>All them filler arcs between the Daniel and Jesus arcs >half

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>>115351184
Let's not forget that the prequel had the most overpowered Big Bad ever. Killing off almost the entire world? I know its fiction but come one.

If it was a harem, it would be way better. At least Islam guarantees 72 virgins, so I'd choose that personally.

>>115351184
>Mary Magdalene never won the Jesusb owl.
Dropped

>Jesus dies
>fans get mad
>LOL, just kidding, he comes back from the dead.
Talking about a stupid retcon

>>115351385
but best girl peter won

>>115351483
>Peter is hyped up as the hero for the rest of the story
>gets sidelined by this new character Paul
ALL THAT SHIT WRITING.

>>115351239
>tried to read that as a manga
>brain just exploded

>>115351184
>>115351441
I really hate the whole Revelations final arc. It's really a shitty way to end the story. Much circlejerking and fan pandering...

>>115351605
Honestly, the "unofficial" book of Judas is a better read.

>>115351184
The Solomon Arc was pretty good though.

Is God the secret villain?

Joshua is olev

>>115352360
>God
>Villain
yweh did nothing wrong

>>115352169
Is it any better than the Book of Enoch?
(Most fans consider it a doujin, but some take it as cannon.)

Don't remember how it ended, but it was full of fallen angel shit and monster babies or something.

Who's the best archangel and why is it Raphael?

>>115351184
> John 21:25
25 Jesus did many other things as well. If every one of them were written down, I suppose that even the whole world would not have room for the books that would be written.

this motherfucking writers and their sequel hooks. SEASON 2 WHEN

>>115351184
>4 horsemen who are just too HAX.
And based Jesus STILL wipes them out.

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Who's your favorite gay stu?

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>>115351184
>The only good arcs of the first half of the manga are the Noah arcs
>Noah arcs

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>>115352513
>yfw you realize the Battle of Armageddon will never be aired on TV.
All that graphic violence and bloodshed. The Son of God knows how to end a series.

Blu-ray release when?

>>115351483
>Peter
>not John
Do you even beloved disciple?

>>115352120
>bring up all this crazy evil shit
>Bu..bu...but don't worry fans, GOOD WINS IN THE END.

>>115352740
Should have used a pic of Carlos instead.

>>115352280
>Solomon
>muh harem
>muh Shulamite waifu
>muh delicious brown Ethiopian waifu
>muh meme-tastic proverbs

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>>115353803
No, anon. The punmeister is the one who posts the carlos, not the pun-catcher.

>>115353666
Who got the keys to Heaven again? Oh right his best friend Peter!

>>115353900
>Peterfags in charge of Sola Scriptura

>originally write the messiah as the king of Jews who will come and reestablish the kingdom of Judea and make it conquer the world
>LOL NOPE! I didn't mean that in a literal sense
People like this retconned filled shit.

The rise of the Islamic Empire would be a much better manga to write about.

>actual Harem starting with Muhammad's first wife being an older Christmas Cake widow and even including Aisha his loli wife that ends up becoming important even after Muhammad dies

>Shota Ali, Muhammad's cousin. Later becomes important as the fourth Caliph and fights Aisha for his title.

>Battles against other Arab tribes and the Byzantines, Persians

>>115351239
Be honest OP, you are doing that on purpose right?

It's fine, I actually laughing at it.

Cain and Abel best of bros.

Judges was the best arc. It's a scientific fact.

>>115354113
Doing what on purpose?

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Why is she so perfect?

>>115354333

Because she's a mother without having to be a desecrated unvirgin.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzzVwci8qJY

>>115354333
Trips confirmed for fact.

It's because she is pure no-slut.

Even give a virgin birth without sex!

>>115354333
Godly trips confirm Mary for immaculate.

>>115354333
>eternal virgin and untouched by men
>ultimate otaku fodder

>>115354333
>333
>3 threes
>The holy trinity
>dat Godly post.
Anon confirmed for being taken up to heaven.

>>115354415
>That scene
>Some north romans lord dislike eating while sleeeping with low table.

>>115354530
He died for our sins

>>115354478
>Old orthodox catholic chapter
>Priest
>Virgin until death
>Waifu is Mother Mary until they dead.
>/a/ +70% Virgin

Wait, so anime and manga turn us into Catholic priest?

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>Supposed to be son of god
>God why have you forsaken me?
Shit character deserved to die

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>>115351184
Jesus arc is for nostalgiafags.

Nag Hammadi arc is where it's at.

>>115354672
Wait, isn't he also god?

