If you can have a studio animate a hentai which studio would you choose?
KyoAni is the obvious choice.
It'd be amazing.
missionary position and hand-holding virgin sex
extremely well-animated vanilla
ridiculous porn plots but caters to nearly every mainstream fetish
ultra fetishy with very few shots of actual fucking
well-animated hardcore rape or femdom, no middle ground
I can't tell if all these people saying Kyoani are being serious or not. Their signature style is not sexy at all. Either Hoods or Xebec would be the best choice.
>Their signature style is not sexy at all.
That's what makes it sexy you fucking moron.
Why would I need hentai by studios that practically already fucking make it?
On the other hand, KyoAni certainly knows how to make use of its assets
You are a god amongst the pleb of this board anon.
>blowjob imouto getting her throat railed with the animation quality of Inferno Cop
>what is Monsters, Inc
>what is Brave
>what is Lilo & Stitch
>what is Finding Nemo
>what is Chicken Little
>what is The Wild
>what is Ratatouille
>what is Bolt
>what is Princess and the Frog (sort of)
>what is Winnie the Pooh
Any answer except Disney doesn't want the most superb render possible of chinese goddamn pornography. I'm all for fuckin' weeb animation, but Disney is literally the best. They could even do it 3D and it would be fine.
They make musicals because
>top tier animation
>plus dumb musicl for kids
>equals all the money
We are imagining a parallel universe where Disney makes porn, for fucks sake. We can imagine them making a prono that isn't a musical, unless you guys are actually that autistic. Which isn't poss, cuz im the most autistic and none of you are as autistic as me.
I always forget about these guys. I think they would make a killer hentai. Original character designs and promo artwork by Yabuki a must.
>Just watched this movie a few days ago because of this .gif
Why can't the elevens into this level of animation quality? (Rhetorical question, I know why)
This is the most accurate depiction of hentai possibilities, but you forgot the fact that whatever Bones comes out with will have tons of stock footage and a horrible NTR ending.
Shaft has already shown a knack for cuts that would look good as hentai. I'd go with them even though their animation would be second worst ahead of Kyoani.
Disney would also be very interesting, but I don't trust their direction, so they lose.
Well thanks for giving me something else to watch while waiting for shittily animated chinese cartoons.
>I pirated it like everything else
I regret nothing.
In your defence anon, you probably pirated it long after the damage was done.
People just weren't that interested in bromance at the time it would seem. Personally I fucking loved it. It was as close as we will get to an animated Guildenstern and Rosencrantz are Dead movie.
Shaft just because the fucking toothbrush scene in Nise was the only time an anime's fan-service actually made me horny.
I would not call Sinbad as good as El Dorado. It was pretty funny though. Like that line at the beginning. With the dude rushing to attack the kraken after it spat him out.
>"...give that guy a raise."
>hand-holding virgin sex
T-t-that's fucked up
Don't forget the crazy stills.
>also regardless of your location cicadas will cry in the afternoon
Oh man, cicada cries are just so relaxing to me for some reason
It'd be 30 minutes of pic related getting fucked in the boypussy by everyone.
>animating Alucard and Rip Van Winkle sex
>Give Murakami amazing budget
>Let him do as he pleases
>Hentai of the century (Probably an Adaption of Taimanin Asagi 2)
Blue because I already live my life in the Red
Blue would be the only choice if you want to lead a productive life. Shonen genre doctors who rise in power level by inventing cures for diseases would result in a disease free world in like 20 years.
Red seems comfy.
>Have Animation Competitions with other european schools, become best european animator group and graduate by the end of season 1.
>Season 2 involve becoming the greatest studio in Europe.
>Season 3 involve going to Japan and having animator contests against the Yoshinari brothers, Imaishi, Umetsu, Okiura, Ishidate, etc.
Final is an anime production battle against Anime Overlord Hideaki Anno in his god form.
Holy shit, I want this, I want this so bad. But green just looks like endless fun as well, especially since I can become the little girl.
Damn, Im split. Life is too harsh.
That would be awesome.
>space-time techniques to spam in multiple threads
>causality manipulation to avoid bans
>sixth sense letting you instinctively choose the best baits
>combat trolling mastery
>aura of ruse
>power to control shitstorms
You could fight other poverlevel trolls for a supreme dominance over the internet.