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Have you ever wanted to name your children after an anime character, /a/? If I ever have a daughter, I'm going to name her Illyasviel after my favorite loli
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No. I'm not that autistic
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import russian bride
have her squat on your dick and impregnate her according to traditional eastern european method
name daughter Ilya, short for glorious slavic name Ilyanichka or whatever
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I like the name Rosetta a lot, that girl from Kaleido Star.

Illya is pretty good too, what about Chloe (Kuro)?
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I've never even considered having children.
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>>110787779
you're probably not gonna get married in this life time
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Naming your daughter Illya would be like naming her Elijah
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>>110787948
Ilija is a male name
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I am going to name my first child Ace, whether it's a boy or a girl. I want my firstborn to grow up to be a real life action movie hero.
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>>110787779
>name own child after loli
i'm pretty sure you're not allowed within 500 yards of a school, never mind having a kid yourself
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>>110787779
>not naming her Fate Kaleid Liner
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What would they think when they notice what you did?
What will they think when they see the lewd pictures of those girls you kept?
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>>110787779
>name daughter after favorite loli
If you ever had a daughter you'd try to have sex with her, wouldn't you?
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>>110788281
[daughter route unlocked]
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>>110787779

I think Ilya is a pretty name.
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>>110788130
Lam-chan!
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>>110787972
>Rosetta a lot, that girl from Kaleido Star.

People could also think 'Rosetta stone'.
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>>110788391
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>>110788228
Zoom in again.
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>>110788513
see >>110788469
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>>110788552
deeper
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>>110788166
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I'm naming my son Boku, after my favorite shota.
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>>110787779
I would name my daughter Samidare but only if she's japanese.
And If I ever find a wife...
I'm going to die all alone
; _ ;
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Generic-chan
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I was kinda planning to use Aya, but I found out arabs use that name too. It's better to be considered a weeaboo than a goatfucker.
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>>110788587
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>>110787779
>If I ever have a daughter, I'm going to name her Illyasviel after my favorite loli

Everyone will think you are having sex with your daughter including her friends. They won't say that out loud. If I was your employer, I might hold that name against you because it is a sign of your personality traits. Incest or lolicon types aren't what I would want among my employees.
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There are a lot of Japanese names I really like. If I end up marrying a Japanese woman, I would probably give my children a Japanese name and an English name (ie first name and middle name). If I marry a white person, there is no way I'd give my kid a Japanese name.
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>>110788904
the only people who would recognise that name as a loli name, would be the sort of person who probably wanted to do that themself
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>>110789007
or, you know, someone with google. all it would take is one person, probably your own daughter, to search that name for your entire life to be ruined.
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>>110787779
Who is best girl and why is it Ilyana?
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I think Katerose is a nice name for a daughter
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"Ritchie" is a fucking retarding spelling but I think it's a nice variant of Richard. A lot better than "Dick", that's for sure.
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>>110787996
>getting married
lol what is this the 15th century?
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>>110787779
It depends ,if i get a daughter i might name her shana but only if my wife agree's with it. But then again , maybe it will change when i actually get kids.
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I'll call mine Thérésa and Claire. Nobody will ever know
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I'm probably never going to have children, let alone get married, let alone get laid, but I'm autistic enough to come up with children's names. Chink last names are a pain in the ass.

>Cyrus, Quentin for boys
>Liliana, Iris for girls
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>"Dad what does my name mean?"
>either come up with unconvincing bullshit or tell her it's from anime about lewd loli magical girls
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A few I've considered:

Eren
Jolyne
Kamina (considering it for a girl's name, it's not too foreign-sounding)
from the same anime, Simon (I just like the name in general, TTGL wouldn't have changed things at all)
Esteban (though Mysteries of Cities of Gold is in one of my top ten anime, it's also the name of a friend of my mom's who's been a friend of our family for a long time; dude's not got too long for this world, I think it'd be good way to carry on his memory)

>Captcha: Jonathan realjec
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I'd like to name mine Mina
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>>110788656
even if you went over and impregnated a nip, other kids would make fun of her, for being a hafu and for having a weird ass name
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>>110789195
They'd probably grow up to be sluts anyway.
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>>110787779
Jesus Christ, how horrifying!
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Illya is actually a really cute name...
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At one point I wanted to name my son Discord, for shits and giggles.

