how would you feel if your waifu rejected you IRL?

>>114579483
>Nagato Yuki

Even more turned on.

>>114579483
Y-yeah, well your hat is on crooked.

I'd completely understand. I'd reject me too unless I was a cute girl.

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>you will never be bullied by a 2d girl
>a 2d girl will never pee on your dick

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>>114579483
I'll find out in a moment, hold on

I already got rejected from the girl I thought would be my waifu.

>>114579651
>3dpd
Out.

>>114579678
She wasn't 3d...

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I dont even have to worry about that

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>>114579678
>He has never talked to his waifu in his dreams

Your waifu would reject you because

>You don't speak her language
>You are older than she wants
>You are probably a neet/hiki and that disgusts her

>implying mai waifu didn't choose me

>>114580213
>You don't speak her language
implying
>You are older than she wants
little girls love older guys
>You are probably a neet/hiki and that disgusts her
Well, 2 out of 3 isn't bad.

>not lifting for your waifu
>not being too good for you waifu but still loving her none the less

>>114579483
Grateful I could move on, mostly.

>>114579615
>look at this yurifag

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>>114579483
Awful but it wouldn't stop me from trying to win her over again.

>>114579552
My fucking nigga

>>114580881

It's less about yuri, and more of I'm not cute.

Honestly, I would be devastated

>>114580478
>too good for your waifu
What kind of shitty waifu do you have?

>>114579483
waifus are coping mechanisms

please do not break down our coping mechanisms

Then i would move onto 1d girls and unrealistically assume they'd want me.

>>114580478
>Disgusting 3D
>Ever being too good for 2D

>>114579625
Do it on livestream!

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>>114579483
>"hey waifu, do you want to play the rape game?"
>"no"
>"That's the spirit"

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>>114581236
But in the end we know the truth of our waifus, a truth which I won't state here due to the sensitivity of the issue, so even without them, I feel we could still move on.

I think /a/ is our real coping mechanism, for without it we'd surely go mad.

I don't think we're gonna make it.

>Actively searching for a harem of men that spans the entire world
>Get rejected from being in that harem

I'd kill myself

>>114581366
Make it where?

>>114581491
It's a /fit/ maymay for being successful in all aspects of one's life.

>>114581191
>>114581333
I'd fuck me, nohomo.

>>114581561
You'd fuck anything.

>>114581366
10/10 read in Watashi's voice would Watashi again.

>>114581551
Yes I know, I was trying to point out that that doesn't really mean anything. You can define success however you want.

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>>114581579
We'd fuck anything

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>>114581613

Well to an extent, but I don't think spending one's life in a basement arguing about Manga and Anime all day can be considered successful by anyone.

Life's too much of a hassle, but I'm too afraid to die.

>>114581579
That may or may not be true however if I had the option of my ass I'd take it.

>>114580213
>You don't speak her language
But I do.
>You are older than she wants
She'll want an older fellow after her last crush.
>You are probably a neet/hiki and that disgusts her
Hell no, college student working part-time in a lab.

>>114579589

Underrated post

>>114581659
C-can I fuck you anon-kun..?

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>>114581718
>I don't think spending one's life in a basement arguing about Manga and Anime all day can be considered successful by anyone.

Think again, It's my dream to give up the outside world completely. The world outside doesn't have anything to offer anyway, might as well do what I love.

"Ah. Yeah, I was pretty sure you were going to say that. Sorry to waste your time, ma'am. Have a good day."

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>>114581718
All I know is I'm happy. I may not be a clever man, but it feels like I've made it home to my land of harmony, made it home to my land of purity.

>>114581659

I'd be too afraid to do it.

If she didn't reject me I'd accuse her of having shit taste

>>114581886
Take it to ghost, faggot.

I'd bully her till she cries.

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>>114579483

>>114580213
What if I was younger than my waifu when I first waifu'd her?

>>114582424
Unless you're waifu continues aging or has a canonical older form, you will become older than her at some point.

If she doesn't have a concrete birthdate, she stays the same age.

>>114582485
Well I just mean those reasons don't fit if we are going by the moment I first waifu'd her.
I was still in school, I was about 1-2 years younger, and she speaks english

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>>114582485
Nah, I'll be 20 forever and she'll be 17 forever. Deal with it.

>>114579483
This is what Madoka will tell that awful cunt Homura in the sequel. I hope Homura kills herself afterward.

Girls can't reject a confession, they are just being tsundere.

>>114582713
Homura just needs a good raping, and the kind she would enjoy.

Whatever. If she was 3d she would not be my waifu anymore.

>>114582818

Keep telling yourself that.

>>114579483
I'd literally kill myself on the spot.

>>114582967
Go back to your shithole, Boco.

>>114583001

Which one?

>>114582855
Homura needs to be brutally murdered and reminded nobody cared about her in any timeline. I for one would rather choke her to death than rape her, I just hate to see her alive.

>>114581374
Ouch.

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>>114581718
Success is nothing more than rush of chemicals and signals in your brain as with everything else. But if spending your life in the basement arguing about manga and anime isn't giving you the delicious sweet chemicals you desire then perhaps a change is due in your life style, but not to follow anyone's definition of success and instead to better your happiness for yourself.