>>115354682
>reading fanfiction
i bet you draw OC's in deviantart too

>>115354696
>>115354672
Please watch Kamisama Kazoku.

Same thing happened, except the son of god fall in love with the Angel.

>>115354672
For a second there, I thought it was a black man wearing a girls body

>>115354672
>Son of God
>IS God
I wish the author would make up his mind.

>>115354696
Asspull ,rips off of every other shonen as well.

>>115354738
>Samatarou Kamiyama is the son of a god and must live in the human world with his family to learn about them, in order to become a better god when the time comes to succeed his father.

>>115354773
why 2deep4u?

>>115354672
Do you even Trinitarian?

>>115354790
It's not "deep", it's just the author being a massive hack. If he were God, why would he talk to God like he was another person?

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>STILL no BDs

BRAVO JOHN

bravo

Can jesus kill servants?

>>115354847
schizophrenia

>>115354847
Did you even realize, son of god is also a god?

Just like son of human is also a human.

We Christian mistaking that part.

>>115354696
what, you can't into holy trinity?
A=D
B=D
C=D
But A=/=B=/=C

Think of it like Zangetsu, hollow Ichigo, and Ichigo
Hollow Ichigo is actually Ichigo's shinigami power, but exists simultaneously
Zangetsu is his quincy power, also simultaneous
Ichigo is his human spiritual power, also simultaneous
Each can be independent, know things the others don't, and use their powers in different ways
But the Ichigo that people see is the culmination of all three

Ezekiel was my favourite arc

>>115354858
Because

>RMVB > MKV

Trully nostalgiafags heaven

>>115354872
He can kill any human on earth and is morally justified in doing so.

>>115354672
>was deemed as a savior
>literally saved no one

>>115354898
That's not how the = sign works.
At least use equivalence relation ~.

>David NTR story
Dropped

>>115354941
Every Dense harem MC ever.

>>115354963
What? Can't handle NTR taste anon?

That NTR are the best, I like how MC Daud-kun making a plot to steal other people wife.

>>115354183
If Cain was my brother, things would be different around here.

>>115355022
I can take his role if you want

Why didn't God just send out specifically targetted lightning bolts to the evil people on Earth instead of making Noah build a boat and collect animals?
Why didn't Noah just use the Eagles to fly over the water instead of a boat?

>>115355001
>forgetting bros before hoes pack
>sacrificing his best fighter for some slut
David a shit

>>115355022
Because you wouldn't be alive to shitpost?

>>115351184
Why, you ask?
>Grand tale of truly epic scale, from the creation of the universe to its end
>The main character, God, gets a ton of characterization and is really likable
>Consistent themes of love, wisdom, honor and so on
>Heavy foreshadowing all throughout the Old Testament arc that finally comes to pass in the New Testament while surpassing everyone's expectations
>Great writing that blows out every LN and VN
>People say it's cliched, but it was the original work that every other anime just ripped off
Just don't treat the fanfiction as canon and you'll see what a masterpiece it is.

>>115354941
It's like Utena all over again.

>>115354183
>>115355022
Cain pls go, you are too old for 4chan

I just wish it stopped time skipping so much,my'know?

>>115351605
>Peter has a big escape from prison
>Literally never heard from again

>Ark of the Covenant is built up as the most holy object in all of creation
>Gets taken off to Babylon
>Literally never heard of again

So much wasted potential. Also:
>Governor is willing to acquit Paul of his crimes if he stands trial in Jerusalem
>Appeals to Caesar anyway
>Gets executed
LGTSS
>THE CITY OF ST. PAUL

Daily reminder:
Lucifer did nothing wrong.

>>115355058
B-but that was best plot from Hentai anime could produce!

Did you forget Daud and Samuel are harem MC?

This is Harem MC plot writing done right!

>>115355066
>Consistent themes of love
>there are page on how to stone someone to death

>>115355049
Because every other person outside of Noah was evil or young enough to not be morally culpable and thus had nothing to fear from dying.

Because the eagles can't carry the elephants duh!

>>115355120
Lucifer pls

>>>/hell/

>Purging Sodom and Gomorah just because they like to fuck traps and shotas

God really do are worst character.

>>115355127
Would you kill someone you love, because of love?

>>115355120
Except you know challenging the creator whom he should have known was unbeatable.

>>115355001
>killing one of your best fighters so you can bang his wife because you saw her bathing naked on the roof.

>>115355179
That was one of the few moments that I agreed with God.

>>115355179
>just because of faggots

Pls

>Now this was the sin of your sister Sodom: She and her daughters were arrogant, overfed and unconcerned; they did not help the poor and needy.