Then I realized how dumb that sounded and decided to break it up to Desmond Accord. It can still be a nickname.
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>>110790584
Pinkamena Zecora Smith? Is that you? Because that was funny and autistic as fuck.
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Vast amounts of disappointment with this not being an Illya thread.
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>>110790584
He'd get another nickname before Discord.

>Yo, Honda!
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Thankfully "Alexander" is still socially acceptable as a name in the west.
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You wouldnt. I have a daughter and considered weaboo names, but still named her regular way.
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>>110790692
I'm MLP trash but it was the equivalent of a mental shitpost and I want to carry on my legacy with a little more honor and dignity.
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>>110790837
As you should've.
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>>110790368
>not choosing french names or names of your country
Some people hate their children. If I was Italian i'd call est Francesca
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Rin and Naomi is as weeaboo as you can get without going full weeaboo.
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>>110790907
great taste
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>>110790907
her*
Erica if I was german
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>>110790875
>mlp
>honor
>dignity
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>>110787779
>giving my white, American daughter a Jap name
Nah.
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>>110791050
anime characters look american, it's okay
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Your children would all risk getting bullied about their fucked up name, you know?
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>>110791050
You have Christian names in anime. Émilie, Térésa, Claire, Clarisse, Genève ect..
>>110791017
Mah niggah
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>>110791095
W-what? No.
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>>110791045
With a little more honor and dignity than a name like "Discord", that is.

"Desmond Accord" at least sounds normal enough to not be mistaken for it. How many people are even gonna know the kid's middle name? Hell, somewhere down the line I probably won't even name the kid either of those names given the opportunity.

It's just a stupid thought you have when you're young and hopeful about the future. People grow up, people move on. That's just life. Ten years from now I'll probably wonder what the hell I was thinking watching and enjoying MLP. Probably because the show will still be running and it'll be Simpsons levels of bad by then.
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>>110787779
Not a chance. The kid would have to deal with getting bullied and my full power level would be exposed for all to see.
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>>110791137
Because Japs have an interest in western culture.
Westerners having an interest in Japanese culture are mocked and made fun of; I wouldn't want that for me or my children.
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>>110791161
Yeah...
>>>/mlp/
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>>110791252
Something something Japanese cartoons.

Something something waifus.

Something something lolis.

There, is the elephant out of the room now?
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>>110791023
I think Erica is a common name in Europe in country's like Holland Germany Belgium and such. Its not a bad name
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>>110791330
>>>>/mlp/
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>children
>implying I will ever fuck
I named my kitten Saya. My parents like it.
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>>110791354
Yup, and it's a good excuse when I'll put her pants down.
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>>110791161
>>110790875
>>110790584

>>>/mlp/

Fuck off back to your own board.
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>>110787779

It pains me that /a/ seems to have forgotten the best loli of all.
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>>110791752
We didn't forget, we just don't talk about her.
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>>110791752
She didn't get the dick while she was a loli, it's shit.
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>>110787779
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>>110791481
You were expecting Barneyfaggotry...
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>>110788656
It's okay, we're here for you.
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>name my daughter Illya
>fapped to doujins numerous times moaning "Illya"

n-no thanks
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>>110791906

Oh! My! Fucking! God!

Poor kid...
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>>110791824

because of this?

