Why do japs like to masturbate together? That's pretty gay

Crystals

You never masturbated with a friend? What a faggot.

>>110787150
Bet you never got a brojob in your life.

It's just another social event. Like watching football but you fondle each others balls and then climax (preferably together). There is also the whole deal with the biscuit but I personally never tried it. To me it always seemed better to just come in your bro's mouth.

>since I'm German
>can't handle homosexuality
Germans are the gayest motherfuckers in Eurasia.

>>110787755
Nope, that's the british.

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>>110787524
>>110787571
>>110787632
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>>110787755
What?
No, seriously what?
When did the entire world become so gay around me

>>110787866
Just call no homo.

>>110787683
I would let you be my fembro.
Collar, wig, knee-highs and all.

It's quite common activity and not just in Japan. It might be a hard concept to get for a shy guy but lot of people don't really see fapping as that shameful and secret act.

>>110787951
But that doesn't stop it from being gay

>>110787832
That's retarded. If you'd said the French we could've debated it, but now you've gone and discredited yourself to the point of no return.

>>110788002
There is absolutely nothing gay about jerking your bro off while he does you, it's the same as you doing it to yourself.

>>110787995
This.

I thought Europeans were more sensible about the nude form and masturbation in general than Freedomland, where homosex is illegal, touching yourself is a sin, and you're mentally ill if you like anything outside of sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

>>110788002
It's understandable you think it's gay because your lack of human contact has made you see any kind of bonding between men as "gay". It's common mindset among nerds who are afraid to death of anything that might make them seem homosexual.

>>110787150
Okay, so let's say you have this childhood friend. He's your closest bro, you've known him for years. He's not tall, a little skinny and not particularly manly, but a bro through and through. You hang out, play the vidya, even brofist with each other any chance you get. As long as you've known him though, you've never been over to his place. He lives on his own now, so you finally convince him to have you over for some gaming since your girlfriend invited a friends of her to have some kinda girls only gathering. You get there, it's a nice little apartment, decent furniture, all the major systems, real comfy. As soon as you enter, he tells you you're welcome anywhere, just don't look in his closet because it's messy. That seems simple enough, but why even mention it? You wouldn't even have thought about it if he hadn't said anything. So you play some games, and eventually he excuses himself to the restroom. Curiosity bests you, and you make for his closet. As you open it, you find that your best bro's closet is full to brimming with women's clothes. Dresses, skirts, blouses, gown, some of the frilliest and girliest clothes you've ever seen. But it doesn't stop there; pantyhose and nylons, wigs and makeup, even lingerie and high heels. With dumbfounded astonishment, you grab a piece to examine it, when in walks your bro and sees you holding one of his lacy secrets. He is down on his knees now, driven to the point of almost bursting into tears.

So what do you do? Initial thoughts, first reactions? How would you handle such a situation?

>>110788139
Germans, man. They censor shit faster and more often than even Americans do. There's a reason why the only culture they export tastes like beer and cum-stained leather.

>>110788139
>and you're mentally ill if you like anything outside of sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

Anal is really popular in Burgerland, though.

>>110787150
It's not gay, nor it is uncommon. This kind of thing happens all the time, all around the world. For example, here is how it happened to me (and I've heard a lot of people having similar stories, ie starting with exploring porn together):

We were about 12, walking home from the store. We found an old porno movie cover (VHS) on the ground. We took it to his house in his basement and looked it at. We both started getting hard. Then I started to rub myself. He asked if he could touch himself and I said yes.

Every day we would jerk off looking at that, and one day I asked him if he would want to take turns doing it to each other.
He sat down, with his pants off looking at the cover. he was uncut, and it was very fun to play with his cock. He made little moans, and he was loving it. I wanted to suck on his cock so bad, but I didn't want to do it, and not recieve it.
He came, and thanked me so much, and when it was my turn he started to really get into it, and jerked me off nice and slow, and all of a sudden he started to suck me off.

We sucked each others cock almost everyday.

>>110788301
>There's a reason why the only culture they export tastes like beer and cum-stained leather.

You're just a plebian, is all.

>>110788170
That's not true. I've been in a sauna with a guy and I did not perceive that as gay. We were just naked in the same room and sweating.
I'm naked around my family all the time too, it's just a bonding thing, I definetely thought we were bros too.

>>110788248
Well, I'm kind of surprised, but honestly I like girls clothes too. It's great that you can do that thing. Maybe you can dress me up once too?
I mean, if he wears it, it will look cute. But when about how neither of us has a vagina, I just loose interest. It's not the same

>>110788400
That's pretty gay dude

>>110788400
>It's not gay, nor it is uncommon. This kind of thing happens all the time, all around the world
Are you implying that homosexuality is uncommon or doesn't happen around the world?

>>110788400
I'm pretty sure you're gay.