Although nothing outside the basement seems much better either... but I haven't really given it a shot yet. After that maybe I'll appreciate my basement even more, thus increasing the sweet chemical deliveries. And if nothing else there's always artificial happiness in delicious white powder form! Tastes a bit strong though, and kind of burns your mouth. Needs more sugar.

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>not even a girl as nice as Fran wants you
I know it's better for my health that way, but the thought still stings.

>>114583023
Which ever one you like least that isn't here.

>>114583108

Fine...

>>114583128

Another one for the filter.

>claim a waifu
>can't even draw yourself in 2d form

How can you interact with her properly?

>>114583614

Could a 2D waifu draw herself in 3D?

>>114583804
>wanting a 3d waifu
Please think about what you just said

>>114583855

But in her world she'd find 2DPD
Removing a D seems impractical and silly, so why not draw herself 3D?

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What's your excuse for not getting /fit/ as fuck and having your waifu drool all over you and get her panties moist at first sight?

>>114581059
Basically this. While somewhat crushing, it should serve as motivation.

Or at least that's the plan. ;_;

>>114581718

You take life too seriously. If you're happy watching anime, reading manga and playing video games all day, don't worry about what other people think, just enjoy your life.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3DUoul1y5k

>>114583967
I'd rather spend the time watching Chinese cartoons and arguing about them on the internet. My time isn't infinite here, y'know. Gotta make the most of it.

>>114579483
I need more images of waifus berating their stalkers

>>114583855
Not the same anon, but I don't get the beef with 3DPD. Anything drawn (or seen) is just a projection of a three-dimensional object. It's just that your waifu is drawn in a less realistic art style.

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She wouldn't. This question is stupid.

>>114584122
Actually I do some light exercise & stretching while watching anime. Not enough to get ripped as fuark, but still. You can multitask it to an extent.

>>114583967
Already tried that. Dealing with a million chronic illnesses/injuries now, one of which doctors have no idea what causes it.

I just want to die. Everything I ever wanted to do in life requires my health. Please kill me.

I don't have a waifu because I already knew I was completely undesirable. It would be cruel to force that on a girl in any dimension. I will continue to seek peace through detachment from things I can condition myself not to want.

>>114584090
>Let's just fuck and drink
>Let's just fuck
>just fuck
>just
>fuck

This song made me even more depressed.

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>>114582713
Too bad for you, based on the ending of another show he did, Madoka will forgive Homura completely for all the bullshit she did.

She would reject all of you pathetic fucks

>>114579483
Oh well, I'd murder her. If I can't have her I'll make sure no one else can.

>>114584264

Just replace fuck with masturbate.

Shit its never been easier to get nice onaholes

>>114584201
Of course she would.
You're not Kyouko.

If she went to my school, we'd be in the same club, and we would probably be friendly around each other since we share the same interests.

I don't know how my social anxiety disorder or depression would play into it though, since she's a lively person.

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>>114581551
>it's a /fit/ maymay
>the expression "Making it" is a maymay
holy shit kill yourself
10/10 I'm fucking mad

>>114584264
Yea, "Just fuck"

"fucking" is a "just".

>>114580213
>You don't speak her language
Implying.
>You are older than she wants
No.
>You are probably a neet/hiki and that disgusts her
Implying I dont have over 30 titles on Martial Arts and a Job

>>114580213
>You don't speak her language
True, but doesn't mean I'm not trying.
>You are older than she wants
She's in high school so about 15-17 years old, I graduated months ago. I'm 18
>You are probably a neet/hiki and that disgusts her
I have a job and looking for a college that I'm interested in. I have somewhat of a social life, but I don't go out much.

I'm a decent guy but if she rejects me that'd crush my soul.

>>114580213
Bada bing bada boom

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I can't really see Ika doing it.

She seems too pure. If anything i'd become her cohort or atleast a Goro type bro character and protect her from the shadows.

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>have dream about my waifu
>propose to my waifu in my dream
>get rejected horribly
>wake-up in tears
Not even my imagination loves me.

>>114584352
Kyoko a poop, bro.

>>114584428

My dreams are incoherent messes

>>114583967
I tried, I got so far and I failed. Mental stress was weighing down on me and I spent less and less time on what I truly enjoyed.

/blog

>>114583082
>Success is nothing more than rush of chemicals and signals in your brain as with everything else
Psychology 101 please

Success in life is generally defined as making a lasting impact on the existing order. The feeling you get when you accomplish that is what you're describing.

>>114584425
Ika Musume's such an idiot that she probably wouldn't even understand what a confession is.

>>114584276
Madoka always will. It's Homura that won't accept it, she's the one who thinks she did nothing wrong and has nothing to apologize for.

>>114583967

It's boring. That and I'm afraid that if I get huge I'll look really goofy.

>>114584477
My fellow incoherentfag, have you been making any 4 dimensional travels recently?

>>114584428
Aspire to become a better person so the girl of your dreams(lol) will accept you.