Yes, I also thought it was bullshit pandering. But at least now-wizard Aoki got to bang legal loli.
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>>110791906
In another 6 years he's probably going to start having sex with her, the bastard.
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>>110787779
I could name a girl Eila and nobody would ever suspect a thing.
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>>110787779
I'll name my first non-retardo daughter Rakshata.
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>>110791906
I wonder how he convinced his wife to go along with that.
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>>110787779
im unlikely to procreate but this is a stupid thing to do.
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>wants to have children
>Name them after anime characters
Is Gaia attacking or are you the weeaboo equivalent of a ponyfag?
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Mei or Noel. Yeah I'm a fag, I know.
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>>110791906

>Christian name(s)
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I will name my daughter Alice. I don't want to have a son.
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>>110787779
No, i hate kids and don't want any.
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>>110787779
>ever have children
I don't think anyone on /a/ has any chance of having sex, much less having children.

That being said, no. That's fucking stupid. And I couldn't even if I wanted. My family has very strict naming conventions and I would bring GREAT DISHONOR if I deviate from them.
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It doesn't matter where the inspiration for the name came from. What matters is what it means to you and the connection the name implies.
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>>110792058
That poor, poor kid. At least "Reimu" is a decent name.
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>>110792104
>tfw you hate your last name but changing it would be GR8 DISHONA
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>>110791906
Stil better then Optimus prime or some MLP name Ive seen the certificate's on /b/
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I will name my son Accelspammer, so that he'll never give up! Sakurafish if she's a girl.
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>>110792163
>tfw prefer being called by last name since I dislike my first name
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>>110792187
What's the matter? Not man enough to name your son Lanced Jack and your daughter Taiga?
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>>110792058

>Plus our other friend has a son named Optimus Prime

Bitch mother should have named her daughter with an appropiate name, like Megatron.
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>>110792187
>I will name my son Accelspammer,
Why not name him after the guys that actually created the script that Accel used?
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>>110792244
Not stupid enough.
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I can't wait to have kids. I'm going to name mine Jugem Jugem Shit-Tossing the Life of Shin-Chan’s Two-Day-Old Underwear Balmung Fezalion Isaac Schneider 1/3 True Love 2/3 Hangnail Anxiety Betrayal Knows My Name Or Does It Really Ignore Calls Squid Dogfish Halibut Trout-Cod Dogfish This Is A Different Dogfish, I’m Talking About The Dogfish Shark Kaluga Ray Yuuteimiyaoukimukou pepepepepepepepepepepepe Runny Diarrhea
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If I have a son I will name him Mengde if I will live in an asian country, if that counts
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>>110792275

Explain.
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>>110792301
epic.

>>>/v/
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>>110792178
A Chinese guy once tried to name his kid the letter D. Thankfully the local government wouldn't let him, saying that a name must be a standard Chinese character.

>>110792356
>naming a kid after a famous person's style
It's consider taboo to share names anyway.
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>>110792074

>tfw my uncle is named Noel.

Odd thing is he also spends most of his day on his garage fixing his 1970 wolkswagen beetle, is a man of very few words, yet offers helping advice when needed, and is my favorite uncle.
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No, if I ever have children, they'll have nice, traditional folk names from Slavic folklore and tradition as is traditional. Names like Vladya, Ivan, Chaika, Balalaika, Boris, Simon, Ekaterina, Iliya, and so on.
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>>110792357
Like seriously? 2 guys under the name "Touma" renamed "Toumaspammer" by all made the program based off DelayClose and gave it to Accel.

Really The toumas are worse than Accel, they supplied him with the ability to shitpost.
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>>110792481
>Chaika
Damn, now I'm tempted.
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>>110792481

>Balalaika

don't name your children after your favorite brand of bacon
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>>110792438

It is/was a common name in french-speaking countries, both as first name and family name. it's not that weird.
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>>110787996
>>110789896
You don't have to marry to have children. In most countries (at least here in Europe), whether the two parents are married or not practically doesn't matter.
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>>110792104
That's what I thought

just a few people at /a/ have the chance of ever having sex

I talk from myself...
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>>110792615
I'm holding out hope that wombless cloning becomes avaiable in my lifetime.
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If I ever have a son, I'm naming him Van, after the protagonist of the Vision of Escaflowne.

In the event of twins, Dante and Vergil. Far as any normal person goes, I just really like The Divine Comedy...or is DMC actually more normal than that nowadays?

