would you COCK a CLOCK?

No, but I would consider clocking a cock.

kubo would

I want to cock a cock.

I want her to clock my cock.

Would you cock a Glock?

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i would cock a glock

I want to clock my cock between her clocks.

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>>114326369
Nah, I don't like to fuck an amputees. I see all of you actually like it

>>114326369
i would cock a clock
i would cock that clock with a rock in my sock, but
only if i have enough shock in stock

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Yes.

>>114327316
>red eyes x long black
muhdick'oclock

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Nope. I would a paper

>>114327084
Prepare for an explosion worse than mentos with coke.

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>>114326369
I would marry a clock

>>114326369
Fuck off, Kurumi is evil

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>>114329103
>kurumi is evil

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>>114329103
Kurumi is love, please leave the perfect clock thread

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No but I would date the rock

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>>114326369
Who wouldn't?

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>>114329103
Kurumi is love, Kurumi is life

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>>114329363

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>>114329425
Bad people anon. people with terrible taste
>>114329470
Clock worship is encouraged

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>>114329046
Considering she is best girl I would too

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>>114329569
>you will never marry a clock
How do we keep going?

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>>114329294
>>114329325
She fucking eats people for fun. What the hell is wrong with you? That's completely wrong, you wouldn't like her if she didn't have big tits, succubus bitch

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>>114329554
Pretty sure even people with terrible taste can see that she's gr8.

>>114327198
Season two when

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>>114329683
>He doesn't read the LNs

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>>114329683
We don't choose our waifu's anon, they choose us
>>114329708
I don't mean to alarm you anon, but thats the one thing they CAN'T do

>>114329661
Cover my entire room with pictures of her, as well as buying a body pillow with her on it. Just go day by day, you know?

I would clock a clock.
and then rape it

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>>114329683
>You wouldn't like her if she didn't have big tits
>Implying I would care
Clock is love, Clock is life

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>>114329758
This is good advice, thank you anon
>>114329761
Oh how naive you are anon! she would rape you, and you'd be lucky for it
>>114329821
>all these based clockbros

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>>114329744
Then there truly is no hope for humanity.

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>>114329854
No problem, clock brother.

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>>114329744
>alarm
I see what you did there

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>>114329867
That's why we're here to fight the good fight anon. We've got to be strong for her

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>>114329954
It's a tough fight, but for her, I'm willing to go on until my final breath.

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>>114329923
Somehow you keep managing to post pictures I don't have yet. My sincere thanks
>>114329946
I'm going to pretend I did that on purpose she's closer to my heart than I even knew

>>114329683
Welcome to /a/

Where people are walking dicks just looking for the nearest fap

>>114329732
LNs have too much text, only anime and manga and a few VNs are enjoyable.

>>114327274
Interesting. How would you feel about eating pork of a most unusual color?

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>>114330109
>Kurumi will never bully/tease you
would you let her consume you?

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>>114329946
Kurumi with cheongsam is such a crime.

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>>114327084

>>114330135
Anything to help the cause.
>>114330343
Yeah, dude. It'd be rad as hell.

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>>114330495
I'm impressed anon, you're a good husbando

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>>114330495
Forgot a picture. Got to keep the circlejerk up.

I would not, could not cock a clock. I would not cock it under a rock, I would not cock it in my socks, I wouldn't cock it in a box, I wouldn't cock it with a fox. I would not, could not cock it here nor there. I would not cock it anywhere

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What's her personality besides being a dangerous sexxy girl wile having a tender heart?

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>>114330343
Depends on what you mean by "consume"

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>>114330559
Pretty sure anyone would want to be eaten by her, but thanks, m8.

>>114330764
Eaten alive, anon. The whole nine yards.

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>>114330735
Gentle femdom I like to think
>>114330764
>you will never care for a lazy NEET Kurumi
>>114330790
You'd be surprised, bad taste is pretty rampant on around here

>>114330764
>tfw I can' play that PS3 game 'cause I don't have one.
fuck this.

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>>114330735
Volumes, m8. I don't know if any of us could do her justice without using up a giant wall of text.

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>>114330833
If it would save her then sure

i wonder what inverse kurumi would be like

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Origami best girl

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>>114330947
Would you protect a clock from UV rays?

>>114326369
Anon told me to not stick my dick in crazy.

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>>114330950
I don't think my heart is ready anon
>>114330947
Ya done good by me anon

>>114330986
> HHHHNNNGGGGHHHH....oh shit, I'm sorry

>>114330965
She is cute too,but her character design isn't good enough to best clock.

>>114330950
Yoshino

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>>114330947
Wow, what a true hero.

>>114331066
fight me

What does Paizuri from Kurumi feel like?

Reminder that our best gothic clock will star in OVA.
http://seventhstyle.com/2014/03/03/another-new-date-a-live-ova-coming-soon/

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>>114331159
Heaven.

Not anime. Image dump threads go on /c/

>>114331223
>>>/v/

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>>114331159
I'd probably die from a heart attack due to nervousness if I even got close to experiencing that.

>>114331159
I'm not much of a tit fan, but its fine if we are talking about kurumi.

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>>114331159
It would be the time of your life.

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>>114331193
Too hype.

