>You will never have a elf-waifu.
Elves are so cute. I don't really understand why /tg/ and some of you guys hate on them.
If I had one I would cuddle her every day, multiple times a day. Pretty much the whole day, honestly.
Ever since Archeage came out I've been having an amazing time by being an elven ojou-sama.
I love it.
I won't, but that's by choice. I'm perfectly happy with mai human waifu.
Because outside of japan, elves aren't just a slender character design with pointy ears, they're a species of racist, haughty, holier than thou dickwads that cause most of the problems in fantasy settings and then leave it to 'lesser races' to clean up. They're pretentious libertines.
And so you come to spite and mock our pain?
But I'm in love with elves. I've got forest fever.
I'm fine with that. I'd shower them with enough love to let them know that there's nothing wrong with them.
>You will never have space adventures with your space elf waifu ;_;
>You will never have any adventures with any elf
How will you complete your fantasies with VR?
Will you love your elf tenderly?
Will you let a lovely elf dominate you?
Or will you become an elf, and have tender yuri relations?
So many possibilities.
All options sound nice. Maybe I'll go for elf yuri with lots of handholding.
Sorry, don't know the artist.
Have some more.
To each his own.
>Maybe I'll go for elf yuri
The choice of champions
I cant wait to view POV of an elf girl
eating out my pussy
Its possible for traps to get pregnant.
Why must you make me remember, OP?
Do you wish to lead me to suicide?
/a/, I think I love fictional elves more than I love actual, real human beings.
I don't know if this is okay.
It's fine as long as you have fortitude to withstand the fact that you will never get to be with an elf.
I don't. I want to die.
But if you die, you'll never be able to date on-- oh.
But at least I won't suffer anymore that way.
Looks like I'll be drinking today.
>you see your dark elf waifu wearing this
>you will never have a dark elf that you can tenderly
Filthy elves, always deceiving me. I don't know who to trust anymore.
>I will never give the ring to my elf waifu after a passionate night of lovemaking
>You will never get to gaze at the stars with you elf waifu beside you, holding your hand.
I'd rather gaze into her wonderful, beautiful eyes.
I'm intimidated by having an elf waifu, they are so much more superior to people and i would feel self conscious all the time.
And what if she uses her dark elf skill to restrain you to a chair and use you to satiate her crazy dark elf lust?
Would you be able to keep up with her?
But she picked you anon. That would mean you're a lot better than you think.
How would you deal with the fact your elf waifu lives so much longer than you do.
When you are laying dying in your bed next to her, you will be old and decrepit, but she will look as young and beautiful as the day you met her.
She'll live with the memory of her lost lover for hundreds of years.
I would search the secret of immortality and spend forever next to her.
Basically beg the elven eldar on my knees with my head on the ground and tell him I will do anything and everything for him to please, please help me.