As for a girl, I like Arisa, Lilith, Noire, or Nero.
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>>110792615
Most of /a/ is skinny white guys age 16-25.
Not completely autistic but not the mosat sociable either.
Decent chances, I'd say
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>>110792104
More like people that seriously would name their children after some anime character.
>>110792609
Yeah great idea.
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>>110792674
>implying they'd let a single male have a child
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>>110792481
And yet most of those names have been used in anime already anyway.

I'd totally name a daughter Ekaterina.
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>>110792615
>having sex
>not adopting

Myself, I don't think I could deal with a baby. I guess I will just adopt a 2 years old kid and start from there.
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>>110792713
>Skinny
Well aren't you nice.
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>>110792732
they wouldn't have a choice, theres no mother side of the family for him to go to so it either goes to me or becomes a ward of of the state.
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>>110792706
>Dante
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>>110791906
Hah, that's actually real http://archive.foolz.us/jp/thread/5415581/
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>>110792806
>A single man adopting a child
Not gonna happen.
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>>110792760
>and yet most of those names have been used in anime already anyway
>thejoke.jpg
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>>110792806
>I guess I will just adopt a 2 years old kid and start from there
Make it 5 or 6.
A cat is far more intelligent than a 2 y/o kid.

oh,
>rudo antchild
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I actually know people who have said they would name their kids Rider or Saber. They don't even watch anime.
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>>110792888
A girl is out of the question but as long as no shady background is found and you have a stable job I guess a boy would be possible.
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>>110792866
Not him, but I've met two Dante's in my life so far. They were both black.
And almost as crazy.
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>>110792888
>A single man adopting a child
Fucking double standards, man.
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>/a/
>Having children
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>>110793035
>They were both black
That's what I was getting at. I doubt this guy >>110792706 is black and otherwise it would be weird.
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>>110792601
I have a niece that's named Charlotte. Pretty common too in France. Her parents probably have no idea about pic related.
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>>110793085
I think at least a few here have a wifeAt least i doBut we both dont want any kids yet/blog
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>>110793051
Even single women need character references.
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I'm going to name my cat Gropy
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>>110792717
>Yeah great idea.
I know a couple who live together not married and have kids. They're perfectly fine.
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>>110793085
I'm a mom.

And I have 2.
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>>110792706
>Nero
You want your daughter to be a mega slut when she grows up?
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Goku.
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>>110793085
I didn't wear a condom my first time and I was fairly drunk.
I'm very paranoid that one day someone will come to my door and tell me I might be their father.
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>>110792889
Yes I know, I just have this horrible habit of pointing out the obvious.
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>>110793281
>I'm a mom.
But little girls can't be moms you liar.

Did you give them chinese cartoon names?
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>Revy

As a nickname, mind you; I don't need to ruin my kid's life over my powerlevel.
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>>110793347
Ask them why the fuck they thought tracking you down is a good idea, then when they deliver some wishy-washy idiotic explanation, yell "YOU ARE NOT LIVING YOUR LIFE CORRECTLY" and punch them.
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>>110792244
In all seriousness Taiga isn't that bad for a girl's name.
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>>110793006
Poor kids
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>>110793655
>Hummm, honey, I-I'd like to name our daughter after a nice... L-landscape type from Russia...
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>>110793384
Yes.
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>>110793863
What are they?
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>>110793006
>Rider or Saber
I really hope they mean Medusa or Arthur/Arturia
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>>110792402
That's /a/ material, educate yourself.
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>>110792884
I'm speechless.
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>>110792244
>>110793655
Apparently there are some Taigas where I live. Both male and female.
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>>110793655
Taiga is also a kind of biome in the northern hemisphere characterised by cold weather and mostly evergreen trees and shrubs.

