>You will never have a elf-waifu.

'waifu' you mean sex slave, right?

>>115317565
Elves are for tender loving only.

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Elves are so cute. I don't really understand why /tg/ and some of you guys hate on them.

If I had one I would cuddle her every day, multiple times a day. Pretty much the whole day, honestly.

>>115319878
From the thumbnail I thought she was licking the top right of the box

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>>115317336
Yes you can

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Ever since Archeage came out I've been having an amazing time by being an elven ojou-sama.

I love it.

>>115317336
You can't fool me, you goddamn homo.

Slay the gays.

>>115317336
Please be a girl, I'm getting demoralized by all the shotas.

>that bulge

>>115317686

Brown and dark elves can be reaped tenderly?

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>>115317336
I won't, but that's by choice. I'm perfectly happy with mai human waifu.

>>115319878
Because outside of japan, elves aren't just a slender character design with pointy ears, they're a species of racist, haughty, holier than thou dickwads that cause most of the problems in fantasy settings and then leave it to 'lesser races' to clean up. They're pretentious libertines.

>>115317686
But how will elves appreciate tender loving if you don't rape them as sex slaves first? check and mate

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>>115320752
And so you come to spite and mock our pain?

>>115320817
Get a human waifu too. The extra feat and bonus skill points are pretty nice.

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>>115320901
But I'm in love with elves. I've got forest fever.

>>115321000
But then your children will be angsty half-elves, like Tanis Half-Elven was.

>>115320664
and then he got sold as a hooker

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>>115319878

Yuugi, is that you?

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>>115321059
I'm fine with that. I'd shower them with enough love to let them know that there's nothing wrong with them.

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>You will never have space adventures with your space elf waifu ;_;

>You will never marry and impregnate a cute elven woman and have lots of children together and live a happy life

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>>115321359
>You will never have any adventures with any elf

>>115321000
di dhe got castrated or something

where are the balls

It hurts.

>>115321566
Girls don't have balls, dingus

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>>115321566
She's a girl.

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Hurry up VR

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>>115321994
How will you complete your fantasies with VR?
Will you love your elf tenderly?
Will you let a lovely elf dominate you?
Or will you become an elf, and have tender yuri relations?
So many possibilities.

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>>115321994
M-moar?

Why are elves so lewd?

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>>115322145
All options sound nice. Maybe I'll go for elf yuri with lots of handholding.

>>115319569
>>115317565
dicks

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Reminder

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>>115322189
Sorry, don't know the artist.

>>115322701
A-are buttcheeks like that even possible?

why are you so heretical /a/?

>>115322836
Yeah.

>>115322901
Eprah knows I love some brown elf booty

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>>115322967
Have some more.

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>>115323010
I'd go all-natural on that booty

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>>115323075
Good tastes.

>>115322901
because your emperor is a raging homosexual faggot who likes to fuck his marines in the ass with their balls touching

>>115323139
Jesus christ, why would they even bother wearing anything? That looks like it's going to be a hinderance at one point or another

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Which do you choose /a/?

>>115323287
Right still feels like it's been rotting under the sea some time

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would you a caster

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So cute.

>>115323287
All of them at the same time, nigga.

>>115323356
Those tits are lewd

>>115323139
Dark skin is so repulsive

>>115323287
Yes.

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>>115323354
Yes.

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>>115323356

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>>115323401
To each his own.

>>115323401
Please take your shitty taste elsewhere

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Would you?

>>115323553
That steep? Something must be wrong

>>115323553
Yeah baby

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>>115323287

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>>115322223
>Maybe I'll go for elf yuri
The choice of champions
I cant wait to view POV of an elf girl eating out my pussy

>>115323628
I want them all.

>>115323628
But those are boys.

>>115323747
What's your point?

>>115323747
Yes, and?

>>115323287
High Elves.

420.

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>>115323597
Praise the emprah I'm ready

>>115323788
>>115323805
That means they have penises.

>>115323833
...and?

>>115323747
Did I ask?