>>115355179
>wanting degeneracy to spread
God did nothing wrong

>>115355198
Rance did challenge 3 Supreme God and Ludo-rathowm

Yes, I know, he lose badly, but hey, not only Lucifer did this kind of thing.

Cain did nothing wrong.

>>115355066
>Original work
>First half of the manga is literally lifted from the Hebrew Bible
>Second half of the manga is a rip off of the Quran
So original.

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>>115352576
Pretty soon, I heard!

>>115355253
fun fact:
original translation made Sodom yuri

>>115355120
>Did nothing wrong
>literally butthurt because God made humans to be his waifu

Lucifer is like 3DPD who get butthurt when men talk about 2D women.

>bu..but she's a cartoon. How can you say that she's better than me. You're disgusting.
>>115355066
>consistent
Only if you're George Lucas.

What happened with God anyway? In the beginning he was this constant presence, but later on he barerly appeared, and he miracles just got less and less impressive.

>>115355253
>Not wanting Yuri sadpanda where girl fondling each other
>Not wanting to see more sadpanda Shota and trap fucking.

Pleb taste.

>>115355153
>hell
back to fanfic.net with you.

>>115355269
>First half of the manga is literally lifted from the Hebrew Bible
Duh, it's the same series. Jews just don't consider the second half canon. It's like how DtB S2 doesn't exist.
>Second half of the manga is a rip off of the Quran
Nigger please, check the publication dates.

>>115355269
>rip off of the Quran
>ripping off a Chinese fanfiction that came out years later.
That's like saying that the Cell and Buu saga ripped off Naruto, or that EoE ripped off RahXephon.

>>115355314
If he appeared more, it would've made Jesus "Mary Sue" Christ look bad.

Lilith > Eve

>>115353900
>>115353968
>Delusional Johnfags being delusional


>>115353666
You had your chance satan

>>115355269
>rip off from Quran
>originals are now rip offs from fanfics

>>115354333
Crap writing.

>>115355336
>It's like how DtB S2 doesn't exist.

Just like electric chinese batman without power is a shit writing. God decide to become a human is also a retarded plot.

Just be an OP God that didn't gave a fuck like usual please!

>>115355348
>muh SJW fanfiction
tumblr pls.

Animeonlyfag here. So which version is actually canon?

>>115355348
Snake>Lilth>Eve

>>115354660
Except we rape little girls instead of little boys.

>>115355269
>Rip of quran

Your bait is so obvious.

Muhammad must get sued so bad by Jesus in the future.

>OT God
>Always all up in everyone's business
>Immediately punishes anyone who fucks up
>Collective punishment for everyone
>Guy fucks up? Better stone his wife, kids, and animals too
>Better kill every firstborn son
>Better kill everyone on Earth except Noah and friends.

>NT God
>Never directly says anything to anyone (as God, not Jesus)
>Willing to forgive everyone, everywhere, forever because of one man-god's sacrifice
>Doesn't show up to correct anyone when people start to get confused about what they're supposed to do to be good.

Did the author just decide to give two characters the same name, or did he just completely heel-face him?

>>115355431
It's Darker than black S2-tier writing >>115355381

>>115355431
>OT
>Okay, maybe I'll just settle with this race of Israel
>Damn man, if I can't get them to listen with this one race, the rest of the production line won't work
>Try to make it normalfag friendly.

Why did God make that apple again?

>>115355431
Character pools

>>115355510
Because He want to see our reaction to how retarded Death Note is.

Monogatari 12 disciples by SHAFT when?

>>115355431
>Did the author just decide to give two characters the same name, or did he just completely heel-face him?
It's a collaborative work. Every writer made him less and less horrible throughout OT and it's revisions so that it would fit with NT.
Kind of like how haruhi gets less unlikable as books go by.

Why you all faggot not read the newest mango with a gary tsu MC, implemented the concept of harem and also loli?

>>115355510
So humanity could have a choice to disobey.

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I enjoyed the ending.

>>115355510
Gotta have a plot don't you.

>Saul who was persecuting the Christians.
>Get shot by lightning
>Now Paul, faithful Christian
Meh, need faster character development

>>115355556
But they didn't even understand the consequence of that!

>>115355510
So we could get the chaos route

>>115355510
>apple
They made it an apple for one of the adaptations.
Read the source though, an actual fruit is never specified, and I doubt they got word of god confirmation on the type of fruit.

Judas did nothing wrong!

>>115355574
At least he didn't cut his hair.

