Have you ever wanted to name your children after an anime character, /a/? If I ever have a daughter, I'm going to name her Illyasviel after my favorite loli
import russian bride
have her squat on your dick and impregnate her according to traditional eastern european method
name daughter Ilya, short for glorious slavic name Ilyanichka or whatever
Yes. I'll name her Lamdimia Do Aximemor
>name own child after loli
i'm pretty sure you're not allowed within 500 yards of a school, never mind having a kid yourself
What would they think when they notice what you did?
What will they think when they see the lewd pictures of those girls you kept?
I would name my daughter Samidare but only if she's japanese.
And If I ever find a wife... I'm going to die all alone ; _ ;
>If I ever have a daughter, I'm going to name her Illyasviel after my favorite loli
Everyone will think you are having sex with your daughter including her friends. They won't say that out loud. If I was your employer, I might hold that name against you because it is a sign of your personality traits. Incest or lolicon types aren't what I would want among my employees.
There are a lot of Japanese names I really like. If I end up marrying a Japanese woman, I would probably give my children a Japanese name and an English name (ie first name and middle name). If I marry a white person, there is no way I'd give my kid a Japanese name.
Who is best girl and why is it Ilyana?
"Ritchie" is a fucking retarding spelling but I think it's a nice variant of Richard. A lot better than "Dick", that's for sure.
I'm probably never going to have children, let alone get married, let alone get laid, but I'm autistic enough to come up with children's names. Chink last names are a pain in the ass.
>Cyrus, Quentin for boys
>Liliana, Iris for girls
>"Dad what does my name mean?"
>either come up with unconvincing bullshit or tell her it's from anime about lewd loli magical girls
A few I've considered:
Kamina (considering it for a girl's name, it's not too foreign-sounding)
from the same anime, Simon (I just like the name in general, TTGL wouldn't have changed things at all)
(though Mysteries of Cities of Gold is in one of my top ten anime, it's also the name of a friend of my mom's who's been a friend of our family for a long time; dude's not got too long for this world, I think it'd be good way to carry on his memory)
>Captcha: Jonathan realjec
Thankfully "Alexander" is still socially acceptable as a name in the west.
>not choosing french names or names of your country
Some people hate their children. If I was Italian i'd call est Francesca
Erica if I was german
You have Christian names in anime. Émilie, Térésa, Claire, Clarisse, Genève ect..
With a little more honor and dignity than a name like "Discord", that is.
"Desmond Accord" at least sounds normal enough to not be mistaken for it. How many people are even gonna know the kid's middle name? Hell, somewhere down the line I probably won't even name the kid either of those names given the opportunity.
It's just a stupid thought you have when you're young and hopeful about the future. People grow up, people move on. That's just life. Ten years from now I'll probably wonder what the hell I was thinking watching and enjoying MLP.
Probably because the show will still be running and it'll be Simpsons levels of bad by then.
Not a chance. The kid would have to deal with getting bullied and my full power level would be exposed for all to see.
Yup, and it's a good excuse when I'll put her pants down.
It pains me that /a/ seems to have forgotten the best loli of all.
We didn't forget, we just don't talk about her.
because of this?
Yes, I also thought it was bullshit pandering. But at least now-wizard Aoki got to bang legal loli.
I could name a girl Eila and nobody would ever suspect a thing.
>wants to have children
>Name them after anime characters
Is Gaia attacking or are you the weeaboo equivalent of a ponyfag?
Mei or Noel. Yeah I'm a fag, I know.
>ever have children
I don't think anyone on /a/ has any chance of having sex, much less having children.
That being said, no. That's fucking stupid. And I couldn't even if I wanted. My family has very strict naming conventions and I would bring GREAT DISHONOR if I deviate from them.
>Plus our other friend has a son named Optimus Prime
Bitch mother should have named her daughter with an appropiate name, like
>I will name my son Accelspammer,
Why not name him after the guys that actually created the script that Accel used?
I can't wait to have kids. I'm going to name mine Jugem Jugem Shit-Tossing the Life of Shin-Chan’s Two-Day-Old Underwear Balmung Fezalion Isaac Schneider 1/3 True Love 2/3 Hangnail Anxiety Betrayal Knows My Name Or Does It Really Ignore Calls Squid Dogfish Halibut Trout-Cod Dogfish This Is A Different Dogfish, I’m Talking About The Dogfish Shark Kaluga Ray Yuuteimiyaoukimukou pepepepepepepepepepepepe Runny Diarrhea
If I have a son I will name him Mengde if I will live in an asian country, if that counts
A Chinese guy once tried to name his kid the letter D. Thankfully the local government wouldn't let him, saying that a name must be a standard Chinese character.