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>>115323859
Nevermind.

>>115323747
Gender is not relevant when it comes to cuteness. All they need is a wet hole.

>>115323833
Your point?

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>>115323401
Wrong.

>>115323833
>>115323747
Where's that page from Needless when you need it?

>>115323951
Well said, all elfs are girls especially when they aren't.

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>>115324003

>>115323354
Is that supposed to be sakura?

>>115324003
The first thing Blade did once he got godlike power was to turn Yamada into a real girl. Thus he proved in practice that he didn't truly believe all that stuff about gender not being important.

>Elf waifu

I'm would get NTRd so hard.

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>>115324003

>>115323951
It's definitely relevant. You can't start a family with a male elf.

>>115324143
I would ntr you bro, I'm a bear man.

>>115324077
since when sakura is an elf

>>115324203
Well okay then.
I guess that's the way it will be.

>>115324254
I thought maybe they just gave her elf ears

>>115324259
You can watch if you want.

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>>115324174

>>115324321
And fap?

>>115324336
>living the dream

We need more elves in modern clothing.

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>>115324482

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>>115324336
Poor (lucky) Yamada.

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>>115324440
And Blade of course followed Yamada's example.

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>>115324508
Gosh, I wonder who's behind this post

Elves are for rape, not for waifus.

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>>115324792

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>>115324195
Its possible for traps to get pregnant.

http://exhentai.org/g/668434/6e1a81449c/

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Why must you make me remember, OP?

Do you wish to lead me to suicide?

>>115325121
No thank you.

>>115325121
Ass babies?

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So boy elves or girl elves?

>>115325512
What's the difference?

>>115325542
A dick or a hole.

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>>115325512
Girl elves are cuter.

>>115324508
>>115324984
>>115325590
Is there a race more butthurt than dwarves?

Mountain jews belong in the caves.

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/a/, I think I love fictional elves more than I love actual, real human beings.

I don't know if this is okay.

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>>115325611

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>>115325743
It's fine as long as you have fortitude to withstand the fact that you will never get to be with an elf.

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>>115325843
I don't. I want to die.

>>115325743
Real women are shit so I don't blame you

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>implying

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>>115325896
But if you die, you'll never be able to date on-- oh.

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>>115326064
But at least I won't suffer anymore that way.

>>115326264
;_;

>>115326264
Why is she feeding that bonehead

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>>115326264
Looks like I'll be drinking today.

>>115326264
reported

>>115326505
Stop it.

Please.

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>>115326558
>>115326505

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>you see your dark elf waifu wearing this
what do?

>>115326680
Hug her tight.

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>you will never have a dark elf that you can tenderly love

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>>115317336
Filthy elves, always deceiving me. I don't know who to trust anymore.

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>I will never give the ring to my elf waifu after a passionate night of lovemaking

>>115326719
And rub your crotch against her thonged butt?

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>>115326977
>You will never get to gaze at the stars with you elf waifu beside you, holding your hand.

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>>115327111
I'd rather gaze into her wonderful, beautiful eyes.

>>115327094
Of course, while nibbling on her ear.

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I'm intimidated by having an elf waifu, they are so much more superior to people and i would feel self conscious all the time.

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>>115327290
So would I.

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>>115327313
And what if she uses her dark elf skill to restrain you to a chair and use you to satiate her crazy dark elf lust?
Would you be able to keep up with her?

>>115327356
But she picked you anon. That would mean you're a lot better than you think.

>>115327417
>Would you be able to keep up with her?

Probably not, but that sure as hell won't stop me from trying.

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How would you deal with the fact your elf waifu lives so much longer than you do.
When you are laying dying in your bed next to her, you will be old and decrepit, but she will look as young and beautiful as the day you met her.
She'll live with the memory of her lost lover for hundreds of years.

>>115327591
I would search the secret of immortality and spend forever next to her.

Basically beg the elven eldar on my knees with my head on the ground and tell him I will do anything and everything for him to please, please help me.

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>>115327591