>>110788248
[x] genuflect

>>110788480
>I've been in a sauna with a guy and I did not perceive that as gay
It's a good thing that sitting in a room with another man isn't gay to you.

>>110788139
Because your thoughts are based on retarded stereotypes.

>>110788410
You're right, I forgot Tokio Hotel. I don't know what they taste like, maybe cum-filled cupcakes and leather?

>>110788480
>We were just naked in the same room and sweating.
Why did I laugh
>I'm naked around my family all the time too, it's just a bonding thing
I hope you have a sister so I can vicariously live through your comment on this imageboard

>>110788248
>>>/tg/
Gay quests go in the gay quest board.

>>110788620
You should see what that singer guy faggot looks like now, somehow he managed to look gayer than with the long hair and girl clothes.

>>110788490
[x] who the hell would ever Genuflect?
What the fuck even really is genuflecting anyways?

I'm the Bancho here and I say that your friends sexual fetishes are completely their own business.

>>110788481
That's not homosexuality, idiot. It's normal for boys (sometimes men too) to pleasure each other. It's not very different than eating a good meal together or watching animu, stuff like that. It's just a different type of pleasure and it's delivered in a bit different way, but it's the same thing nonetheless.

So to answer your question, it's boys pleasuring each other is pretty common in Japan, as well as in the rest of the world.

/a/ loves traps, it was just a matter of time.

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>This thread
You never cease to amaze me /a/. Stay classy

>>110788823
That's not what I meant.

>>110787150
Isn't bathing together also a bit gay tho?

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>>110788823
>It's normal for boys (sometimes men too) to pleasure each other

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>>110788942
>whole thread of people playing with one retard using their homolust fantasies
/a/ at it's finest

>>110789012
that's why we don't do this in developed countries

>>110788614
Not really, if you compare laws, cultures, movies etc., then many European countries are much more open-minded than the U.S.. Then there's the countries that aren't. But those countries don't export culture, only whores with one kidney.

>>110788823
>This much rationalization

>>110788823
Eating a meal together or watching anime is more along the lines of double-teaming a girl, because the pleasure is ultimately not derived from each other, even if it enhances the activity.

>>110789276
>this much insecurity

>>110789389
Not unless one is cooking for the other or you play games vs each other (or in a team). You are basically working towards the same goal - having fun. It's the same with sucking each others cock.

>>110789463
>You are basically working towards the same goal - having fun
So double-teaming a girl is gay because you're having fun together?

BULLYING GERMANS IS AGAINST THE LAW, THEY HAVE NO NATURAL DEFENSE AGAINST SARCASM

No OP, it's a joke. Everyone who says otherwise is a perverted sexual deviant or a joker.

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>>110789463
>It's the same with sucking each others cock.

>>110789549
No. Double-teaming a girl is the same thing as jerking off your bro. I can't understand why you've put some sort of mental barrier between pleasuring your female friend and pleasuring your male friend. It's the same thing. Bros before hoes though, hehehe

>>110789618
If Hitler knew better he wouldn't be dead.

>>110789700
>still believing that commie story

>>110789697
>pleasuring your female friend
Hold your horses, who double-teams a girl for HER benefit? She's just along for the ride.

>>110787150
You never masturbated with a friend? You really just don't have a social life, masturbating together (not to each other) is a how men bond, saying that is gay is like saying eating together is gay.

>>110789755
Even if we look into the selfish point of view, it's still no different. You are having fun (getting pleasure) by sucking your bro dry. It's the same as double-teaming a girl. Actually, thinking about it, double-teaming another bro of yours is probably the best. Now you can't be so closed-minded and stupid to deny this.

>>110788823
It's common for girls to do it together, but not boys. I've never even heard of that before

>>110790002
You homophobic piece of shit. Go back to your containment board!

>>>/pol/

>>110789962
There's nothing brolike about fucking a guy for your own benefit.

Is it common for people to masturbate with their childhood friend of the opposite sex? Not due to attraction to them, just that you're best friends and you're both into that kind of thing.

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>>110789845
>how a men bond
But eating together IS gay, real girls eat alone.

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>>110788400
You're gayer than moot.

>>110790002
You seriously never jerked off with other guys?
Like in puperty not a single of your friends showed you some of his parents porn or you watched some late nigh television together and jerked while doing so?

Hell I did this with 5different friends, it´s pretty fucking common.

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>>110790060
OP here.
I kind of want to give you a good answer, but I can't.
This thread didn't turn out as good as I hoped

>>110790146
>friends

>>110790155
You are missing out on the fun, OP. Don't you have any friends? Just call them, hang out a bit and you will end up jerking each other off. I can guarantee it.

>>110790155
>this son didn't turn out as good as I hoped
Fix'd for what your mother said.

There's a fine line between jerking with your bros and jerking your bros.

