>Your waifu is reborn into the real world as a normal human (if she isn't) and becomes your roommate.
Well this is awkward. Someone was making Mami jokes,and I was trying to get him to stop. So I asked why he hadn't moved on to making Nui jokes. Sorry.
Well gosh, I hope she speaks English well enough and overcomes her shortcomings to communicate with at least me.
If so, she'd have to overcome them even more. Both my other roommates are normalfags and will be engaging her in pointless conversations.
>Don't worry about it!
That's the joke
you just excluded anyone with a non-human waifu from participating in this thread, as that change would turn their waifu into a different person.
Er...this would be interesting.
>tfw we share a kitchen and bathroom.
Better not fuck up my inspections.
I'm sorry again, you were asking a question.
Well my life would get instantly better, that's for sure. And I would hope that I would have the same effect on her. All the time hoping I can convey my feelings properly.
I hope she doesn't mind living on land
but we have a ton of rivers she can do her job in
>no pointy ears
>this kills the elf
If it was really her, however, i would try my best to start a lifelong relationship.
We become the ultimate couple. I'd also have to teach her Spanish. She could probably help me reinforce my math... I guess she would be coming to school with me, too.
But I own my home. Does she show up and start paying part of the mortgage? B-because that's essentially marriage, anon.
If she turns into a real human she'll probably just be like every other girl in my life.
Will never know my true feelings and/or won't reciprocate them. ;_;
>As your roommate.
But my campus doesn't allow co-ed rooms. What do I do?!
She's there secretly, because she wants to be close to you.
I enjoy her company for a while...
...then I wake up ;_;
And what becomes of my current roommate?
B-but I still live at home, how might that work?
I hate C.C.anons so much. Fucking Creayus is obsessed with her. I'd give so much to have an artist of their caliber that's obsessed with Kallen.
Does her age scale? If it doesn't, nothing would happen except everything being really creepy.
Threaten to murder him if he tells anyone about your lover staying with you.
>She would probably become annoying after a while as all anime tropes are irl.
>she would take social justice clases, cut her hair, get tramp stamps,and get a closet full of tanktops and yoga pants.
>continue normal daily routine except im probably getting leached out of rent.
That might make things a little uncomfortable around here, but then again, he just finished Code Geass for the first time, two days ago, so he'd probably be too confused by seeing Kallen to say a thing.
It has been quite a while indeed. Greetings anon.
a women a perfect from birth anon.
It's just this smog of progressive poison makes women into 3DPD.
Remember back in our grandparents day, they got married to their kawaii classmates and childhood friend just like our Chinese cartoons.
I'd also try to find what force brought her here and use it to get my daughteru as well. Pic related.
She's the same as she was before except the whole god thing and I bet after one or two drunk parties I'll be able to get in her pants.
>not much you can do
Losing weight really isn't that hard, and unless you have a really fucked-up looking face covered in pepperoni and shit, women don't really care too much about your looks so long as you keep clean.
She's a big girl.
>tfw I didn't even know about Creayus for the first year
God damn I'm loving life now.
How am I supposed to find the privacy to masturbate if my waifu is my roommate?
No Nyaruko, nobody to be obsessed over.
No Mahiro, I'm now the closest friendly "shounen"
She's no longer a horrifying fire monster in disguise, so there's no sanity loss or impregnation to worry about.
What would happen? Video games and anime punctuated by sex, in all likelihood.
Please, C.C.friend! Convince them to show Kallen some love! I scrounge through every dump they put on Pixiv just hoping for a Kallen image or two.
I'm not ruining my waifu's purity before marriage.
You expect me to bring my laptop into the bathroom? That's incredibly suspicious. Plus it's not comfortable at all, and cumming in the shower creates a huge mess.
Anon, I think she can help you with that problem.
>have a perfectly good waifu to use
I dont think thats the right word, maybe something that involves swooning and love making.
>If she's your roommate, you're pretty much married already.
This is how restraining orders happen.
>Nothing will have changed
What about the fact that your motzagrill waifu will lose her snake form and have two legs instead?
Best bros for life.
She wouldn't be a lamia anymore. She can't coil you up with her tail, which is the fucking best thing about lamias. What would even be the point.
She can still wrap her legs around me
>nothing has changed
What would your waifu say is your best quality /a/non?
She would look at me with comtempt and finally move out
>This is how restraining orders happen.
Weren't you just telling me to threaten my roommate with murder?