist denying something means it's true.
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have at it
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>>115376023
You probably enjoy cooking.
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>>115375977
I normally only think about the things that are keeping me occupied or distraught. Doesn't mean I don't love my waifu.
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>>115376053
This whole thread is blogging.
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What's my diagnosis?
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>>115375585
You seem to think that dealing with someone who has a mental illness is easy. You think that Asuka acting angry while actually liking you is cute. But you don't know how shitty and how much of a bitch she would be if you really had to put up with her shit every day.

That's because Asuka is 25% dere 70% tsun and 5% batshit insane. Do you really want your waifu to start screaming at you for every little thing?

>>115375709
Not a girl, pls go.
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>>115375923
Heh, you got me right.
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>>115376061
It's all that matters, yes, but I'd love to have anons tell me she is cute, or tell me I have good taste.
I want anons to like her too, I want her to be accepted.

>>115376098
>waifu-havers is they truly believe they are entitled to the most beautiful and agreeable of all people.

No they don't.
Most of them, if not all of them, believe they don't deserve her.

I know my waifu would never love me, but I still do, I can't help it.
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here i go
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>>115375963
Contemplative. You like to think of yourself as smarter than you really are. You're not good with girls.
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>>115376103

also joke's on you I'm already diagnosed bipolar
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>>115376103
You're indecisive and get distracted easily.
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>>115376199
You can't abide headstrong women.
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>>115376098
>This is half my point though. How could a one dimensional character be close to your ideal woman? And anime characters are all one dimensional, I won't even argue this point if you claim otherwise.

I do claim otherwise, but whatever.

I don't see what's weird about it. We all have an ideal kind of woman. Out of all the hundreds of fictional women we see, one of them will eventually come close.

>You obviously don't even know your own tastes

Why is that?

>The main issue I have with waifu-havers is they truly believe they are entitled to the most beautiful and agreeable of all people. Guess what dudes, life is a race. Git gud.

I'm only speaking for myself, but that's not my case. Like I said, it's only an ideal.
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p-pls be gentle

:o
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>>115376219
A man who truly pays attention to details.
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>>115376204
>You're not good with girls
Literally anyone in this thread.
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>>115376101
So no matter what you answer to their question, they're completely correct? How convenient for the psychologist.
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>>115376025
>I have friends at university and friends I go out with at weekends, though I sometimes do feel lonely.
Hairy muff m8.

>That word has lost its meaning, you'll have to specify.
It means what it always has in regard to anime.

>That's wrong, I enjoy traveling and being in nature.
aboutme.tumblr
Fuck off m8.
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>>115375585
Anon hasn't received enough attention from the fair sex in his childhood and needs to compensate for this with self-destructive relationships. M-type with unresolved mother issues.
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>>115375731
You have worms.
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>>115375769
You like shit girls from shit series so I'm guessing you're nerdy
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>>115376189
I'll like yours if you like mine :^)))
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>>115376250
May I ask who your waifu is?
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>>115375769
You're attracted to lesbians.
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>>115376331

>>115374557
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>>115376268
You have terminal shit taste.
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You can try me.
I'm2pure though
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>>115376279
Well, you asked me to say something. I've actually never been to tumblr before (except once when /pol/ shit on them).
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>>115376098
I'm pretty sure he was exaggerating or using it as a figure of speech.

>Spend time with women and things you find annoying in others become cute in in some.

Get out

>>115376118
You're lazy and often neglect your nutritional needs. Sometimes you even skip meals. If you live alone you probably eat shitty food like cup noodles.

That's where Hiro comes in, right? To cook you oishii tabemono and comfort you, and feel good in each other's presence. You want to feel valued by having your waifu do things for you.
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>>115376278
It's convenient ideed. Arguing against a psychologist is hardly possible since instead of attacking the actual argument they'll question your motivation behind it.
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I could never end up having a waifu, but she's the closest.
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>>115374398
>having waifu on /a/
>not being diagnosed as a sick autist
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As much as I like her I wouldn't say she's my waifu, but I'd like to see how anons would diagnose Guts.
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>>115376369
:s
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R8 me m8s