What I mean is, she's more likely to grow up kuudere, not tsundere.
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>>110793894
Tsukino Usagi and Reimu.
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>>110793916
No it's not, that's 6th grade humour. Fuck off.
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Naru is a pretty cute name, it might work better as a nickname however.
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>>110793894
Char and Jolyne.
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>>110794017
Those are nice names, anon.
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>>110793907
As I said, they don't watch anime. They want to name their kids Rider or Saber because "it sounds like a cool name".
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>>110794017
Your taste.
It is tops.
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I didn't know Noel was such a unisex name. Most people named Noel in real life seem to be male, but I've always thought of the name as inherently female.
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>Name kid Illya
>Everytime she is sick and misses school:
>"WERE YA ILL, ILL YA???
>HFW, every single time.
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If I had a daughter, I'd name her Alice. It's a western name and only a reference if you take it that way, but I think it's a very nice name regardless.
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Yes, Alice
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>>110794017
Char will only wear red until he's older, then he'll switch to gold
Jolyne will go to jail and fight a priest
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>>110787779
but you need to have sex witha real woman to make children
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>>110794017
>Char
Is his favorite color red and everything he does is 3 times faster.
>Jolyne
Does she like string and have daddy issues. Is she at high risk at going to jail? Does she not get along with priests and/or dark skinned men?
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>>110794150
>Implying.
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>>110794150
Tell me more.
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>>110794105
That's a great one.
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>preg up a nigger
>not naming her nadyia
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>>110794150
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I would go for Erica if its a daughter. If its a son Lauren. pronounced as Lawren
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>>110794150
Lewd
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If I ever had a daughter I'd want to name her Alice.
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>>110788166
Or dead
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If I were to have a child, which is improbable, or adopt a kid, which is less improbable, I'd probably name her Sammy, Mysu or Alicia if it was a girl and Simon, Arthur or Nero if it was a boy.
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>>110794329
How long would you hide the fact that you named after a 2hu, from her?
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>>110794066
That might either be really stupid or really fucking cool.
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>>110794241
pls no
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>>110794403
Forever.
I actually wanted that name before I got into toehoes.

Come to think of it, any kid of mine wouldn't have blonde hair and blue eyes, so it'd be an ill-fitting name.
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>>110787779
No because they all sound like shit when pronounced in English.
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>>110794579
Simpler ones like Yuki are fine.
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>Daughter discovers your love for chinese cartoons
>She realizes how she got her name

What do you do /a/?
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>implying any of you will have children
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>>110794133
>>110794117

I, too, was thinking Alice, or Alicia. I also have an aunt named Alice so it'll just be all "Aww, you named them after your aunt."
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My wife and I named our son that way, sort of...

I've been writing a novelization of Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past. It uses events happening after the game as a framing story to tell the game, namely Zelda and Link leaving Hyrule to start a new life after Zelda's father refuses their request to court.

Eventually they settle in a little village up in the snowy mountains far northwest of Hyrule, and take new names to hide their identity. Zelda takes the name Esmeralda. When she asks Link what he'll use, he thinks and then says "Edward." The subtext joke is that that's the name I picked because his uncle in LttP is canonically named Alphon.

My wife and I named our son and daughter Edward and Esmeralda.

So Edward came from Edward and Alphonse from Full Metal Alchemist, if you didn't get it.
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>>110794675
Rejoice
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>>110787779
Would love to name my daughter Lisara.
>Lisara Restall
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>>110794675
Kill myself. Why would I hate my daughter so much that I'd name her after an Anime character?
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>>110794017
Chars favorite color better be red, or you have failed as a parent.
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>>110794714
I'd go with Marisa, which happens to be my mother's name.
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>condemning your child right away because you treat it like an accessory and not a person

just give your kid a normal fucking name for gods sake
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>>110794974
I heard the name Marisa was a Portmanteau of Maria and Louisa
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>>110795010
>condemning your child right away because you treat it like an accessory and not a person

But that's what everyone else does.
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>>110795010
None of us is going to name any kid. We are just discussing for fun.
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>>110794974
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>>110794724
>Esmeralda
I would have guessed Discworld.
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>>110794974
>Marisa, which happens to be my mother's name.

