Which one do you like better, /a/? MILFs or Christmas cakes?

>>113688025
that's a milf I'd like to fuck

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Lovely pure maidens > Used goods

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All mature women are equal to my dick. It doesn't matter if they are MILF, Christmas Cake, housewife, or young widow.

>>113688025
You realize that the vast majority of MILFs are christmas cake right?

>>113688480
Are you saying most MILFs are single mothers?

Christmas Cakes
All the deliciousness
None of the responsibilities for kids
Not until you fix that

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>>113688025
Either is fine as long as I don't feel like I'm throwing sausages down a tunnel while doing it.

Sex with a MILF is always sad because it's either NTR, or separated or dead husband.

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>>113688630
Don't forget shota rape.

>>113688555
The requirement for christmas cake is to be over 25, not that they're single.

>Godlike MILFs are always in kids shows
WHY

>>113688840
Because otaku only want little virgins. Damn those fools and their obsession.

>>113688742
They have to be single

>>113689139
Thats never in any of the definitions I see. I always see it that because they're 25+ that they're past their prime, so no one wants them. Still entirely possible to have kids.

Also single mothers are a thing.

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>>113689229
The definition wasn't set in stone. The consensus was that Christmas cakes are over 25, currently single, never married and isn't a total slut.
If you can find someone who fits the bill but have children then sure.

>>113689229
The whole point is that they are single and over 25. They are expired goods. They don't have to be virgins, but if they have children they are milfs. If they are married they are just sluts.

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>>113689481
Once again, never seen anything saying cakes cant be milfs. Just that they're past due.

Both

>>113688025
chubby milfs

I don't mind either.

>>113688356
Used goods is preferable to defective goods.

>>113689890
The whole Christmas Cake analogy wouldn't work if they were already married though. Christmas Cake implies they are past due and that nobody wants one, so a woman being married and past 25 kinda means she was already "bought" so to speak. There is someone out there that choose her. Now there are circumstances that can lead to a Christmas Cake being a MILF such as rape, adoption, or maybe their husband leaving them, but generally they are separated to easily refer to women who are older with children and women who are older and not married.

This one.

>>113688025
christmas cake. I ALWAYS get hard for xmas cake. only rarely for ara ara

>>113690414
>The whole Christmas Cake analogy wouldn't work if they were already married though. Christmas Cake implies they are past due and that nobody wants one, so a woman being married and past 25 kinda means she was already "bought" so to speak. There is someone out there that choose her. Now there are circumstances that can lead to a Christmas Cake being a MILF such as rape, adoption, or maybe their husband leaving them, but generally they are separated to easily refer to women who are older with children and women who are older and not married.
generally xmas cake means they were NEVER married. hence the "christmas cake" moniker (it's a cake that wasn't bought by the 25th). while it is conceivable that xmas cake might also be a milf, she will be a single mother who never married (which is part of the definition for xmas cake)

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>>113690819
Forgot my pic

>>113688397
maybe it is just a post war thing. but there are a lot of young widows in anime/manga.

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>>113691140

>>113691105
You're a fucking idiot. Christmas Cakes and Milfs are not the same thing. If she has a kid she is a milf. It's not fucking metric.

>>113688025
Christmas cakes, obviously. Milfs are just used goods.

>>113691228
Would you a sensei? I would a sensei

>>113688025
>>113688356
They're all still drawings, as long as you can masturbate to them it's all the same

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pick one and not chiyo-chan

>>113691269
Goods that won't be used are no good.

>>113691342
I have a sensei.

>>113691231
He's not saying they're the same but CC refers to unmarried women, so theoretically one can be both.

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>>113691436

No contest

childhood friends who become Christmas cakes are the best

>>113691436

Yukari

>>113691495
It doesn't refer to single moms. Don't start a misconception.

>>113691623
Milf? It doesn't refer to a wife either.

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>>113691140
great xmas cake. would fuck. hope 8man ends up with sensei end.

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>>113691565
Boastin from the thumbneil might b the wrong image./

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Christmas Cake are women over 25 who are single and were never married. Being a virgin is not a requirement, but they are generally inexperienced. It's not just that they don't have anyone at age 25+, but that they were never really chosen by anyone in all that time. They are a cake meant to celebrate Christmas, and the idea is that nobody wants to buy the cake after the 25th of December. It's a cake that went unpurchased, as opposed to somebody's leftovers.

Single mothers are not cakes because at some point they were chosen and sired offspring. Even if they are past 25 and single, the fact remains that they were purchased. Even if somebody only took a single bite, they can never go back to being cakes once they become mothers. They are milfs now. Whether they are single or married, whether they are experienced or not.

>>113691882
>ven if they are past 25 and single, the fact remains that they were purchased. Even if somebody only took a single bite, they can never go back to being cakes once they become mothers. They are milfs now. Whether they are single or married, whether they are experienced or not.
thanks /a/non. this place has gone to shit if someone has to spell this out.

>>113688025
Christmas Cakes, without argument. Christmas Cakes are poor, beautiful untouched creatures who are denied love for no good reason and accept a life of loneliness and playfully teasing young men. It's not possible to explain why they're so perfect, you just have to fucking see how each one of them act. You'll know.

