Give me your best poser phrase /a/

Don't believe in yourself. Believe in me, who believes in you.

just b urself

The wind... is troubled today.

>>110842997

This summer malaise
is beating down on me

It's raining today.

>>110843120

Go back to your homolust threads, faggot. If you don't get it, you don't belong on /a/

>>110842997

What is a poser phrase?

>>110843435
But my phrase was, "I don't understand"

>>110842997
My penis weeps.

>>110842997
Eh? Nandatte?

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Everything will be okay, because anon-kun is anon-kun.

>>110842997
The way the wind blows and the birds sing without caring how long I'll be here to witness such a thing...it sickens me.

>>110842997
My balls feel amazing, when I touch them, squishy

I just do what I feel like doing.

Alternatively : I do it because I want to.

You're all soaking wet? Take a bath before you catch a cold.

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I don't know everything. I know what I know.

through dick, unity

Just do it

It cant be helped

>>110842997
The pleasure of being cummed inside.

He's fast!

>>110844939
Absolutely worst girl

Why bother saying a poser phrase? It doesn't matter.

In a pinch : it's a piiiinch
In a cool moment: it's a coooool

I am the bone of my sword

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Human beings are such inconvenient creatures.
Why, you ask?
Because they can never escape the box called 'self'.
Those boxes don't protect us.
They take things precious to us away.
Even if someone was next to you,
you can't tear down the wall and bond.
We're all alone.
We will never gain anything inside our boxes.
There are no exits.
No one can save you.
So, we can only destroy...
the boxes,
the people,
The World!

Maybe, but it isn't zero. And for me, that makes it the same as a hundred percent chance!

They call me hicks of dicks

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>>110842997
Ah, it's useless, all useless.

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Shou ga nai naaa~

>>110845883
TOKI WA TOMARE!

>>110842997
>in response to "this isn't possible!"/"you can't defeat me!"/etc.
"Implying".

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>>110842997
Everything has its beginning. But doesn't start at "one." It starts long before that, in chaos. The world is born... from zero. The moment zero becomes one is the moment the world springs to life. One becomes two, two becomes ten, ten becomes 100. Taking it all back to one solves nothing. So long as zero remains, one... will eventually grow to 100 again. And so our goal was to erase Zero. Even the mighty Patriots began with a single man. That one man's desires grew huge, bloated; absorbed technology; began to manipulate the economy. We realized too late that we had created a beast. We had helped turn Zero into 100. His sin... was ours. And for that reason, I'm taking it upon myself to send Zero... back to nothing.

>>110846359
I always found her face erotic.

BELIEVE IT!

>>110846359

That's "Shou ga nai wa ne~"

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>>110846687

Ufufu~

>>110846540
I still don't fucking understand what the fuck that means. The guy is in a coma, how the fuck can a coma guy turns to grow to 100 again?

>>110846540
thnks for ruining the ending big boss to mgs4 that could've been the one redeeming factor of that shitheap of a game

>>110846844
it was clearly a cryptic way of saying a fucked up system like the Patriots is the result of humans being shitty and they will always come up with shitty things like the patriots even if you apparently fix the problem because the actual problem is humans just sucks....
then he kills zero for shits and giggles because fuck that guy his autism ruined the world.

>>110846782
That's "www~"

>>110843120
And that is why you fail

>>110847013
????

>>110846927
also thnks for completely destroying the metal gear franchise by completely changing the time, setting and mc to tell the story of something we all know about with brand new characters that only exist to tell a story kojima wrote down in ten minutes to sell more copies of you video game that's all about you that
thnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnks

>>110847013
>>110847096
that's clearly "kekeke".

>>110846844
Higurashi is shit

Come back, don't run! I can lick your testicles!

>>110847159
fuck off /v/

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>>110846966
Still makes no sense to kill Zero.
And the Patriots were cut off, so there was not even a 1 (or Zero, whatever) to become 100.
It would make sense if there was one Patriot left but the Patriots were all self sustaining and then all removed.

Not to mention this all happened because people tried to interpret a legacy that was cryptic and vague as fuck, not because humans are just shit.

>>110847183
Higurashi is a best.

I recognize that bulge

>>110847759
Why is her anime art so damn bad looking?

>>110848113
Because DEEN.
Read the VN.

Though that won't really solve the art problem, meh.

>>110847509
We /v/oogeyman again.

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>>110848113
The VN is no better, trust me.