>>115355608
No, you have women to do that...Damn philistines whore

>>115355431
People always bring this up but it's like they never read Psalms. OT God was always really loving and kind too, he just couldn't stand sin. It wasn't until Jesus came along that he could really forgive and forget the way he does in NT. And yeah, NT God does speak directly to people.

>>115355597
>They made it an apple for one of the adaptations.
Fuck you 4kids for naming it apple when it was clearly a riceball

Was the snake supposed to be Lucifer? And if it was, why did God punish snakes everywhere? Just because Lucifer tricked some stupid butch

>>115355606
It's a plot author made to make Jesus look like a savior.

Because he's the hero Israel and humanity deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A Dark Knight.

>>115354773
It's the fans who can't make up their mind which it is.

>>115355510
> do you even test

>>115355348
>Lilith
First and only real woman.
Was so shit he had to discontinue production and seal the only copy available.
Then creates the new women's production line by using man as a base.

Eve > Lilith

>>115355664
All for the cost of 30 silver!

>>115355589
>don't eat that fruit or you'll die!
>dude eat the fruit, you'll be like God!
>Man eats it and dies (eventually)

>>115355664
>Because he's the hero Israel
>did nothing wrong
he did everything wrong by being the hero of israel in the first place

>Final villain teased at the end of the manga
>author takes a hiatus
You gotta be fucking kidding me

>>115355680
Every fucking time.

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God's like the biggest yandere ever

>LOVE ME
>LOVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>OR ELSE I'M GOING TO BURN YOU FOREVER

>>115355606
>so greedy that even Jews point out his greediness

>>115355703
It's like you have a fetish to side with antagonist character.

>>115355716
>Noah spent 40 dyas and 40 nights on a boat
Noah confirmed for rip off from berserk

>>115355606
>The original Jewgi
>did nothing wrong.

>>115355716
But Yandere kill themselves after they kill the MC.

>If you can't be mine you better be dead so noone can have you

>God can do anything
>doesn't give everyone magic
Fucking asshole

>Moses parting the Sea
>Only Beach Episode
Bible confirms that something great must have a beach episode.

>>115355776
What, and have things turn out like SSY? No thanks.

>>115355749
You got it reversed.

>>115355749
>40 days and 40 nights
>Gutz has been stuck on the ship since the big bang
Noah is small time.

>>115355716
>All the fans tell me it's the most realistic story ever
>mfw they want me to believe Noah fitted every animal on a single boat.

>>115355781
>forgetting about Peter walking on water

Is Joseph the biggest beta in all of manga?

>Honey I'm pregnant
What?
>But I swear I never had sex... it's... it was God!! I'm still a virgin
Oh I'm sure you are honey, lets go cuddle or something.

>>115355781
Get it on sadpanda, pharaoh and his slave harem chapter.

>>115355816
>lake is now a beach
>watching fujobait

>>115355816
Yeah but who wants a beach episode with only dudes?

>>115355838
>He doesn't watch Free!
Pleb.

can anyone wrotes a scenario about muhammad?
as an eroge and strategy game like utawarerumono?
first he got milf
netorare
and then loli.
am not really know the history but i think that would be good

>>115355809
>he cant fit every animal on a single boat
get gud skrub

>>115355822
That's not how you spell "Pure love for you're waifu who got raped daily by same anon who have same waifu as yours"

>>115355838
Fujoshi?

>>115355809
Dont get me started on the fans, fucking mental chuunis all of them

>>115355816
But Peter is a shit tier character

>>115355822
He was ready to stone her or at the very least gtfo but then God sent an Angel to tell him it's true.

>>115355873
I can see this going now.

HOLLY FUCK, isn't Utawarerumono MC also hailed as God and savior?

If God is good why did he create insects?

>>115355822
Depending on interpretation.
In some interpretations, Joseph is actually aware that he got ntr'd (and everyone knows too, that's why Jesus is said to be the son of Mary when adrssing him, instead of the son of Joseph) but loves her in spite of that.

>>115355924
Nobody mentions the insects.

>>115355924
For monstergirls of course.

>>115354931
servants aren't human though

>>115355873
Not just NTR anon, suspected loli NTR!

>On a caravan trail
>loli Aisha gets left behind because she left something at the stop (a toy I think?)
>guard get sent to find her
>everyone saying Aisha is a slut who had sex with the guard because she was out of Muhammad's sight for so long
>Muhammad believes his loli waifu and says she's pure

Eh. It was alright. The first half was pretty episodic, but it was decent overall. Second half a shit that's basically just edgy fanfiction. "Son" of the MC who's whole plan is to get tortured and die only to come back? Jesus

>>115355934

So he's a huge fucking beta.