MILF is just depressing just like >>113688630 said, especially for dead husbands. Call me a faggot all you want, widows should be absolutely off limits. Someone married who's true lover has died should never love again. It's just cruel to their memory and poetic when they choose this instead on their own. It shows undying devotion and commitment.

>>113692418
The love of a milf is reserved for her son.

>>113692593
That works too. No dicks allowed.

>>113688025
Why not both, unless MILF has a cute daughter that I can oyakodon with her.

inb4 an ageless MILF that has xmas cake daughter

>>113692708
Mother x Son x Daughter is the apex of ménage à trois.

>>113688025
Definitely christmas cake. Delicious self-esteem issues, and all the more appreciative of the dick.

Milfs carry too much baggage. I'd fuck them equally, but I'd only settle down with a christmas cake.

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>>113691882
Also they have to be able to hold their liquor.

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>>113692900
The sign of a great cake.

>>113692900
That tends to be an occupational hazard for cakes.

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>>113688025
Christmas cake thread?! my waifu is christmas cake!

>>113691882

that's... so sad. obviously kurisumasu keki aren't attractive so defo the milves because at east they are attractive enough to fuck.

>mfw anon is already older than xmas cakes

;_;

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>>113694908
>Implying attraction is only dependent on sexual appeal.
Time to get off fakku.net anon.

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>>113694984
>MFW older than cakes.

>>113695121

>being this gay

what can I watch that has christmas cakes doing lewd shit

>>113696681
You can't.

>>113696715
why does it have to be that way

>>113688025
mfw I became christmas cake a few days ago

>>113696757
Because production companies.

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It's all the same bitch with the same copy-pasted personality and tits anyways.

>>113696973
something something about me copying my paste onto an xmas cake's tits

>>113692418
Faggot

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I've always had a strong aversion with leftovers. Seeing perfectly fine food go to waste that could've gone to someone that needed it more has nagged at me for so long. The same goes for Christmas Cakes. Perfectly fine women that people don't want because they aren't as fresh, and so they're left over.

>>113697337
She was cute

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>>113697337
that was a good read thank you for that

>>113688025
This is the only milf I like. Everytime I go into milf threads I just look for her. Dump her pic please :3

>>113688025
You.

>>113688025
Cake dough.

>>113688025
Cakes for sweet loving, MILFs for cheating.

>>113700865
>cheating
Fucking animal

>>113700694
This.

>>113700865
You are despicable

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>>113692708
>ageless MILF that has xmas cake daughter

>>113700865
>cheating
>violating another man's property rights

Off with his head!

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>>113691436
Nyamo

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>>113703850
>man's property

Son, your owner called. She says she's going to fuck you in the ass if you miss the curfew.

>>113691774
Anyone post these please.

>>113704303
>you will never be a boytoy for a dominate MILF

Kill me

>>113704303
Man, I am so glad the tip of that fake dick is censored. Otherwise I may have been offended,

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Komoe is best Christmas Cake.

>>113692418
Wow anon, what a fag.
Depressed women still need love (read: cock).

>>113697073
Yo anon, sound the alarm and ring up some appletinis!
There's 'bout to be a slippery spit-swapping makeout match up in here.

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I want to be breastfed by her.

>>113706460
>smoker

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>>113706679
Best doesn't exactly mean perfect.

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Christmas Cakes. They want to be MILFs and you can help them to make their dream true.

>>113688397
Anyone got a link to this? I keep getting a message that the image is too big

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>>113706785

>>113707252
Her darling gives her the D on several occasions, and then some.

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>>113691206
> a post war thing
The US had Vietnam and Middle East, plus other numerous conflicts since WWII, Japan was peaceful ever since.

>>113707252
You just don't read at all huh?

>>113707330
thanks. top kek on your filename btw

Milfs are good to be dominated by, and Christmas Cakes are good for innocent sex.

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>>113707394
So how would you like to see a milf dominating an innocent christmas cake?

>>113708125
You are going to share that sauce, right anon?

>>113708204
You're funny.

>>113708125
I would like to see a milf dominating me.

>>113708868
Why watch it in 3rd person when you could be experiencing it?

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Both are glorious.

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>>113708890
I never thought about it that way.

>>113708927
ur a faggot

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>>113705183

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>>113708125
>aggressive cake x shoujo

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>>113705183
second one

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>>113705183
Last one

>>113691591
Oh man, you like 'em weird don't you?

>>113693598
She's not cake anymore when she's your waifu anon. She has you, no?

>>113709402
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>>113709522
What's the point of posting them when he can easily get it himself?

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>>113695215
>>113694984
Being older than cake has one advantage: You can have a christmas cake imouto.

Too bad that there aren't many doujins catering to that scenario

>>113703706
I started watching k-on last night and this one is a winner. holy shit.

Cute, sweet, young, megane,, and even has a history of being a gross heavy metal girl. (my all-time greatest fetish).

How can one cake be so perfect?