>>114584243
metastatic liver cancer anon here! try giving up on things that are impossible and seek new meaning in your vastly insignificant life! or at least realize acting all doom and gloom only annoys people, and that they do not care/will get angry when their advice is useless. You could even come to terms with this world and kill yourself with some dignity.

>>114584519
>making a lasting impact on the existing order

Are you talking about society? Because society is 99% retards who have no idea what they're doing and are so deluded that they believe everything the media tells them.

>>114584525
I'd play it off as wanting to follow her for the rest of my life.

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>>114579483

>>114584469
So you're just going to insult you're waifu and say she has bad taste in girls?

What a shitty husbandu.

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>>114583967
All the muscle in the world can't take away my ugly.

>>114583967
Nigga I can't even get the aspiration to finish my degree. How am I gonna get /fit/.

>>114584622
Muscle makes you look better though.

>>114584519
>Success in life is generally defined as making a lasting impact on the existing order

Most people didn't know who the fuck Norman Borlaug was even after he died

>tfw neet/hikki for nearly 10 years and reaching wizard age soon and never had a waifu

She's out there somewhere.

It doesn't matter what you're waifu thinks. All that matters is being with her.

>>114584585
>society is 99% retards who have no idea what they're doing
Hence why success is rare. Have an idea what you're doing.

>>114583967
Except they mostly prefer feminine boys instead of muscleheads

>>114584644

Mostly to homosexuals.

>>114584703
No, it makes your face shape better.

>>114584648
Doesn't mean that he wasn't successful. Sure, no one knows who Albert Kahn is, but that doesn't mean he didn't win WWII for the Allies.

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This thread is too depressing.

Does /a/ have any hope for themselves or are we all doomed to wallow in our own inadequacies?

>>114584738

Tell that to chimpface over at /fit/

>>114584777
/a/ was already doomed from the start

>>114584777

I don't mind wallowing in my inadequacies. It's only bad if you think about it too much.

>>114584777
Life is all about how people deal with their inadequacies.

Some people sleep around, we watch anime.

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>>114584777
Fuck your shit I'm having a blast.

>>114579483
Confused. I didn't know she was a mind reader.

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>>114581561
Mah nigga

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Well I didn't expect it to be easy, but if you give up then she really is gone.

Let's be honest here.. none of you are success material if success is going to be defined as world changing. Not is bulking up going to fix your terrible personality. Stop looking for a quick fix or a single plan to bet your life on. Really you should all give up and stop listening to this feel good crap, but happiness is subjective so at least don't ask someone else to tell you how to be happy.

Don't flatter yourself, you never had a chance.

>>114584777

Been buying my own birthday cakes for 10 years now. You tell me.

>>114584814
But Tiny left years ago

>>114584945
Come back when you figure out some coherence.

>>114584959

Sorry my knowledge of /fit/ kind of freezes around 2010ish

>>114584958
>Still celebrating your birthday.
>Celebrating it when you know you're alone

Why?

I stopped celebrating it when I was 11.

>>114584959
There is still supermang.

>>114584945
Wait until you master English Grammar before you try to ponder the meaning of success.

>>114581561
It's been an agreement with myself that if I ever saw my own doppleganger, I wouldn't say anything, I'd just immediately go trade punches with myself.

>>114585005

Why not? Get to eat cake with my waifu

>>114585005
Cake is fucking delicious.

>>114579483
probably suicidal.....

>>114584958
pathetic, you don't buy yourself a cake, idiot.
get over it, habits like that are clues as to why no one celebrates with you.

>>114585097

Who else is gonna buy it? No family, only waifu

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I never thought about this. Probably kill myself.

>>114585045
Sounds like masochism.

Do you like to be reminded of how alone you are or something?

>>114579483

You're not my waifu you shrew, you're merely voiced by her!

>>114584958
Don't listen to that Faggot, do what you do, he should evaluate himself before placing any judgement.
>>114585097
You words are enough clues to tell me why your ass is lonely and miserable.

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>>114585162

A day of celebrating one's existence isn't masochism to me.

I'll stop the blogshit now because pic related.

>>114585005
>I stopped celebrating it when I was 11.
Go make some friends, man. Or at least do something special on your birthday. Go out to eat, go buy yourself something nice at a physical store, hell, go try a new hobby.

No one's gonna respect you if you don't respect yourself.

>>114584519
Hehe I'm taking chemistry instead, hence why my view is entirely based on that side of things. What's the point of success then, if it's not just for the feelings of accomplishment? I mean it's good to not be a leech off society but why bother doing any more?

>>114585236
>Go make some friends, man
Because that's clearly been simple enough.

>Or at least do something special on your birthday.
Why? Again I'm not a masochist. I'd much rather let it pass like any other day at this point than pretend I'm of any relevance.

>>114583967
But anon, I am

>>114585021
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>>114580213
>You don't speak her language
Fuck.
>You are older than she wants
She's thousands of years old.

>You are probably a neet/hiki and that disgusts her
Fuck.

>>114585005
It was fun when you were younger than 11 wasn't it? If you try to tune out the part of your mind that acts old and grumpy maybe you can enjoy it a bit again. I'd wish you happy birthday if I knew when your birthday was and had a way of contacting you and I'm sure most of /a/ would too except for the shitposters.