Would you comfort a crying Mami?

I'd comfort her. Warmly, lovingly, as often as she needs it.

With my penis.

>>113445932
Lewd

I'd pat her on the back and say "there, there". If that doesn't work, I'm out of ideas.

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I could try sure, but what could I possibly say to one who'd been through so much, and all alone?

I'd comfort Mami by not dumping her dead threads on /a/.

Is Mami good for hugging?

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>>113445837
no

>>113445837
Yes I would. I'll tell her it's ok to be sad because she was lonely, but now she is not for she has me to be with her, to comfort her through thick and thin. I will try my best to keep Mami-chan happy.

Why is this image so sexual

like I literally got an erection

She should stop crying her head off about pointless things.

>>113448065

Sounds like its time for you to masturbate to Mami again.

>>113448075
Not worded well/10

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>>113448075
HaHaHaHaHa

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>>113445837
No.
That's hypocritical.
Truth must be told always.

>>113448175
comfort != lie

>>113448175
Yes Homura the truth must be told. The truth is I want to comfort Mami.

Mami is so sexual.

>>113445932
Why did I know this would be the first reply. Sasuga /a/.

>>113448175
The opinions of goddesses of evil are to be discarded.

>>113445837
No. I'd cut off her head and put her out of her misery because she's a shit

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>>113448175

Of course.

She's an alternate dimension version of my waifu after all.

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>>113448065

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>>113445837
Why would I comfort her when I went through all that effort to make her cry?

>>113449504
Those clothes look wet. She'll catch a cold like that.

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>>113445837

>>113445837
that is my fetish

>>113449573
Crying or comforting?

>>113448234
She's crying because she's a shit. Comforting her would involve telling her that she's actually has worth which is a flat out lie.

>>113445837
No, I would go hang out with friends and laugh at this lonely bitch.
What a loser.

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>>113445837
No, I don't want to get dragged into her despair bullshit. It's her fault for making the stupid deal and not accepting her inevitable demise in the first place.

>>113448135
There was no other way of saying it.

>>113445837
>>113449504

Being in Mami's friendzone would be better than being in any of the other Meguca's loverzones.

>Mami crying into your shoulder
>Just listening to her talk then you try to explain it from another viewpoint not to make her feel bad about herself but to realize that there are things either beyond her control or whatever the situation calls for
>She slowly begins to feel better
>Perks up a bit, decides to make some tea and pull out some cake from the secret cake dimension she has in between her breasts
>Spend a day on the couch drinking tea, eating cake, and watching bad movies while being comfy

This is literally heaven. This is what Godoka wants for every magical girl, to spend their day with Mami eating cake & patting her head

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My faggot kyubey doing this faggot look everytime I come home

Every fucking day. Every single fucking day this little faggot just sits there and gives me this stupid look on his face.

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>>113449550
why dont you lend her a pair then anon?

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I'd want to, but frankly? It'd sound weird coming from a stranger, and I wouldn't know what to say.

>>113450209
>to spend their day with Mami eating cake & patting her head
Of course, there's more than one road to that destination.

>>113445837

I'd ejaculate in her vagina.

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>>113450575
Candeloro is for hugging like a plushie.

With my dick

I always end up masturbating when it comes to Mami threads. Not this one right now though, I don't like seeing Mami cry. But give some time and I'm sure I'll end up jerking off in this one aswell.

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>>113450762
>>113450575

By giving her head

>>113450885
2 > 3 > 1

I would gently pat on her head if I find it.

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>>113450885
>I always end up masturbating when it comes to Mami threads.

Well, I'd like to pick her brain that's for sure.

>>113450909
Can someone please explain to me the whole and what about the different story people dislike such that they consider non canon?

>>113451502
So I guess she's nothing more than everyone's cumdumpster

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A lewd tea party should help her feel better

>>113452101
Are Japanese condoms smaller than American or European condoms?

>>113452001
Nothing.
The problem comes out when people try to say stupid shit like "Because X happened in TDS Y happened in the anime".

>>113452137
>Are Japanese dicks smaller than American or European dicks?

What do you think?

>>113452167
Well then I would have to buy my own because I am definitely not going to use the one Mami has

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>>113451879
MamiXForeveralone is a pretty bad pairing.