>>110790244
If I had friends I wouldn't have made this thread in the first place.

>>110790155
Yeah, it was just a question I asked out of curiosity.

I get your disappointment in the thread though, it's been mostly bickering over what's gay and not gay, with people on extremes. But honestly, it's to be expected. Looking back, a lot of people, us included have had weird sexual things happen as kids, and most people have different expectations as to how sex is. Not to mention, it's completely anonymous. People will be both brutally honest, but also completely lie, so sometimes what is posted is what will guarantee the funnest reactions, and sometimes it's people with different expectations about sex.

But hey, there's always next time, champ.

>>110788823
What the hell are you talking about.

Seriously speaking, jerking together is normal and a really common thing.

>>110790303
You're denser than Japanese steel

what the fuck

you are all faggot fucks

immoral sick cunts

>>110790395
I'm pretty sure it isn't...

>Not trading semen with your buddies and spreading it on everyone's sammiches at lunch.

It's like you didn't have a childhood.

>>110790499
Gotta catch them all

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>not doing naughty things with your bro
>not saying "no homo" afterwards so there are no misunderstandings
>2011+3

>>110790461
It is. it´s a normal way to discover your sexuality in puperty with friends.

>>110790053
>>>/tumblr/

>>110790060
you mean just masturbating alongside each other, but nothing direct between them? I don't think that's possible if they're both straight

>>110790146
nigga u gay

>>110790539
fuck you

no it isn't

you're a fucking fruity gay faggot

>>110790461
It its, you share porn together and then masturbate, pretty normal and healthy.

Fuck off with your blog or fantasies.

>>110790002
>It's common for girls to do it together
Not really

>>110790605
Gay is being attracted to the guys, you're not attracted to them you just masturbate together to girls.

what in the fuck am i reading

>70% of German porn is scat

>>110790605
>>110790595
>>110790573
>>110790590
The /b/ shitposting has begun.

>>110790708
A retard, /a/ and then different new kids from other boards that didn't get what's going on but decided to post.

>>110790700
if you perform any sort of sexual activity in front of or with another man it's fucking gay

>>110789389
Fine, then discussing anime with each other. You know, sort of like we do here. Jerking off your friends and posting on /a/ are pretty much the same thing.

>>110790700
This nigga gets it. As long as you are not attracted, it's not gay. After all, you are not going to get married or anything. It's just having some fun with your bros.

Report and move along.

>>110790700
You basically share your porn. Back then porn wasn´t as readily avaiable for kids so a stast was special.

>>110790678
Yes it is, even more than for guys.

>>110787150
That shit was more common before the internet when they had to share porn videos

>>110790775
That's not what gay is, don't try to redefine words.

>>110790606
No anon, the only healthy thing is when you all realize getting hit in the nads hurts and then instead having shin kicking contests, you have ball tapping contests.

What can you do;
Men are faggots.

>>110790863
>Yes it is, even more than for guys.
it isn't

>>110790863
>Yes it is, even more than for guys.
Go on.

>>110790906
sorry but you are a gay

>>110790771
>>110790704

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>>110791035
>calls other people newfags
>Doesn't even know how the reply function works

>>110791035
i just don't understand. sorry for posting

>>110790949
I'm a girl and I can confirm it is.

>>110791160
I am also a girl and I say it's not true.

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>>110791160
i'm a girl and i can confirm it isn't

>>110787150
Probably as a form of male bonding because nip women are notorious for being gold digging whores

>>110790863
>>110790606
This, it's pretty normal, a porn magazine was a treasure that you share with all your buddies.
We even used to hold games where the one who cums fist wins.

>>110791160
What's a girl doing in a gay thread like this?

>>110791201
>>110791205
Prove it.

>>110791229
Fujoshi

>>110791160
>>110791201
I don't know who to believe. Are sexy pillow fights that end in kissing real?

>>110791232
I'm in this thread so I'm either a girl or a faggot

>>110791368
No

I love you, /a/

>>110791228
What does the winner win?

>>110791407
Well that sucks.

>>110791427
Choclate starfish

>>110791427
The loser gets to lick it up

>>110791427
He gets to keep the magazine in his house.

>>110791400
Dont doubt you being a cute girl, I mean for you to prove that early teen girls don´t masturbate together.

>>110791427
Who cums last gets to lick it up.
Winner gets the satisfaction of seeing some slut cherishing his cum.

>>110791531
That's like telling someone to disprove that God exists. The burden of proof lies on the one claiming something exists.

>>110791522
>>110791618
I've heard of this but I still struggle to believe that it actually happens and that it's not something someone made up on the Internet.

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>>110787150
>He doesn't know about dick unity

>>110791368
Yes but those are actual lesbians or bisexuals. We're talking about girls just masturbating together with no attraction, which is very common

>>110791757
Didn´t participate myself, but people from my grade played it during a school trip.
They were pretty homo though.