>>115355986
Jesus christ my raging boner just calling me to stroke him right on the head, thanks to your post.

Fucking goddamnit, gonna need to go now to satisfy myself.

>>115356023
Well to be fair if the God story is true how the fuck are you going to say no to God?

>>115355997
First half was the edgy part with all the war, famine, slavery, smiting and sodomy.

I always tell people, at least watch until our lord and saviour Jesus turns up.

>See Thread
>No one mentions Rachel as most devoted waifu material
Step it up

Paul a shit

>>115356074
>war
>sex
>NTR
>incest
>murdering babies
>killing whole villages
>rape
Yea, the first half is edgy as fuck.

Why does no one ever mentions Jesus' siblings?

>>115356081
>Steals pagan idols from her dad
Nah. I'd rather have Ruth, used goods though she may be. No heresy in my household.

>>115356113
>Implying that's not the best part
>Implying the second season NT where Jesus being a dense harem MC is good.

>>115356131
Why does no one ever mention Raditz?

>>115356163
>dense harem MC
He's not dense, he knows what people are thinking.

>>115356160
Modecai please

>>115356196
Yet he never give them the D.

What's wrong with him!

Could Jesus beat Archangel Michael in a fight?

>>115356131
Because they're either just followers of Christ or children of Joseph from an earlier marriage.

If Jesus actually had siblings from Mary then why didn't he have any of them watch over his mother? Pretty sure they're described as being adult men.

>>115352169

I thought that was basically one long yaoi doujin.

Who's the best antagonist?

>>115356215
he gave his disciples the D.

Samson is GAR as fuck

>>115354898
Ichigo confirmed for lord and savior

Is this supposed to be funny?

>>115354908
He had the best bread recipes.

>>115356243
Judas and Lucifer

Also Snake having a sex with eve on sadpanda is best doujin.

>Snake slithering between Eve wet tight

>>115356260
I don't remember that but the part where Judas betrays and kisses Jesus seems like nothing but Fujoshi bait.

It's a pretty contrived reason to two guys to kiss.

>>115356032
http://www.answering-islam.org/Muhammad/Enemies/abdullah.html

Here's the Hadith, not sure if its the entire story I just started reading it myself.

>>115356326
Confirmed for lewd adult novel.

Yet children can read this.

Fucking crazy author.

>No Fedoras quoting from Ecclesiastes.
How original.

ABEL IS A HUGE FAGGOT

>>115351184
to be fair, the damn thing was written, at the latest writings included, over 1700 years ago, the earliest writings over 2000 years old. there weren't exactly writing schools back then on how to tell a good story, plus a few of the many writers (multiple writers working on completely different passages with little to no collusion between writers will fuck up any written work) were convinced that they were taking dictations from some "higher voice", or so they claim, and some still were just trying to shove their propaganda into a preexisting work.

But hey, they did pretty well for their time. Don't be so harsh. OP.

>>115356408
cain pls

>>115356496

Caine is the original edgelord.

>>115356485
>Hey I did this even before Anime, Manga, Light Novel and Visual novel invented.

Trully they are worst hipster.

>>115356521
>edgelord
But God demanded blood!

>>115356315
>Lucifer
you're thinking of the offshot "Paradise Lost", which isn't canon.

Also, Judas is hardly an antagonist; he was the antagonists puppet

>>115356521
He was the Sasuke of his time
Now I want a coldsteel image with Caine

>>115356408
Cainefags pls go

King James scanlations lack cultural literacy

Why does this manga have the most cancerous fanbase ever? Worse than fucking SAO.

>>115356521
Caine only gave kami-sama the best secret offering, and got eternal life in return.

>>115352120
Forget pandering; the sheer retardation of everything there is OT tier.
>hurr I will kill 24 trillion people and drown the Earth in their blood
Edgy garbage, fucking dropped.

>>115356693
What why? Because it's free translation?

Abraham is quite underrated.

>>115356693
someone edit that picture of the comparison for different subs to fit this.

>>115353995
>I will return within your lifetime
>it's never mentioned again
Even the fans don't like to read this shit and write fanfics instead.

>>115356922
I never read any of the fanfics which are the most hilarious ones?

Was there any point to the three Magi?

>>115356969

The Mormon one. Now that is hillarious. My Immortal levels.

>>115351184
>Why is this manga so popular, /a/?

It's fans literally burned you alive if you didn't liked it.