>>>>110848360
I'm really liking the VN art though, at least compared to the screenshots of the anime you've posted. The only problem with the VN are the hands, the faces are good looking.

Because of looks cool.

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Anon taught me this:

"Life's hard when my dick isn't."

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>>110848404
It grows on you over time.
At first you're taken aback by how weird and offputting it looks but you grow to like it.

>>110843775
when you're trying to sound cool by using something you heard on tv or something similar

We post as if we are worst enemies, but tell me would you talk to your worst enemy everyday?

>>110851564
Sometimes your worst enemies are your best friends.

>>110842997
My love for you...is like a truck
BERSEEEERRKKKEEERRRRR

>>110842997
I-I can't believe I said something so embarrassing. I want to die.

Don't think, imagine.

>>110844939
I used that once in real life

Zetsuboushita!

>>110853302
You fool...

If I have to kill every single person on this planet, I'm ready to engage in mass genocide at the drop of a hat.
Kudos if you know the source.

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>>110842997
"Everyone needs to hear someone say, “Nobody else will do. It has to be you,” sometime in their lives, even if it only happens once. Just once is enough. As long as you can feel sure those words were sincere, you can live through anything, no matter how painful." - Sailor Mars

>>110842997
"If you want something done right, do it yourself."
"Anything that can go wrong will go wrong, including your reliance on things going wrong."
"No matter what happens, you've got only yourself to blame."
"Don't dwell on the past. Make conclusions from your experience and move on."
"There is always an option you haven't considered."
I live by these words.

Anon-kun.. I believe in you, now you have to believe in me

There has to be another way.. There just has to! ;_;

>>110842997
I only hike alone.

>>110856003
>hiking alone
>not having a partner in case of avalanche/falling from a height/etc.
Confirmed for full retard.

>>110856108
But he can see the future.

What happens, happens, if it's in the past, it's in the past, instead of dwelling in it, you figure out how to get out of it, and remember, whatever happens, I will never give you up, I will never let you down, and I will never run around and desert you.

>>110857157
You fucker.

>>110857157
Is this 2006?

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I can hear the echos of the shores or madness

My Heart and actions are utterly unclouded... All those are of justice!!

>>110857454
*of madness
Fuck everything

>>110855612
Can I live by them too?

You just gotta roll with the punches, man.

This world is a cruel, but beautiful place.

ORE WA ORE!

The 2nd most powerful force in the world is fear. The first is none other but love.

I hate nice girls.

>>110843051
underrated post

“Hipster” is a term co-opted for use as a meaningless pejorative in order to vaguely call someone else’s authenticity into question and, by extension, claim authenticity for yourself.

It serves no conversational function and imparts no information, save for indicating the opinions and preferences of the speaker.

Meanwhile, a market myth has sprung up around the term, as well as a cultural bogeyman consisting of elusive white 20-somethings who wear certain clothes (but no one will agree on what), listen to certain music (no one can agree on this either), and act a certain way (you’ve probably sensed the pattern on your own).

You can’t define what “that kind of behavior or fashion or lifestyle” actually is, nor will you ever be able to. That’s because you don’t use “hipster” to describe an actual group of people, but to describe a fictional stereotype that is an outlet for literally anything that annoys you.

The twist, of course, is that if it weren’t for your own insecurities, nothing that a “hipster” could do or wear would ever affect you emotionally. But you are insecure about your own authenticity - “Do I wear what I wear because I want to? Do I listen to my music because I truly like it? I’m certainly not like those filthy hipsters!” - so you project those feelings.

Suffice it to say, no one self-identifies as a hipster; the term is always applied to an Other, to separate the authentic Us from the inauthentic, “ironic” Them.

tl;dr: if you believe hipsters exist, you are a plebeian.

Time goes by no matter how little or how much we enjoy of it. In the end the time you suffer and the time you hold dear only matter if they are happening now, because even bad times become good memories once times passes by.

>>110858000
Good thing no one said hipster here, righ?
So save your copypasta to a board who cares about it.

>>110858072
But that was my poser post.

life's a bitch. the only universal truths are weed, money, and love

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Card games are suffering.

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Everything is gonna be daijoubu

>>110842997
I need a scenario for a poser phrase m8

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>>110842997
[serious face intensifies]

>>110860355
Is it a problem that I really enjoy that entire thing? It so perfectly sums up 8man.

Have a feeling so complicated.

>>110842997
I'll break those illusions of yours with my right hand!