>>115376414
Implying I have a waifu
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>>115376371
Like any snakefag you like her because you can relate to her.
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>>115376371
You have no difficulty understanding who is best girl.
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>>115376371
You actually like dicks and want to share them with her.
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>>115376417
Severe childhood trauma. You like wielding big swords to compensate for your feeling of inferiorness.
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>>115375054
You are afraid of responsibility and insecure about your lack of sexual experience with women, thus searching for the perfect innocent virgin, that is at the same time wild, would violate you and take control. Partly scared of death and wishes your waifu would make you a vampire.
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>>115376371
There's so much fuckep up shit to say about you even Freud couldn't handle the diagnosis.
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>>115376414
I have a waifu ironically
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>>115376371
I'm doing this more based off your post than the image, but you're simply put a dumbass. Monogatari SS clearly states that Nadeko does not trust anyone. This type of thing does not change quickly. It takes years. So you just look at her exterior cute side and say "Yeah I found my waifu!"

You might try and deceive yourself that you would be able to put up with her not trusting you, but that just goes to show that you don't understand human emotion. Also, you're probably very desperate, haven't watched a lot of anime or both since you are willing to do so much for such a shitty girl.

>>115376386
Pathetic beta who likes getting shit on 90% of the time to be loved 10% of the time. Get your shit together man.
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>>115376366
I can't comment on your waifu as I have never seen it (to be honest I only came into this thread to wind up waifu-havers, interesting to have an actual conversation though). I maintain my stance though as I am sure you will. I read about your waifu and it sounds pretty one dimensional to me. An android that is sarcastic.
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>>115376494
You're the submissive type. You're also pretty open-minded and not scared to try new things.
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>>115376378
>Spend time with women and things you find annoying in others become cute in in some.

>Get out

No. Deluding yourself into thinking /a/ is a hive mind is only hurting you in the long run. Weekly Naruto threads happen.
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My friends think having a waifu/husbando is a joke. Good.
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Here goes nothing...
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>>115376494
You're rather concerned about your appearance but don't tend to judge people easily. You tend to indulge in small things.
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>>115376603
N-no, I can fix her!
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>>115376623
I'll agree Dorothy isn't the most complex character in the world, but she does have some hidden depths. Either way there's something about her I just really like.

By the way I can't recommend Big O enough, waifu aside I think it's a great show, as long as you don't mind confusing non-endings.
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Analysis please
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My waifu is a concept, an idea. No specific character.

A friend once told me that Senjougahara would be fitting, and I contested the position. Haruhi is closer.
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>>115374784
You wish you didn't have a penis and want to offer it to your waifu and make her the man of your relationship.
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my waifu
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>>115376672
You like women.
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>>115375255
>You've got a thing for women with no personality.
B-but she has personality for me...

>>115375532
>trend-follower
I've discovered Miku 5 years after she was created, so I guess you are wrong here.
>hopeless romantic
That's so true.

>>115375571
>Let's not forget all the figurines, body pillows and other crap that waifu-havers are inclined to buy.
>I seen a dude here on /a/ talking about how he cries sometimes knowing he will never live in a reality where his waifu existed. Shit is fucked up and on the level of furries if you ask me.
I won't pretend that it's not possible that I can have mental problems or that having waifu is perfectly healthy for me. But, that's how some people show their deep love. When you want to be with your waifu so much that it it hurts you so much and you sometimes cry because of that, having daki and figures and other stuff really helps.
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>>115376759
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>>115376412
You appreciate beautiful things. Relaxing and enjoying the finer things in life. However you're lonely and don't have anyone to share these things with.

>>115376672
Retarded newfag that thinks he's really hilarious. Shuts off his brain the moment he turns on his PC or more likely iPhone.

>>115376686
/a/ is not a hive mind but it is my opinion.

>>115376729
Please, stop deluding yourself. In order for a person to change from a bitch who doesn't trust anyone to a person who can love and be loved in return, she must want it herself. And for her to want it herself events must happen that push her to change her personality. Sadly these never happen (or maybe they do but I'm not an LNfag) so YOUR LOVE FOR HER IS NON CANON
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>>115376776
>I've discovered Miku 5 years after she was created, so I guess you are wrong here.

