This is pretty good
best mami doijin ever
She's elegant,well spoken,smart,polite,hard working and has a good fashion sense.
Why is Mami so perfect? I wanna marry her.
There's truth to the saying "Jealousy is ugly"
Not him but societal standards and peer pressure are terrible and stronger than you think. You're shamed if you say you don't want to get married or have kids.
Especially if you're male.
The realization that everyone your age is married makes you wonder where your life is heading. And you have older relatives asking when you are getting married.
I read it to laugh, but it struck to close at home.
>Still, getting married and having children is a stupid way to evaluate success.
Seeing that it's supposed to be the stable format of guaranteeing humanity's continued existance I think it's a fine meter of success.
Then again one of my 2 years younger sister's classmates got knocked up when she turned 18 so the kid's propably started school this fall. Not all cases are equal.
Looks like this has been serialized...
The suffering-train will never stop.
What a tragedy, to see Mami having lost all culinary sophistication. Perhaps it would've been better if she died tragically back in middle school.
...It's hard to believe I just said I'd prefer Mami dead...
...Harder to believe someone managed to write a Puella story more depressing than anything even Urobuchi could dream up.
>You will never accidentally run into Mami while grocery shopping and hit it off
>You will never start dating one another and eventually go steady
>You will never date for a couple months then move in together
>You will never be happy together and finally ask her to marry you
>You will never impregnate her and finally give her a happy family
>You will never grow old together and watch as your children go on to live happy and fulfilling lives
What's the point of living...
But Cabernet Sauvignon is a fucking crap cheap Wine. I've never had one that wasnt a sulfur-tasting glass of bile.
I'd rather have a mid-low level French Merlot or Chianti something you can get from your normal Yuro Supermarket for like 3-5 Yuros.
Homu indeed a shit! She's done everything wrong again!
>There's also a new volume of Shinmai's Tomoe Mami no Heibon no Nichijou manga out this week. It's jacket mentions/jokes that Shinbou Akiyuki got shot down when he suggested making an anime adaptaiton.
Holy shit. Even the author is suffering. And even joking about it.
Beyond that, she brought up Walmart as a place to get food.
She's beyond help.
She's basically like the average 4chan user in that they just spout bullshit that they really don't know anything about and hope that more knowledgeable people don't show up to correct them.
I mean fuck, she went to walmart and is talking about quality? Shit taste.
Holy shit, stop.
You make me want to...
You know where your life is heading? It's headed to a dark, empty abyss of non-existence. Or if you're the religious type, you might be headed to an eternity of torment and pain, because if it's true then all of us are going to hell. There's no point in bringing children into the world.
>What a tragedy, to see Mami having lost all culinary sophistication.
This is what makes me angry and depressed the most.
At least I try to maintain my relatively high standards in culinary selection, love to cook myself and for my remaining friends and try new stuff, despite being not any different than Mami in terms of relationship and employment, but I also arent 31 years old.
Now, I fear that I'll end up just like her and give up on everything I like, everything that can still raise my spirits when the years are ticking on like this.
One day, i'll say fuck everything and loose all taste and motivation to try new things. This is what scares me the most.
I guess I'll just sell everything and go on to a world-trip with a one way ticket.
It happens when you don't develop social skills due to having to fight bad guys, the other girls had friends while Mami has been alone for years.
She got left behind, and then she was too old to fix it.
People who want children have children.
People who want kids generally become good parents.
This is one of the reasons abortion is so necessary to reduce crime and poverty rates in a lot of countries.
One day one guy will make a comic. It will be one of this generation, in 20 or 30 years. 10 are enough already. He'll take all the young cute girls, and draw them together as they're old and slowly not popular anymore - replaced by the new generation.
Eventually he'll draw them as old grandmas, but by that point most of us will already have died.
What a tragedy the future is for everyone
So, how did your onahole get delivered? Mine was a 'sport product'.
Now far from truth, I guess.
Why do people want to pass down anything?
Why do you judge the value of your life? Why do you care how much value people put on your life?
Follow the law, enjoy yourself, fuck the rest.
If they animated this shit and made it "canon" as you said, then all the megucas would be canonically straight.
It will never happen but, in the hypothetical scenario where it was up to you, would you sacrifice Mami's chances of being happy just to shit on all yurifags for eternity?
>Soul gems are actually able to be cleaned with baking soda
I'm pretty sure this would be a painful manga even if it followed a character other than Mami. Like imagine reading about any of the characters living a regular boring adult life. Shit's depressing.
Reminder that Rorschach has the same do-or-die mentality as the average anime/VN protagonist. When will the Japanese finally be able write the same depth of character that Alan Moore did almost 30 years ago?
My friends brother has one and hes currently doing some professional video editing. Obviously other things are better but its fine if you go to a junior college and don't spend too much.
Miyako is the type of person that doesn't fail when it comes to that.
Miyako will become a person like her teacher, someone who causes problems to the people around her but is a very treasured person and coworker to everyone involved with her.
No worries. She got her safety net.
>she could be homeless sucking dicks for crack money and sill think everything is daijoubu
I agree, but I don't think this makes her naive. I think Miyako's ability to be positive in any situation makes her incredibly wise.
Yeah i'd say we're pretty knowlegable about Cheese. Specially since our staple American cheese is low in quality and thus makes us venture out into the higher quality brands.
It's always entertaining watching some sick parody of part of my life projected on a character dear to me.
It's somehow even more depressing reading this since I recently got married. Attaining "success" above characters you admire is oddly painful, even if this is a fanfiction.
Whereas the they being able to pass away from old age is unconfirmed, their bodies still age as normal, as is evidence the fact of Mami and Kyouko being younger and tinier in their flashbacks (not this tiny but I love this picture). Also Cleopatra being a magical girl who lived for 39 years.
I suspect they'd stop aging shortly after entering adulthood due to the regeneration all magical girls seem to have. However, I'm sure most die well before aging becomes an issue.
Anyone want a sfw maminagi doujin?
Nothing too explicit, kissus on the
foreheadis as far as they go.
What happens if you ask Mami on a date?
Why didn't Mami just use her abilities to become a special-ops mercenary and live a live full of action and adventure?
She would say
that she is sorry but that she will be busy the whole week and has other things in mind, while the real reason she rejects you is so she can devote her full time to hunting witches, even if she actually wished to accept[\spoiler]
But if she really liked you, then
she would hide her sadness but cry herself to sleep back at home after she saw you getting a date with another, normal girl earlier that day