Walk out of the bathroom see this walking towards you, what do?
pls no bully the the Mummy tummy
Get an erection hard enough to make me black out.
I wish there was more severed head fucking pictures of Mumi.
Don't try me you drill-headed cunt
I'd rather a Kyouko.
Bro, I went into this thinking it was a magical girl anime about cute girls doing cute things.
What I got was murder, feels, nightmare fuel, crying, lesbians, porn, piss, and not being able to sleep at night.
Not getting enough blood to your
Yea sure but Mami won't take you if you aren't well prepared.
Yes, you and your magic girl waifu can go around with your enchanted 9mm, slaying witches, saving the innocent, growing old together in a deep and loving relationship.
until her head is bitten off
Nothing because that's not Nagisa. Oh yes I know I tell her to fuck of and call Nagisa.
It reflects the artist’s life before he discovered Mani. He was slogging through each brutal, dark day after another until he discovered the joy of a magic girl waifu. For him, it was like the first cavemen discovering fire, a revolutionary change in their lives that quite literally, made them brighter, and opened the door for a bold new future, a chance to improve.
Which part of Mumi's divine body would you most like to ejaculate into/onto?
after she stops being a perv
err wrong one
why are you all being so lewd?
I always wanted cut Homura's hand off, taking away her ability to use her time-travel powers. Then, I'd strangle her slowly, whispering to her that she's an abomination that's violating the rules of time.
The power of her mamiries compels us.
Jesus Christ this picture is my fetish.
I don't have a waifu, but if I did it would be Mami
In the Madoka Magica universe, some Karma, I guess.
At this point, reality alteration is worse, though, since she keeps raping everyone's memories.
I'd crush her soul gem like a cockroach
What does it feel like to have your soul gem bukkake'd?
You wake up.
You then roll over in bed to find Mami peacefully sleeping next to you.
What do you do?
>wake up again
Mami stands over you, rifle pointed at your head "I just wanted to be with you, Anon... but you denied me even that..."
Tears stream down her face as she readies her weapon "Why couldnt you have just accepted me... why couldnt you have just accepted happiness... why don't you love me... Anon...
Mami pulls the trigger
You are dead
Attack her weapons before they attack me.
why is mami so best? is it because of her theme?
>terminator theme starts playing on my head
Deploy the anti-keki squad. Without keki, the beast will die.
Because despite all the lewd jokes, it's actually the purest pair.
Nothing is purer than waiting for your true love to be of age.
Finally, an excuse to post this.
Homu is a noun with many possible applications. It can also be a verb. Or pretty much any part of speech.
For some Mamifags, it is just not enough to say that Mami is the best, but they also feel the need of degrading the other megucas. That is like saying that she isn't the best because of her own merit, but because the others are bad.
Its still a shortening of her name so it should be capitalized.
Dude. Why would you like this show if you didn't like the characters. Kyouko may exist primarily as a foil to Sayaka, but Sayaka is certainly an interesting character in her own right.
Unironically, this is why I like this board.
I hate how people nowadays, simply just forego of basic grammar rules and punctuation.
I am a spic, yet I always bother to use "áéíóú" whenever I type, even while texting.
>implying she can even get Kyousuke's D
Mami I'd like to Fuck
The worst shit I have read about Mami. I would rather fap to self-insertion crap before that cancer.
What does Mami do if she goes to wake up her friend anon and finds him asleep sprawled out on her couch with a "bad" case of morning wood?
Not even Mami is so desperate she would be friends with an anon.
This is objectively the cutest Mami picture.
Homura smells subtly of fresh tobacco and roses
Mami smells sweet like vanilla cake
Madoka smells like strawberries
Sayaka smells fresh like laundry detergent and shampoo
Kyouko smells like
I honestly I can't think of anything nice even though I like Kyouko as a character
You don't think you're a wonderful person anon?
Kyouko smelled like a dirty hobo till Sayaka took her in and made her wash her hair.
No, I am not. She deserves better for a friend.
Drills a best. Viking mumi fanart when?
I'm sure Mami would love your company.
Mumi is more germanic than she is nordic.
>you will never be Mami's invaluable stand-user partner that saves her at the last second before Charlotte eats her
>more germanic than she is nordic
>nordic not germanic
...I got nothing. Nothing at all anymore. Jesus.
Does Mami ever get embarrassed for having such a soft and lewd body?
>that feel when these are flash games and not 3D applications meaning you can't have them at 1080p or remove the mosaics
Back off, m8. Mami's body is one only angels should have.
>mfw original page
Mami confirmed for good taste.
Its been years anon, 3 years since that picture was taken. 3 years of keki.
Also 3 years of fighting wraiths as the best kind of exercise every single day.
You win this round but the Mami will be softened, it is inevitable.
But Mami is the kind of girl who takes care of herself and her body. Why would she let herself go like that?
Nothing can stop the ara ara~ from happening.
She can be ara ara~ without being plump. It's a question of attitude more than weight.
Supposedly, her parents were rich as hell and already lived in that penthouse. After they died, she somehow kept that money and probably the life insurance's too.
2-2 > 3-1 > 2-1 > 3-3 > 1-1
If Mami is so rich, why didn't she just hire a lawyer to take Kyubey to court?
kyoko getting cast in all the best roles
>she somehow kept that money and probably the life insurance's too.
IIRC Kyubey said she has no living close relatives. Nobody came for the money probably because they couldn't legally take it which would also explain why she wasnt adopted or anything.
Honestly its really weird because that kind of arrangement isnt that uncommon but usually the kid who lives on his own off his/her parents money has some kind of government worker or teacher from the school check up on the kid every couple of days. However after she was killed in ep3 it took a fairly long time for her to be reported missing.
>wanting to do lewd thing to loli Mami
No, no, fucking no. Loli Mami is for
cuddlingand snugglingand tucking into bed
Y'all niggaz better rock y'all hoodies
Take money snatch jewelry, in the hood
You find the best woman lookin good
Diamond she need polishin
In my hood, all the gunshot legal
At the same time we gotta stop killin our people
Keep it in the hood, niggaz walk with they gun
Keep it in the hood that's where we come from
I rep Brooklyn, home of the gangsta
I know a few murderer, drug dealer
In the hood, we speak mathematics and build
What's the total weight of the brain, Allah real
Slang jacks and hold gats, in the hood; 80 proof
Get my dick sucked on the roof of the projects
alright, who's responsible for this?
Agreed, at least two other megucas have nicer legs.
this isn't a fair, I can't decide
They are Mami's Mammies and they aren't first. I honestly don't understand.
candeloro is for cuddling
Why did they make Mami so weak in comparison to the others? She should break shit now and on level 40.
All I want is a Madoka video game that actually acknowledges Kyouko's barrier skill.
Dude, Sayaka is easy mode, I don't see how anyone could have trouble with her.