Holy shit, are you a 2hu?
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>>110795173
Nope. I just liked the name and it sounded like Zelda.
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>>110795136
my sister may want my input of what to name her kid, so I have that,
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meet my daughter, Hideko Biggums
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>>110795079
It's a pretty common spanish name. Only difference is the stress is the RI instead of the MA.
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The only one I've ever thought of is Roy, like, as in Colonel Motherfucking Mustang.
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I want to fuck Ilya
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>>110787779
If you name your daughter Illya, every day you're going to be reminded of this picture >>110787779 and others like it, and you're going to project your lustful desires for Illya onto your own daughter until eventually one day when you're drunk and horny you try to rape her.

Your wife will find out, you'll be thrown in jail, and you'll never see Illya again.

Then she'll grow up with daddy issues and go around murdering people with a 12 foot ripped manservant she finds by the local gym.
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>>110795010
>Japanese names aren't normal

I didn't realize children's names had to follow your standard of "normal".
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I like the spelling of Mariya for some reason...it makes it seem a bit different than the typical version, but not obnoxiously bad either

It's not like the 50 different variations of Caitlyn
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>>110795242
So name him Roy Mustang <lastname>.

I hope that last name will be bad ass enough to have mustang in front of it, though. May want to go and change it while you can to something like Elwood, Norwood, Sherwood, or in a pinch - Smith. Smith is a pretty good last name for someone with a horse in the middle.
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>>110792806

Have to be married in order to adopt over here
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Mirai
Miray
Miraya
Mirai

Sounds bad
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>Not naming all your children "Freddie Mercury [Last name]" regardless of gender or number of children
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Alicia, Alice and Athena. Good taste and perfect powerlevel hider names.
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I named my child Christian Ian Andrews.

Or, in other words, CIA.
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>>110795266
Her homicidal spree is later stopped by officer Archer.
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>>110792074
I want to name my daughter Noel as well, I think it's a really nice name.
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>>110794117
>>110794133
>>110794714

Alice is a top tier name
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>>110791752
Awesome taste.
They will never know why I chose it.
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>>110795782
No, Officer Archer delays them for a while but is ultimately killed in action. The person who really stops them is a red head who just got out of a nearby shed after having a threesome.
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>>110795266
>not telling her to Rejoice
Pleb.
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>>110795010
Way ahead of you

I still have a list of names I made back when I was in high school and add a name once in a while. Normal names of course
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None of you autists should ever have children.
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Yozora Kirino Smith
Best girl name edition.
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Where can I subscribe.
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>>110796212
Have hope. There's still time to change your life
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Daughter: Poppy or Lumin (blogshit reason)
Son: Kino ("after Steinbeck's protagonist of The Pearl") or Talio (blogshit reason)

Not like I'll ever have kids.
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>>110792099
>>110794117
>>110794133
>>110794329
>>110794714
>>110795680
All aboard the Alice train. If I named my daughter Alice, I'd be tempted to name my son Bob though.
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>>110796254
>Dad, why do I have this name
>because I like Kirino and Yozora
>Fuck you dad, you have shit taste
She would then kill you and commit sudoku
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Is it OK to give my hypothetical kid a Japanese name if I'm Asian?

We're all chinks to you anyway.
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>>110794133

Alice is a pretty good name. Simple and recognizable, yet not boring or standard, and with some historical value that doesn't necessarily overshadow the name itself. If I have a daughteru I may name her this. Thanks, anon
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Karen works both in the West and in Japan.
I'll make sure of her oral hygiene everyday.
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>>110796427

Not if you're korean or chinese, you are supposed to hate japan. shamefur dispray.
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>>110796431
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>>110796427
No, you're supposed to hate every other Asian country. That's how Asia works. Japan hates China and Korea, and vice versa. Everyone hates SEA.
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>>110796514
Seriously dont
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>>110796540
Is this what Alice's face will look like when she learns she's named after Alice?
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>>110796427
Are you chink or are you a ruskie?
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>>110796514

>tfw can never name my daughter after best girl

Tsukihi hardly works and Phoenix is retarded
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>>110796600
Double dubs confirmed for shit taste
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