>>115356131
Jesus's friends were his bros anon

>>115355687
>makes his kids retarded, doesn't teach them what consequences mean
>gets asspained when his retarded creations do something retarded
>allegedly omniscient, but somehow doesn't expect this
Either shit writing or God has IQ of a frog.

>>115357002
Don't forget that the fanbase is pretty chill.

>>115356983
giv shit to Jeus ofc what else

Is there any show that is worse than Muhammad? Worst show, worst gary stu, even worse than worst fanbase.

>>115357040
Isn't that how /a/ doing their things?

>>115357173
>Read Mushoku Tensei
>Hitogami

Yeah that explain everything.

>>115357249
But the gifts were never mentioned again.
Did Mary simply throw it in the trash can the morning after?

>>115357303
It's symbolism. All those gifts are King-level, so it means Jesus must be a King.

>>115352360
Look up the second volume of corinthians on page 4 on the 4th image

Melchior > Caspar > Shit > Balthasar

>>115356243
>>115356315
Pontious Pilot is actually a pretty good villain.

He never gets into the conflict, but he does control a much of the plot during Jesus's trial

>>115357540

Pontius Pilate did nothing wrong.

What the fuck is with that ending?

SHIT WRITING IS SHIT

Sequel when?

Just how many characters did nothing wrong in this clusterfuck?

>>115351184
I'm a secondary and I heard islam was based of this manga. Should I read it or is there no point ?

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Jesus and Judas is my OTP. I'm not just wearing goggles! They were truly in love.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxyOTFQFWQ0
By the power of Ra!

>>115357783
>Playing with the big goys

>>115357770
>islam was based of this
No. God is the author and hired several different people to write and draw his manga. There are three main versions: Christian, Islam, and Jewish. They all depict God's stories in slightly different ways and have their own spin offs but it's the same universe.

Holy Grail War:
Servant: Moses as Caster

>Fire Pillars
>The plagues
>Angel of death
>Parting the Red Sea

MC who ripped his mother's hymen with his head

Jesus this is new

>>115357895
Why didn't he make one single version then ? Not to mention some are contradictory, why would he say to the jews that they are the chosen people ? How come you can only become jew by being born from a jewish mother ? And why would he urge muslims to try and convert iconodules, christians and jews, who technicaly worshi the same god ? It makes no sense.

>>115354415
Actually the "virgin birth" is wrong.
Mary being virgin was mistranslation from hebrew "young woman".

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I'm still bitter that this and all it's spin offs killed my favorite pagan manga. Hell, I don't even think it's that bad, I just want more crazy Celtic legends, they felt way more interesting for being smaller in scope.

>>115358401
Please let this be true, I can already taste the butthurt of my christian friends.

>>115358451
More for your christian friends:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vM5n8jESUEk

>>115357270

We seem to lack the ability to go through with said burning. We'd like to, but the logistics just don't exist to facilitate it.

>>115358519
Thanks bro, but my sister and some of my friends wouldn't talk to me anymore if I showed them this. I had a good laugh though.

>>115358337
god logic

>>115358794
Do it.
For greater good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWHzIt4A_oo

>>115358627
Nah, /a/ doesn't actually feel that strongly about its favorite Chinese cartoons. Besides, we're too autistic to have hurt feelings about someone calling our favorite animu shit.

>>115358866
It's okay man, I live in France, nobody here will stone you for not having a religion (which is roughly 40% of people here). It's just that calling people out on their beliefs is rude.

>>115359093
>It's just that calling people out on their beliefs is rude.
No. Its doing them a favor. It should be considered a help if you clear their misunderstandings.

Does anyone have a powerlevels chart for this manga?

>>115357652
The real question is who did nothing right?
The answer is Eve.
Eve did absolutely nothing right and was worst girl.

>this thread
The autism is off the fucking charts.

>>115351184
>>Moses is a massive Gary Stu until the author decides to kill him off
>Fucking Moses a Gary Stu

Guy had a known temper issue, when he was denied access into heaven ever because he struck a rock that god led him to once out of anger for the Jews constantly complaining. Though he was still one of God's most beloved who was granted privileges in life even, but even then he did some things out of anger like when he killed that Egyptian who was beating his slave out of nowhere.

Even now he sits outside the gate of Heaven, just hanging out not able to get in, but still treated pretty well all things considered. There out front with St.Peter.