>>114331252
>>114331297
> embarrassed
There's only so far my suspension of disbelief goes

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>>114331278
Holy shit Carlos, I love you
>>114331252
I want Kurumi to dominate me

I'd clean her clock with my tongue and set the time with my dick.

>>114331248
>>>/c/
/a/ is only for discussion not image dumping.

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>>114331358
>tfw Kurumi will never dominate you
It hurts.

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I am highly disappointed that people are not discussing how the Kurumis interacted in volume 11 and aren't posting quotes of said interaction

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>>114331432
Please don't remind me anon, It's hard enough already

>>114330244
>LNs have too much text

ADHD much?

>>114331398
Normalfags aren't welcome here. Go to /v/.

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>>114331432
Stay strong for her anon

>>114329661
see her in my nightmares

She'd be perfect if her tits weren't so fucking big.

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>>114331724
Shit taste.

>>114331475
Kurumi always helps MC at his most needing times,such a best girl.

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I will never understand why anyone with an ounce of dignity likes her.
She's in a horrible pandering harem show and is forced into doing cringe worthy "sexy" things that appeal only to the most beta underage preteen autistic neckbeard would appreciate. On second thought. I do see why people like her. Carry on.

I want her to shoot me.

>>114331818
Buzzwords with some incorrect information, try again

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> say aaaaaah~

>>114331253
hers are perfect, not too big, not too small

>>114326369
I would wind her so hard, she would give the exact time for a year.

>>114331899
No, I'm right as usual,
All you need to do is take a look at the quality of posts in this thread to prove my correctness mate. Look at this shit>>114330632
>>114330575
>>114330735
>>114327274
I could link 90% of posts in here, but that's just stupid.
Again, feel free to carry on, but know you're in the lowest of low tiers of fans worshiping a terrible character from a terrible harem series

>>114332152
>DAL
>Harem

Proof you haven't really read or watched the series. It really isn't that much of a harem at all

>>114332269
>It really isn't that much of a harem at all
What?
This is going to have a harem end 100%

>>114332304
>DAL
>harem end
Nope

You don't put your dick in crazy.

>>114332304
Doesn't change my point at all. The majority of the girls are ignored completely outside of whoever is the girl that needs to be sealed/captured.

>Harem end

It's either going to be Tohka or standard end.

>>114332347
There are too many popular characters. I doubt Toukafags are more than 1/5 of the fanbase.

>>114332269
>denying a harem series is a harem
Plot is about kissing random different girls. It's a harem series.
>>114332304 knows

Anyway, carry on

>>114332408
The girls don't romantically pursue MC after they are sealed. None of them ask or seem to have any interest in being his girlfriend. They go on dates and he keeps them in check. That's it. This is 100% ambiguous ending

>>114332496
>The girls don't romantically pursue MC after they are sealed
Kurumi, Origami, Touka

>>114332460
The kiss is a means to a end to seal their powers, after said kiss the girls pretty much disappear. Once again you clearly haven't watched/read the series

>>114332539
>Kurumi
No, Clone =/= Original
>Origami
Volume 11, she states she doesn't love him
>Tohka
She is the main heroine after all.

>>114332539
Kurumi isn't sealed yet. Origami and Tohka will fight for shidou for eternity

>>114332152
>I'm right as usual

How to tell when someone is never right but will always think they are.

>>114326369
i want to protect her clock with my cock

I would clock her cock.

>>114326369
Is it just me or does it look like she's saying "boobies"?

Oh, so she's a clock?

I didn't watch this show, but the girl is cute. Should I watch it? What's it about?

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>>114330244

>>114336201
Watch the first season then read the LNs. Second season was rushed and kinda poor.

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>>114336201

>>114336252
The BDs for S2 fix most of the glaring issues, v6 was still kind of rushed (but nobody cares about v6 anyway)

>>114336252
Alright, thanks anon.

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Best girl thread

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MURDERFACE IS LOVE
MURDERFACE IS LIFE

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>>114336347
Best girl, best spirit, best angel, best voice.

>>114336477
>Best angel

Haniel

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>>114336433
Why is this expression so sexy?
>>114336477
best waifu

>>114332582
>Volume 11, she states she doesn't love him
Did you miss the whole fucking ending you retard.

>>114336308
Oh, did they? I'll have to watch those then.

>>114336477
BOO

>>114336553
Why are you replying to a post that is 3 hours old?

>>114336564
The added scenes are pretty good too, but they still have a chance to fuck up with the last BD.

>>114326369
worst spirit

>>114336629
is Tohka

>>114336629
No that would be Miku.

>>114336648
Origami pls go.

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Is the inside of her vagina similar to the inside of a clock?

>>114336707
that face is just wrong

>>114336707
Id let her gears grind my dick off.

>>114336707
I bet it revolves like a clock
and when it hits midnight she cums

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>>114336707
>>114336798
>>114336816
All you anons are so lewd, you'll have to be punished

what an annoying eye color combination that is.

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>>114336844

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>>114336844
CAN'T HANDLE THE MURDERFACE

>>114336843
Please don't send Mr. Cogswell

>>114336843
Yes please
I want to be punished by being forced to lubricate Kurumi's clock-pussy with my tongue

>>114327084
I would cock a glock with my cock.

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>>114336994
Obedient anons will be rewarded

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>>114336987
>order pillow
>big KING on the bottom