Do you not understand what trend-follower means?
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Lightning from final fantasy 13 bruh
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>>115375905
I cry in happiness.
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>>115376738
You -------Dirty Red.-------
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Lay it on me Freud. I can handle it.
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>>115376417
You are an introverted shut-in who hates the big big world and want nothing more than to curl up in barabara arms and feel safe.
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>>115376894
Ebin
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I wish I had something snappy to say.
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>>115376856
You have a queer sense of reality.
You value social systems that function properly.
You were bullied or jealous often as a kid.
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>>115376864
>>>/v/
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Tell me what you know doctor.
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Be gentle.
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>>115376752
You are insecure about your sexuality and desperately want to persuade yourself that you are straight. You are not.
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>>115376733
I said I wouldn't argue about anime characters being one dimensional, then you said you disagreed. Then you admit your waifu is one dimensional. C'mon man.

I have heard Big-O talked about a lot and never got round to trying it. I will give it a shot, probably tomorrow when I can get really drunk. Thanks for the advice anon.
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>>115376645
Surprisingly true.
>>115376722
2/3.
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you all have shit taste
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>>115377004
A shit.
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What about me?
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Don't fall for his trap.
He wrote you're waifu.
He's trying to fuck you into submission and turn you into a waifu.
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I love her
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>>115377045
>implying we would mind
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>>115376912
Oh god it's true.
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>>115376831
It looks like, I didn't knew definition.
Anyway, I don't really care about trends and most popular of normalfag things, but on the other side, for example: I only watch anime that are popular/have good opinion on /a/ and rarely search for something, so I don't really know.
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>>115376101
I fucking hate that freudian logic.
>you don't remember it because you're repressing it, that makes it true, you just don't know it
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>>115376822
>YOUR LOVE FOR HER IS NON CANON
Stop spewing this bullshit.

People here love Goddesses, monsters, immortal beings and girls far more detached from us and our view of the world than a girl who does not trust anyone.
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>>115374804
Has good taste
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>>115377040
...It's a secret.
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>>115376776
Loving an anime character is not deep love, I promise you.
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>>115377070
You're also retarded.
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>nobody rated me
well, fuck you too
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forer_effect
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>>115376935
You play a lot of games/watch a lot of anime//read a lot of manga, and have /a/ to talk to but you want someone to do that with you in the flesh. What are you, some kind of faggot?

>>115377082
Monster girls are far more open to interpretation. Whereas it is very clear how Nadeko's behaviour would be like.
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one of many

>inb4 ">having more than one waifu"
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>>115377158
>rated me

No wonder, it's not a rate thread you fucking idiot.

Who's your waifu, I'll evaluate you.
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>>115377087
>fat hobo
>good taste
Pick one
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>>115377045
Yes, and?
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>>115377079
>>115377147
Hello no name, looks like you're as disdainful of the psychologists as ever.

seventy gigs
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>>115377056
Do you like to get pegged?
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>>115377195
You're a whore.
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>>115375661

"Someone with a waifu no one cares about" apparently.

I find it kind of interesting in a dull way I suppose, I've only posted her about half a dozen times on /a/ but no ones every time.
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>>115377158
You gotta pick bait shit that is a guarantee reply, like nadeko.
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>>115377158
Why don't you try rating some people yourself? There are plenty in this thread who didn't get a reply either.
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>>115377188
You're a little girl

>>115377195
Stop calling them waifus then
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>>115377209
Yep, that's what I thought, Casca's you're waifu.

You're a sack of retarded shit.
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>>115377209
>Hawk

Literally the most mentally-ill person I've ever seen on /a/.
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>>115376822

Yeah, I'd say that applies. Someday, I wish I can become beautiful as well.
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>>115377068
>we

>>115377079
Freud said some trues about personality. Sure, in 110 years almost everything change but still his theory is useful.
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>>115376386
You haven't seen much anime and post in waifu threads even though you don't really have a waifu because you got too immersed in a romance one time and now you think you like MC's love interest even though you probably don't
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>>115377229
I'm not good at judging things.

>>115377238
...You like happy genki girls who will hold your hand and lead you through life.
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>>115377209
Do you stalk the Berserk trips? Give it a rest you cunt. I hate you.
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>>115377309
cuckold
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>>115377215
>having a harem makes you a whore

good joke faggot
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>>115377293
Dude, you should, like, move to Italy or something. I don't know, bake a pizza.
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What's the diagnosis?
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>>115377315
Don't forget, he self-inserts too.
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>>115377256
Haven't seen it, but you need someone shy in order to feel good about yourself.
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>>115377408
Huh, you may be right.
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>>115377364
Attention whore.
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>>115377192
I'm not talking about monster girls.

