Thats some real good taste anon
I would let a spooky clock lick me
Would you love a girl whom can easily kill you a thousand times but choose to help you when you need it the most?
Pretty much all watches or clocks with Roman numerals.
Greetings, m'lady. It's a pleasure to be visited by such a marvelous and elegant woman.
I believe it's a right time to have breakfast. May I offer you a meal made by me? Contrary to popular stereotypes, I think it's a gentleman's role to take care of his lady's needs and cook for her, never the opposite!
Also, what an amazing coincidence, m'lady! Please, pardon my rudeness, but you look exactly like my future wife.
>Willingly lets the group of guys gangbang her before killing them
She's so dreamy
Opening my eyes implies they have been closed which hasn't happened in over 30 years. After the accident I lost my eyelids and in order to compensate for blinking I need to carry around a spray bottle filled with the tears of children in order to hydrate my eyes.