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>>113445837
>>113447692
>>113447990
>>113449554
>>113450555
>>113451502
>>113452101

>>113452160
But that doesn't make it not canon though? I've not read TDS though my understanding of the madoka timeline is that between what we call timeline 4 and timeline 5 there was in actuality multiple additional timelines.

>>113452358
Can you please not start.
>>113452681
It's not canon for many other reason.
It doesn't matter where it's placed in the time line.

>>113452358
Mami x OOC shit is a pretty bad pairing too

>>113452681
It's just one autist who hates seeing Kyouko and Mami talk to each other. Ignore him and post whatever you want

>>113452681
Could fit in the story != canon

If just fitting into the story means it's canon that means tons if doujin are canon too.

>>113452839
>if I keep saying it's one person maybe they'll believe me
I bet you are just stupid enough to try and explain things in the anime with unrelated side content.

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Do you think Mami would let me eat lunch with her in the bathroom?

>>113452815
>It's not canon for many other reason.
elaborate

It's actually kind of ironic that the guy who keeps saying "It's only one guy against TDS, I swear!!!!" is actually the only one saying that himself.
>>113453003
It was implied Mami was popular. She probably had her normal fag friends who she kept up appearances with by eating lunch with them and what not. But just keeps them at arm's length.

>>113453020
If you've been in Madoka threads over the past few months you know the reasons. If you're in denial about any of them, then there's nothing more to say.

>>113453103
I ignore people flaming each other which is what it looks like to me. As I said I haven't read TDS, I only know the general rundown of what happens. Explain to me what it is that happened.

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>>113453194

>>113453103
Just because I'm OCD I'll say one big reason anyway. And not take this any further.

The stories are not connected to each other. Sharing characters and settings does not mean they connected. Because if that's the only requirement for something being canon then fanwork is canon. The side content by default is not canon.
The stories need to mention each other. Examples of series that do this are Nanoha and Index.

Unrelated stories can't be in the same canon.

>>113453234
>is butthurt no one buys his bull shit about it being one person
>shitposts with crack because he can't form a real argument

And yes, it's shitposting because that's that you're intending it to be.

Why don't you contribute something rather than just being cancer?

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>>113453330
but its cute

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I'd much rather comfort a Kyouko.

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>>113453431
With more ice cream?

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>>113453456

I wonder how she eats something that big.

>>113453426
It's also the 1000th time you've used it to shitpost. So not only are you not contributing, you breaking global rules by having low quality posts.

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Would you help Mami clean up if she accidentally missed her mouth while eating a slice of cake with vanilla frosting and got it all over her face?

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>>113453493
Practice. I assume.

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>>113453503
http://archive.moe/a/search/image/tvmdldkZm9gMrVfTqF8Clw/

stupid being butthurt and making meta posts, nobody cares and you're detrimental than anyone else in the thread

>>113453512
Hell, I would help Mami clean up is she accidentally missed her mouth while sucking my dick that was ejaculating and got cum all over her face.

>>113453551
That's cute, you just learned about md5s the other day and now you're trying to use them to win e-fights.
>stupid being butthurt
>not stop being butthurt
The irony has physical form.

Whats it like to have a crying Mami bury her face in your chest and ask you to keep her company until she falls asleep?

>>113453673
I have no idea what you're talking about because I'm an idiot however if you want people to take you seriously you should stop talking in an aggressive and defensive tone because it sounds like you're upset.

>>113453735
Not really. It only sounds mad to you because that's what you need to tell yourself about anyone who confronts you. Because if they're not mad you may actually have to admit they have a point. "Ur mad" is not how you win an argument.

>>113453793
Okay

guys? Mami is still crying

>>113453709

It's warm and cold. Because even though she's in your arms, you know she's the farthest away from you that she will ever be.

You get to hold her, but only as a friend and never as a lover.

>>113453885
She usually is

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>Bought a ticket of the Rebellion orchestra concert
>Got a sudden business trip in that day
Suffering.

>>113453909
>You get to hold her, but only as a friend and never as a lover.
Well, why not? I'm sure Mami would love to take anon on a date.

>>113450209
And if you get her drunk she'll give you head for sure.

>>113454147

Drunk Mami would be a treat to be around.

>>113454194
Why? She'd probably get really tipsy, fall onto you, and fall asleep.

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>>113447937

Mami is top tier hugging material.

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Mami a cute

>>113445837
WORST GIRL. I WOULDNT