I'm talking about goddesses, or things that if we compare ourselves to them we are as lasting as a fart on a basket and as smart as a retarded baby.

It doesn't stop people from loving them.
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>>115374398

Try and stop me
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Nico Robin
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Don't bully
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>>115377323
Just keep your statements as vague as possible and people will think you actually know somehting about them. It's better when they have a relation to something outside of taste in women.
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It'd be cool if someone tried me, I'm probably simple enough to guess.

>>115377158
>Rated
You're doing it wrong.

>>115377056
You're morbidly obese and probably have aspergers. You think that Esdese going dere excuses her crimes.

>>115376454
>>>>>R8
Also I didn't watch it so I can't say but I'm pretty sure RDG a shit

>>115376444
>:s
Keep continuing the yanderefag stereotype, reddit-kun.

>>115376416
You have a thing for gap moe and softhearted girls and REALLY want to protect someone.

>>115376219
Red eyes and black hair makes for a nice design but Akame really hasn't had much development so you probably just like her since shes KAKOI or whatever.

>>115376199
[FREUD INTENSIFIES]
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>>115377473
You haven't seen more than 20 anime and you latched onto the first character you thought was cool and attractive.
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>>115377274
Casca is Guts' waifu, nobody else's.

>>115377281
See no-name there? He actually got admitted into an asylum and stayed there for two years. Like any other insane person, he blames other people for his problems.

>>115377324
Think of the Black Swordsman, but replace Apostles with trips.
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>>115377364
Perverted gay cross-dresser but unwilling to admit it to yourself. Have you ever seen your mom in negligee and wished you could wear it?
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Sorry.
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>>115377354

Well, for me, becoming beautiful is more of becoming the best I can be, but I'm the lazy type that doesn't do much. That said, I would like to travel some day.
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>>115377457
It's a femdom fetish.

But seriously, goddesses have that appeal of being so much better than you let they still love you. You can suspend your disbelief for that. But human nature can't be changed.

I don't know why I'm still arguing about this, it's just my opinion towards Nadeko.
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>>115377482
You're lazy.
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>>115377514

Avoidant personality disorder.
And you like bondage.
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>>115377310
>>we
>he doesn't want to become a little girl waifu
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>>115377310
He said some interesting things about sexuality which is somewhat interesting though his scaling of personality growth, although primitive and stupid in a sexual fashion, lead to other scaling which were helpful when not biased on sexuality.

And his contribution to the unconsciousness was also brilliant. The issue is that he believed that the subconscious was more important that it is.

There's also no real correlation between talking to someone about their experiences and it helping the person out compared to someone just talking to a friend about their problems in contrast to a psychologist.

Though that at least changed with clinical psychologist who mix both the Freudian crap of talking about your life and recommending you pills.

It's just that Freud added his own sexual problems to his theories and assumed it as true.
And if you think it's false, well, that's just because you repressed those memories and can't remember them.
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What of it
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>>115377238
You like girls with extreme mental issues and no coherence to their choices. You also aren't really serious about this whole waifu thing and probably only have 50 pictures of her tops.

>>115377364
I haven't read the source material but you're really devoted and I find that sweet.

>>115377503
No, I will bully. Ever heard of how people say anime girls are the perfect doormats for unlikeable people to immerse themselves in? Well Marika is the furthest gone example of that. She's not even near human. You're so insecure that you can't take a bit of harassment without internalizing it very deep down.
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>>115377586
You are a danger to society, and should be in jail.
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>>115377552

I've seen more than 20
And I latched onto the first character I thought was cool and attractive
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Lilly from KS.
I'm on my phone so no pictures.
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Hello there
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It's been a long time.
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I want to be her slave
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>>115377762
>I'm on my phone so no pictures

Fucking pathetic.
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>>115377559
You don't do anything except shit up threads talking about trips. Don't imagine you are some avenging angel, sent to free us poor anons from having to ignore trips. You are just adding to the posts we ignore. Wear a trip please.

You are a cunt. I hate you.
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>>115377592
What I mean is, say, this anon:
>>115376724

He loves a drow, a being made of evil and spiders.
She'd probably enslave him the second she tries to say hi.