>>110791862
No, it isn't.

>>110791862
>We're talking about girls just masturbating together with no attraction, which is very common
I'm having trouble believing you on this one. Someone should make up a story and present it as anecdotal evidence for me.

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>>110791763
126 replies and I didn't think to post this.

>>110791862
It's not. [blog] Once when I was at grammar school, I was with some friends and one of them suggested to the girls that females group wank using plushies. The girls were horrorfied and explained that masturbation is seen as a really slutty, dirty thing to do for them. This was fifteen years ago though, before the existence of tumblr.

>>110792138
They're just acting modest, girls do masturbate just like boys.

>>110792138
What is 'grammar school'? I've heard the term before--it must be European--could you describe it?

>>110787866
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QziRnFIxwE

>>110792419
Its American. Its usually grades K-6

>>110788248
I actually know a trap personally, and I'm quite understanding about it.

I'd comfort him and tell him it's alright to crossdress, since really, it's not that uncommon.

>>110790002
I have never heard of a case of girls masturbating together, not even an anecdotal one from a femanon. Teenage girls are too distrusting of each other.

>>110792809
>tell him it's alright to crossdress
But it's not. Why would you encourage illicit and immoral behavior?

>>110793008
How is it illicit and immoral? You sound like some ugly female that got jealous on that some trap looked better than her.

That reminds me of last saturday

>driving with friend
>accidentally grab his leg instead of gearstick
>we both laugh and I unzip his pants
>park the car while I fondle his balls
>he is laughing because he knows it's just a joke
>start suckin his dick in this empty parking lot
>almost choke on it because I'm laughing so hard
>he is also laughing his ass off
>he starts yelling "BROJOB BROJOB CHOO CHOO"
>he cums and I swallow it all like some stupid faggot
>I kiss him and call him a faggot while laughing
I love playing pranks on my friends.

>this thread
People should look up soggy biscuit.

>>110793414
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soggy_biscuit
>Soggy biscuit also known as ookie cookie, limp biscuit or wet biscuit, is a male masturbation game reportedly played in schools where the participants stand around a biscuit masturbating until ejaculating onto it; the last person to do so must eat the biscuit.

That is disgusting.

>>110793317
Nah, and besides most traps look like complete abominations without Photoshop or convenient angles that you normally see in image sets.

And crossdressing is fucking slutty. Sure it's fine in doujins, but you're actively encouraging your friend to go out and take as many dicks as possible.

You may not be as homolust as /lgbt/ or /y/, but damn it /a/, you sure are trying.

>>110793495
You are only saying this because you've never tried it. The hot sticky cum of your bros tastes superb. It's not even about the taste itself, it's much more about doing something naughty and perverse. In that sense, I believe that it's much more a psychological and social experience.

Slay the gay

>be me in 8th grade
>a friend found a porno that his dad had
>at some point, we all ended up in friend's bedroom watching this porn with pillow dividers between each of us
I don't think I've ever felt more awkward. Couldn't get hard

>>110793811
Well, depending on how long it takes, it might not be very hot anymore.

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>>110793760
Not even /sp/ level yet

>>110792544
That's not American since most American schools are 1-5 or K-5.

>>110793760
I actually can't figure out how many of them are lying or trolling or going with the flow, and how many are for serious. I think most of them are lying though, because there's no way there are that many /a/nons who have had a close enough relationship with another human being for them to "bond" that way.

Now I feel bad not apparently even being desirable enough to my bros let alone women.

>>110793626
He actually looks alright, it depends on where your standard is though. I don't see what's wrong with him wanting to take as many dicks as possible, you should check your privileges.

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>They didn't go through their friends google history at sleepovers looking for porn sites and then all fapping to the first thing they found.

mfw one of my friends had searched scooby doo velma sex

>>110794143
If you´re bros are shy you might need to take the first step.
However f they´re shy it also means that they´re sluts so it should be fine.

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>>110787150

>This whole thread

>>110787866
Ever since you first came to /a/.

>>110794307
>I don't see what's wrong with him wanting to take as many dicks as possible
Yeah, most women don't and that's why they're shit.

>>110794873
>slutshaming
You should check your privileges CIS scum.

>>110787150
I'm pretty sure it's not exclusive to male Japanese children. Boys like to do stupid stuff when they're young regardless of country of origin.

>>110794961
Fuck you I already checked my privileges twice today.

>>110795031
Need to check them again because you sure isn't learning anything.

>>110795031
Do you perhaps have that pasta?

>>110791949

I always wanted to know: why the peace sign? Or is it a victory sign?

>>110795094
Two v's make a w, and w is shorthand for "warau"/"waraimasu" (to laugh/to smile)

>>110794844
Yes, it's pretty much OFF-TOPIC at this point, at least when you realize we're in an Anime and Manga board.