It's how Araragi marks his territory
I want to ravage snail in every way imaginable. I almost wish ebola wouldn't take everyone so that VR becomes a thing in my lifetime. Or I have enough time to create some kind of egregore altar in a cave with photographs of hachikuji, and little girls' panties strewn about where I do acid and try to lucid dream.
Like most gataris, she's not the best, but still pretty great
A doll, Yotsugi is a DOLL
Whoa whoa whoa. You can say Gaen is shit all you want and I'll accept that but saying nearly as shit as Nadeko is going too far man.
Being even close to Nadeko levels of shit is an insult you can't take back. That's the kind of thing you say when you really want to hurt someone
>you will never go to mister donut with kaiki
>he will never offer to buy you donuts
>you will never refuse and then steal his donuts like a fucking punk
Why is Crab such a shit?
say that to my face and see what happen
Meme is far away in the cold.
The correct rankings
God tier: Snake and Bat
Platinum tier: Fire Sisters
Knows Everything tier: Gaen
Top tier: Crab and Cat
Braceleto tier: Monkey
Unlimited Rulebook tier: Corpse
I don't what the fuck it is tier: Ougi
He's a fucking guy, you faggots tier: Kaiki
being Ara isn't to bad
That doesn't bother me so much because it is deliberate. It is when you read something and the flow is stopped because it's missing a letter.
Last time I checked Ellipsis were fine. Actually going to ask this but is there an issue you have with them?
You forgot Mayoi in best girl tier.
All Monogataris are best Monogataris, but we all know who the most best is.
They represent books full of hot yaoi.
>Hey, you should stop doing that naughty naughty Maso thing.
>It's bad for you, you'll get hurt and it'll just stimulate your self-sacrificing complex
Araragi would be fucking over the moon if Hanekawa did that kind of shit for him
>with implied gang rape
>canon domestic abuse victim
So how many times has cat get an abortion?
>Nisio will never cut her hair.
Thank you based God
Who /k/ommando Hachikuji here?
What's the point
While I'm in a monogatari thread, I might as well ask.
In the parallel world, how exactly did bat become kiss-shot after she ran away again? I thought she could only survive off araragi's blood, but she went on to destroy the world. If she always has the potential to become kiss-shot again, what exactly did oshino's ritual do?
I marathoned S2 during a huge insomnia episode so I probably missed something really important.
I like loli Hanekawa but I don't anything bad happening to her.
Yeah, I understand the connection, just couldn't remember where they referred to her as that.
Then again, I'm an infidel that watched the shows and haven't read the light novels. Gonna search for Kizu though, cause I can't wait until 2098 for the film
I wish I still had that webm of her traveling.
I wish adult snail had her hair done like kid snail.
Pls no open. CP inside.
>The series is over.
That's what you think.
>Not liking lolis
If the ass isn't phat there's no point tapping that.
I don't like lolis, but I've always made an exception for Shinobu. She's pure sex at any age.
>I'd fuck a middle schooler and an 8 year old but a 10 year old is going too far
I think I ran out of Kanbaru's ass.