>>113701863
Kazami is not a christmas cake.

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>>113709639
Because I can. Have a MILF in a box.

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unlimited
rinko
works

>>113709816
>tfw no milf in a box to cuddle with

>>113709720
Thats because she's the milf. Mizuho is the cake.

>>113709837
How can you fap to her? I can only fap to random doujins, never to characters I like.

>>113709886
No, Mizuho is not a christmas cake.

xmas cake manga

>ultra short
>no actual xmas cake end
>the MC is an inufferable wife beater douche

Pick one.

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>>113692418
I can't agree more, anon. I had to screencap your post.

>>113689229
The implication of being Christmas cake was that the woman was a lonely mojo with no partner past the age of 25. The idea was that they were unused past the 25th and thus past their sell by date.

>>113709983
Is that some vanilla Oku-san porn? please tell me it is, I can't stand NTR.

>>113697337
>after sex hug
my heart.

>>113688025
Yes.

>>113709910
Not him, but I haven't seen the show and never will for that very reason.

>>113710401
it's a single page.

>>113707350
if we consider the 70s to be the start of the modern anime/manga era. then the people who started it would have mostly been the children during and immediately after the war.

>>113703706
>>113709680
my niggas

>>113707350
Japan took about 13 times more casualties in WWII than the US did. Even if you exclude civilians and only count military deaths, i.e. men likely to leave behind windows, Japan lost more in WWII than the US did in that war and every war since. Banzai charges into machine gun nests tend to tank your KD ratio, go figure.

>>113688025
christmas cakes all the way.

>>113711505
>windows
widows, fuck autocorrect

>>113711505
Those poor windows ;_;

>>113688297
>that's a mother I'd like to fuck I'd like to fuck

>>113688737
As long as the female's the perpetrator it's fine.

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>>113711505
That was seventy years ago, people born during and immediately after the war are now surely old enough to be grandparents, some of them great-grandparents, and this for sure doesn't concern H manga artists, whose age range covers categories primarily from twenties to forties, i.e. people who in the US wouldn't be old enough to personally remember Vietnam. If you look at all the big names, you'll see they're mostly twenty-thirty somethings, with some forty and fifty years old titans. There is no fucking way it's tied to post-war culture. You yanks should stop associating everything Japanese with WWII, as most Japanese barely remember there was such a thing, much less who fought whom and why do Americans are still assblasted from Pearl Harbor, even though one would think Hiroshima and Nagasaki more than evened out the score.

>>113711934
>not fucking milfs so hard they get fucked twice

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>>113704303
Guess I'm gonna miss the curfew then.

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>>113708204
It's obviously the work of the animator who did Something Market and Kyoukai no Kanata. Just go to MAL, check that animator's works, then check character lists for those that look like in the gif.
This isn't quite giving the sauce, but is doubtlessly spoonfeeding. Learn to not rely on others.

>>113712270
>implying he has to do all that shit to find out

>>113712350
you got a better way?

>>113712426
Yes.

>>113712029
Have you never noticed trends in anime pretty much never die? It's easily plausible that a trend started years ago by mangaka who were children during the postwar era would still be around today.
>>yanks
I'm Canadian

>>113707350

Nigga, the only people who died in the Vietnam war was the Vietnamese (South and Northern) and blacks who were too poor to afford to go to college. And the US casualties in the Middle East are fucking minimal compared to earlier wars.

>>113709950
Oh cmon, it's just a 2 years matter. You have a better example on your mind?

>>113712689
> It's easily plausible
It's not, the only thing going for it is that you really wish it were true.
> I'm Canadian
Same exact shit when it comes to the matter. Trust me, the Japanese don't give a fuck about WWII one way or another.

>>113712426
took me 3 clicks and zero keypresses to find it

>>113688397
she's fat
not sexy

>>113715365
She arouses me, so i have to disagree.

>>113688630
Or unmarried+ no kids
like some i know

>>113715365
Anon-kun why don't you go to the loli threads? Oku-san is love.

>>113715069
Or, yes, you can just use reverse search. I guess I just got used to sherlocking for sauce.

>>113715365
Faggot.

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>>113715487
>>113715625
>>113715813
DIE

>>113697337

Can someone help me with source for this? Google has no results and the only tags I can use on ex are too vague.

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>>113709816
>Okasan
>MILF

>>113715614
Unmarried with no kids is a christmas cake.

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>>113709816

This is a great example of a bad milf. If you only like milfs for massive tits you're doing it wrong.

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>>113716545

Found it. Holy shit that might be one of the best doujins I've ever read. That is the loving a cake deserves.

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>>113712029
>Americans are still assblasted from Pearl Harbor

>>113718307

They are. Remember earthquake and tsunami by Japan few years back? Americans called it justice for Pearl Harbor.

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>You will never have financial gain and the time of your life in one night

>>113688025
I hate difficult if not impossible questions like this.

>>113688025
Milf for sure that is kinky on bed

>>113718361
>Retards on twitter called it justice for Pearl Harbor.
ftfy

>>113718855

>implying every single one of those weren't Americans

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>>113718855
fecesbook