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>>115359131
>misunderstanding
That'd imply there is a reasoning behind their faith. There isn't. That's why it's called faith.
When I was a snotty arrogant brat I actually did call religious people out and tried reasoning with them but I realized it was useless and what I was doing was rude. I don't like it when a religious person is trying to convert me in the street, why would a religious person like it when I try to make them understand that the god they worship is a fabrication ? Not to mention religion is essential to some people, some can't live without it, and some found real joy in living thanks to it. I'm not cruel enough to try and rob them of that.

>>115359281
Also that time he broke the Ten Commandments in anger after seeing the Jews worshipping cattle after he leaves for one or two days, right after God saved them all from Egypt literally days ago.

Then Moses had to carve them himself this time, because God wasn't giving him a second copy.

>>115359317
>That'd imply there is a reasoning behind their faith. There isn't. That's why it's called faith.
Thats what you should be calling them out for.
That they are not rational beings for having "faith" and thinking fairy tales from bronze age have any relevance in modern world.

Time for you kids to learn some Bible History

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bar3GOzDNzg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhEUWobdXqY

>>115359384
Reason isn't the only thing to go by in this world. Instinct is arguably irrational, yet many give priority to instinct over reason. Some people live according to their feelings too.
Of course they're being irrational, but I'm pretty sure they're aware of it. At least the people I discussed this with do. It may be different in america, I always had a feeling their christians as a whole were much more brainwashed than our own catholic ones. Of course we have christian integrists too, but nobody takes them seriously.

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>>115359403
I love it.

>>115359613
>but I'm pretty sure they're aware of it
Thats actually where you are wrong.
Quite often, religious people cling to their faith exactly because they know no better.

>>115359613
Instincts can be rational or irrational depending on time and context. Suspecting that everything around you is potentially dangerous and therefore evil or unclean made sense when we were primitives in Africa, surrounded by lions, hyenas and an infinite number of parasites and bacterial diseases, but in a modern man such thinking would be retarded paranoia. Thinking that anecdotal tales say something about the world as a whole made sense when somebody's tales were the only source of info, but today but we can find out much more.

So yes, living according to your "feelings" can be objectively wrong and mistaken.

>>115359744
That's sad then, but I guess you can't help it when you're raised into it and you don't question what people teach you. But here in France it's becoming harder and harder not to "know better" as you say. As a whole non religious people may only be 40% of the population, but in the youngest strata of the population it reaches 70%. Children discuss this shit. I least I did, I remember not even knowing what baptism was when they taught us about Clovis and I was pretty surprised when a friend of mine told me I would be going to "hell".

>>115359403
Lot's wife deserved everything she got. She was so hesitant to leave she almost got her entire family burnt with her.

Also >skipping the part about Lot's daughters seducing him

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>>115360199

France is the leader in atheism in Europe.

>manga

Please, it's pretty much as bad as western capeshit with the ridiculous amount of reinterpretations and retconning that each apostle does to push their own agenda.

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No one ever remembers John the Baptist

Guy was one of the best

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Anyone else own this? It was a Christmas gift, but the ideal itself makes it all worth it.

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>>115360435
I-it's not like this makes me happy or anything.

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>>115360435
These stats heavily depend on how the questions are worded, though. For example pic related; actual believers make up about 20% of the population, but most people care so little about religion that they don't think about their position at all and don't identify as anything.

>>115354908
Amos was a great arc he basically spends all of it shouting angrily at things that upset him.

>>115360649

It's not like France is in a good condition right now anyway.

>>115352576
>Season 2

Can't wait for the TUMBLING DOWN.

>>115360841
We're still better off than 90% of the world.

>>115360664
I guess this is one thing I can be proud as a Czech.

>>115360947

Have you accepted Marie LePen as your next PM already?

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>>115360977

Good for you, fellow brave-theist.

>>115360977

If you're a retard who gets proud over trivial things, I guess.

>>115356521
All said and done minus the being banished Caine got a pretty good deal with that mark.
10x return damage.

>>115361025
Watching videos about Christians vs. Atheists in US of A. I think this is far from trivial matter.

>>115360977
Consider this: our national mentality is supposedly so bizarre that even Nazis were puzzled. Heydrich of all people called us "the laughing beasts".

>>115361048

Oh nooooo, stupid clickbait videos. Whatever will the world do?

Trivial. But I guess as a Czech you'll cling on to whatever you can get, huh?

>>115360977

Lidice deserved it.

>>115358519
The car accident one triggers me. I've been hit by a car and gotten horribly injured how am I not lucky for surviving?

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>>115361060
pic related..

>>115361070
>Oh nooooo, stupid clickbait videos.
You mean those discussions where religious nonsense is taken more seriously than scientific research?
Yeah. Be delusional. Your nation is going to shit and there is little you can do about it.