But that doesn't stop love.
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>>115374792
Patrician taste.
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>>115377808
Read the fucking thread

>>115377809
You want to have wild, crazy sex.
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>>115377860
a 1 line reply ain't good enough for me
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>>115377887
Then try doing others first you entitled cunt
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>>115374804
Delinquent that is looked down upon. Probably shoplifts from stores.
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>>115377864
You often behave clumsily in social situations.
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>>115374398
Diagnoses please.
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She's closer to an object of worship for me rather then waifu. I never had any thoughts about being close with her, my mind just goes blank and I'm filled with awe and joy any time I think about Beatrice. I even painted this despite never drawing anything in my whole life.
What kind of mental disorder do I have, doc?
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>>115377946
That's a daugteru not a waifu you nigger
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>>115377708
;_;
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>>115374792
You're lonely, and either didn't have friends or merely had superficial friendships. Probably very independent for the majority of your life. As such you need someone who will back you up, be your bro and your lover at the same time. A lover and a friend at the same time.

You're a nice guy and all, but come off as unfriendly. You really want to become good friends with someone and trust them, but circumstances don't allow it.

>>115377887
It's enough for the likes of you
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Senjougahara. So what?
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>>115374540
Serious case of autism and edginess


My waifu, pic related.
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>>115377961
desire
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>>115377938
God damn. You know me? I love this new board.

Can anyone recommend me an anime like Naruto? Especially one with a character like Itachi.
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>>115374604
I'll take a stab in the dark

You hate drama and overly-emotional people. You value intelligence and your life is quite relaxed, you're rarely busy.
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>>115377597
Spot on, Freud-sensei :(
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>>115377988
Shes my waifu
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>>115377762
>not having your entire collection of you're waifu's picture collection on your phone
Do you even love you're waifu?
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>>115374398
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>>115377864
Your parents have been strict and overprotective and they made important life decisions for you, like whether or not cut your foreskin. You were probably forbidden to fap at home and have an erectile dysfunction as a result. Being ashamed of such defects you were unable to find a girlfriend in high-school and had to resort to 3D porn which together with your sheltered upbringing resulted in obsessions and an addiction.
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>>115377946
Probably can't even run aroun a football field without sweating like a pig
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>>115378029
You have a interest in biology and a twisted sense of right and wrong
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>>115377860
>You want to have wild, crazy sex.
You're not wrong about that.
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Bring it
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>>115378074
Worst b8 of all time
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>>115378140
You have a very big problem, you're a thief because she's mai waifu.
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Do your worst
You'll never get me
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>>115378053
You want to have conversations at length with another person you're comfortable with speaking with. You don't have friends, or the friends you have are normalfags who don't know anything outside "pop culture" and can't follow a conversation.

You know yourself. You know exactly what type of person you are and why you do anything that you do.
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>>115374928
I cannot deny the latter part.

>>115375228
There certainly is some truth in that! But I could use to be less lazy.
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>>115378138
Stop treating mine like a joke. I want a propper diagnoses.
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>>115378243
Wants to/Have fucked prostitues
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>>115374398
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>>115378295
You're a stinky pedo
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mai waifu10yearslaifu
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>>115378356
That can't run around a football field without sweating like a pig
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>>115378284
That is so accurate it bothers me.
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>>115378134
They did decide that I should be uncut. I couldn't wank in the living room and I had trouble keeping a girlfriend for more than a month after I had shagged them, thus seeking pleasure from 3D porn. I am also an alcoholic.

This is scary shit you guys are giving me.

>>115378230
I see you left your sense of humour up your arse.
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>>115378151
I'm not sure about the last part but you're right about biology
Been taking various biology/medical courses at the university for a while now. It'd be nice to do something with biology but I keep getting told that if I want money I'd probably have to work with sponges
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>no one diagnosed

;_;
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>>115378467
Quote your post and I will m8.
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She's from Devil Survivor 2.
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>>115378467
see
>>115377928
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>>115378295
I can't work with this.

>>115378326
>>115378372

Read the fucking thread

>>115378419
Thanks. I aim to please.

>>115378467
Try posting it next time, hopefully I will have watched more anime by then.
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I'm curious.
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>>115378524
You like normal plain girls.
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>>115378524
You're pretty much a pedo, since Nano has the mind of a preteen.

>>115378593
Fag
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>>115378610
Shitposter
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>>115374398
Rate pls.
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How bad is it doc?
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