>naming a kid after a famous person's style
It's consider taboo to share names anyway.
uncleis named Noel. Odd thing is he also spends most of his day on his garage fixing his 1970 wolkswagen beetle, is a man of very few words, yet offers helping advice when needed, and is my favorite uncle.
No, if I ever have children, they'll have nice, traditional folk names from Slavic folklore and tradition as is traditional. Names like Vladya, Ivan, Chaika, Balalaika, Boris, Simon, Ekaterina, Iliya, and so on.
Like seriously? 2 guys under the name "Touma" renamed "Toumaspammer" by all made the program based off DelayClose and gave it to Accel.
Really The toumas are worse than Accel, they supplied him with the ability to shitpost.
If I ever have a son, I'm naming him Van, after the protagonist of the Vision of Escaflowne.
In the event of twins, Dante and Vergil. Far as any normal person goes, I just really like The Divine Comedy...or is DMC actually more normal than that nowadays?
As for a girl, I like Arisa, Lilith, Noire, or
More like people that seriously would name their children after some anime character.
Yeah great idea.
I have a niece that's named Charlotte. Pretty common too in France. Her parents probably have no idea about pic related.
Ask them why the fuck they thought tracking you down is a good idea, then when they deliver some wishy-washy idiotic explanation, yell "YOU ARE NOT LIVING YOUR LIFE CORRECTLY" and punch them.
Apparently there are some Taigas where I live. Both male and female.
Taiga is also a kind of biome in the northern hemisphere characterised by cold weather and mostly evergreen trees and shrubs.
What I mean is, she's more likely to grow up kuudere, not tsundere.
>Name kid Illya
>Everytime she is sick and misses school:
>"WERE YA ILL, ILL YA???
>HFW, every single time.
Is his favorite color red and everything he does is 3 times faster.
Does she like string and have daddy issues. Is she at high risk at going to jail? Does she not get along with priests and/or dark skinned men?
If I ever had a daughter I'd want to name her Alice.
If I were to have a child, which is improbable, or adopt a kid, which is less improbable, I'd probably name her Sammy, Mysu or Alicia if it was a girl and Simon, Arthur or Nero if it was a boy.
I actually wanted that name before I got into toehoes.
Come to think of it, any kid of mine wouldn't have blonde hair and blue eyes, so it'd be an ill-fitting name.
No because they all sound like shit when pronounced in English.
>Daughter discovers your love for chinese cartoons
>She realizes how she got her name
What do you do /a/?
My wife and I named our son that way, sort of...
I've been writing a novelization of Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past. It uses events happening after the game as a framing story to tell the game, namely Zelda and Link leaving Hyrule to start a new life after Zelda's father refuses their request to court.
Eventually they settle in a little village up in the snowy mountains far northwest of Hyrule, and take new names to hide their identity. Zelda takes the name Esmeralda. When she asks Link what he'll use, he thinks and then says "Edward." The subtext joke is that that's the name I picked because his uncle in LttP is canonically named Alphon.
My wife and I named our son and daughter Edward and Esmeralda.
So Edward came from Edward and Alphonse from Full Metal Alchemist, if you didn't get it.
I'd go with Marisa, which happens to be my mother's name.
If you name your daughter Illya, every day you're going to be reminded of this picture >>110787779 and others like it, and you're going to project your lustful desires for Illya onto your own daughter until eventually one day when you're drunk and horny you try to rape her.
Your wife will find out, you'll be thrown in jail, and you'll never see Illya again.
Then she'll grow up with daddy issues and go around murdering people with a 12 foot ripped manservant she finds by the local gym.
I like the spelling of Mariya for some reason...it makes it seem a bit different than the typical version, but not obnoxiously bad either
It's not like the 50 different variations of Caitlyn
So name him Roy Mustang <lastname>.
I hope that last name will be bad ass enough to have mustang in front of it, though. May want to go and change it while you can to something like Elwood, Norwood, Sherwood, or in a pinch - Smith. Smith is a pretty good last name for someone with a horse in the middle.
>Not naming all your children "Freddie Mercury [Last name]" regardless of gender or number of children
Her homicidal spree is later stopped by officer Archer.
They will never know why I chose it.
No, Officer Archer delays them for a while but is ultimately killed in action. The person who really stops them is a red head who just got out of a nearby shed after having a threesome.
Way ahead of you
I still have a list of names I made back when I was in high school and add a name once in a while. Normal names of course
Daughter: Poppy or Lumin (blogshit reason)
Son: Kino ("after Steinbeck's protagonist of The Pearl") or Talio (blogshit reason)
Not like I'll ever have kids.
Alice is a pretty good name. Simple and recognizable, yet not boring or standard, and with some historical value that doesn't necessarily overshadow the name itself. If I have a daughteru I may name her this. Thanks, anon
Karen works both in the West and in Japan.
I'll make sure of her oral hygiene everyday.