>>115361094
Weak bait.

>>115361106
The problem is that many religious people link luck with divine intervention. And so think high of themselves because of that.
I hope you don't do that.

>>115361112
>You mean those discussions where religious nonsense is taken more seriously than scientific research?

Has nothing to do with atheism since atheists are also superstitious.

Some of the most atheist countries on the planet are also the ones that most widely believe in ghosts.

Also a retarded point since multiple religious people currently serve on the Board for Skeptical Inquiry.

Stay uneducated.

>>115361001
>France
>PM
I just try not to think too much about it. I trust my fellow people will vote massively against her should she reach second round but who knows what might happen until then and who will be against her. Anyone's fine (preferably Juppé, Aubry or Segolène) as long as it's not Hollande or Sarkozy. If it were, I can't be guarantee Marine won't be president.

>>115361126
Well duh, but still surviving is pretty nice.

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>>115361112

>Your nation is going to shit
>Says the Pepik

>You'll never be Lot and get raped by your daughterus

;_;

>>115353666
>not realizing he was the beloved because he was the shota

>>115361154
>Has nothing to do with atheism since atheists are also superstitious.
>Some of the most atheist countries on the planet are also the ones that most widely believe in ghosts.
But there is major difference between believing in ghosts and thinking that your believes give your live higher meaning.

>Also a retarded point since multiple religious people currently serve on the Board for Skeptical Inquiry.
Out of how many?

>>115361200
Well. We are all going to shit. USA is just going into deeper shit.

Atheists please, take it elsewhere. This thread was fun.

>>115361154
>the National Academy of Science charted belief in God as low as 5.5 percent among biologists and 7.5 percent among physicist and astronomers
Christfag pls go and stay go. The more educated you are the less likely you are to believe in fairytales.

>>115361126
>The problem is that many religious people link luck with divine intervention.

The Bible itself directly says that's bullshit; Karma isn't how it works, and sometimes you can suffer so that others are given a chance to shine by helping you or that you get a chance to shine by being tested.

That's the moral of a lot of stories there, rather than "Do good and nothing but good things will happen to you forever", rather life is a test, and all things will come upon you to seek your failure at times if you pick the true path. True path is worth it though, since eternal peace and goodness and all that if you keep to the straight and narrow despite temptation.

Just look at the story of Lot to understand how luck is bullshit. Some people in that story were even "What did you do to God, he must have cursed you for doing bad". At the end God was all "Why did you think he did something bad just because he had poor luck? Go bed his forgiveness, if he agrees then will I grant you such a thing, but he is far more noble than any of you".

No matter how devout you are, life is a test in the end, shit things happen to us all to test us or whatever

>>115361230
>But there is major difference between believing in ghosts and thinking that your believes give your live higher meaning

What is the difference and why does it matter?

What makes you think believing in ghosts can't convince someone their life has higher meaning?

>Out of how many

An amount significant enough to nullify anti-theist philosophies.

>USA is just going into deeper shit.

What is the quantitative scientific scale for measuring how 'deep in shit' a country goes?

>>115361286
>Just look at the story of Lot to understand how luck is bullshit.

It was Job

>>115361201
>raped
>implying he wasn't just pretending to be asleep

>>115361283

Most of them are just agnostics who have no problem with religion at all.

They could even be agnostic theists.

The profession of not having absolute knowledge in no way invalidates religion.

>Fairy tales

Look, I understand you use terms like that to be inflammatory but you're misusing the English language. At most, Biblical stories would be considered 'folk narratives'. They don't fit with the definition of fairy tales in any way.

Please don't perpetuate inaccuracies.

>>115361286
>The Bible itself directly says that's bullshit
It also says slavery is OK and killing kids who don't listen is fine too.

Also. If it life is test, what I get for passing that test? What I get for failing that test? What if I picked the wrong test? Where are guarantess that I really get what I'm supposed to get?

>>115361300
Well, Lot's story was pretty bullshit too.
>incestfags chosen for their goodness and virtue
>death penalty for turning your head

>>115361388
He got incest end after his waifu died.

>exploding shit
>not running and heading for the hills
>wasting time by looking at explosions

>>115361288
>What is the difference and why does it matter?
>What makes you think believing in ghosts can't convince someone their life has higher meaning?
Because then people can do shit that would normally be immoral or dangerous to others.
Religion breeds extremists. And extremists are always bad. Even if most religious people are harmless, they create breeding ground and give justification to people who would crash themselves with plane into scyscraper just because their religion tells them so.