You are now accelerator. What do you do?

I try to ignore all of the assholes who keep trying to find ways to kill me

I accelerate accelerations

Kill myself for being a horrible character

I change vectors and with that, the G-force.
I use Ohm's Law to conduct electricity and thunder.

>>111292299
Make a shitty roleplaying thread on /a/.

>>111292299
save last order ;_;

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Could Accelerator beat Sundowner?

Keep in mind he's FUCKING INVINCIBLE.

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Vector some vectors

Kill Kaworu

>>111292485
u avin a gigle m8?
>>111292616
dont even know who the fuck that is but no one beats accelerator

I do the calculations or whatever on how to make the air into an onahole

Then I fuck that air onahole

Then I keep fucking that air onahole until its the best fucking thing in my goddamn life

Then I forgo mass producing it and swim in dosh and bathe in my fellow males cries of pleasure and thanks.

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>>111292786
>but no one beats accelerator

>>111292786
>Implying that faggot Accelerator could do shit against Sundowner

>>111292833
>a nobody beats accelerator

Proving my point, faggot.

>>111292833
it was just for plot consistency, I dont see touma surviving if accelerator threw the twin towers at him
>>111292839
no one gives a fuck about this sun>downer
phaggot, he would die to uiharu.

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>>111292786
>no one beats accelerator

>>111292616
>Accelerator tries to vector Sundowner's Invincibility
>Nanomachines destroy Accel's brain

>>111292903
I cringed during this part of the series, such bullshit pseudo science. "Pulling back" just before a punch lmao.
>>111292920
Accelerator rip his face off and eat it.

Masturbate.

>>111292902
>I dont see touma surviving if accelerator threw the twin towers at him

Two planes crash into them just before they hit touma, touma survives without a scratch.
fuka da

>>111292981
How can he rip his face if he's FUCKING INVINCIBLE? He wouldn't even touch him.

>>111293009
lmao
>>111293012
Accelerator does some scifi bullshit by accelerating particles and travels to the Suzumiya Haruhi universe and convinces her to remove Sundowner.
SAKUJO. BITCH.

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This is your typical raildex scumbag everyone. They think their naruto tier trash is a masterpiece.

>>111292299
Spam /a/ relentlessly.

>>111293136
Accelerator is love
Accelerator is life.
Accelerator is the strongest.

>>111293136
This is your typical shitposting scumbag everyone. They think their shit tier shitpost is clever.

>>111293244
>defending his shitty series

ayyyy lmao

>>111293300
Where did I defend anything? If your reading comprehension is this impaired, you should probably fuck off.

>>111293136
I hate Raildex, but
>Type-Gay
>anything but irredeemable trash

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>>111292299
Cry because I didn't become Onii-sama

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>>111293171

>>111292299
I fuck Touma.

>>111293085
Nanomachines compute vectors faster than Accelerator can fire a neuron in his pea sized brain. He wouldn't be able to do shit against them. Nanomachines, son.

>>111292299
[x]masturbate

>>111293803
Accelerator
>Can perform brain surgery at beyond electron microscopic levels.
>Can accelerate nanomachines out of his body easily
Ok.jpg

>>111293528
One does not fuck Touma. One gets fucked by Touma.

Fap in the mirror.

>>111293947
>nanomachines
>can rewire brain surgery beyond quantum physics
>can reccelerate accelerations back into his body, easily or not it doesn't matter because they're machines

Don't fuck with this senator.

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Destroy every McDonalds on the fucking planet and kill everyone related not including customers that aren't regulars, indiscriminately remove Africa from earth, and kill the guy who wrote Fifty Shades of Gray.

>>111294287
>Work the front register of Mcdonalds

why do you want to kill me anon?

>>111294186
>brain rewiring takes time
>has to get into accelerator first
>default reflective shield is always on
nice try

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>>111292299
Stop this gay earth in its orbit because it'll never happen.

>>111292299
Learn physics i guess

My grades aren't that good to perform calculations on the spot

>>111292299
Have a threesome with Yoshikawa and Yomikawa.

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>>111294351
Because you're working for minimum wage at a ridiculously shitty establishment where they probably don't even keep you in for your set hours.

>>111294380
>always on
>quantum physics

Look up Schrödinger's cat.

>>111294533
What about it?
You cant use quantum physics for this argument, its currently not understood well enough.

>>111292299
Gay sex with Toma

>>111294529
>mfw cant even land a job in maccas

>>111294801
Touma would just punch you in the dick

>>111294683
So how do you know whether Accelerator could defeat nanomachines if he can't understand them?

>>111292299
kill touma, kamijou touma!

>>111294913
Academy city is much more advanced than us, middle school children learn quantum mechanics.. Im sure accelerator can cope.

>>111293473
What happened on 12/28/2011?

>>111292299
Change my brain vectors so I'm not depressed all the time.

I masturbate as furiously as I can and vector my semen into bitch's vaginas.

Marry Worst