Why

>>109879958
Because it's a goddamn nice shrub that's fucking why

>>109879958
So you've never decided to go out and take a stroll simply to admire nature? Disgusting.

Because anyone that hasn't already dropped SAO have no interest in quality.

>>109879958
He's a bush inspector. You've never heard of them?

His feet hurt.
That's a nice bush.
He wishes he were at home.

>>109879958
Nice bush.

>>109880098
>He wishes he were at home.
>Playing VR grass/bush simulator or something

>>109880623
>bush simulator
Let's declare war on Iraq

>>109880820
Fuck you, my laugh was so weird and loud it made people on the living room laugh back at me.

Dude couldn't find the public toilets fast enough.

>all these couples
>at least i still have you, bush

>>109880879
what?

>>109879958

hes waiting for his dealer obviously

Maybe it's a wall of honeysuckles, and he's trying to decide which honeysuckle looks best to pluck.

But seriously, honeysuckle nectar is great.

>>109880623
hedge trimming simulator?

Maybe he heard some rustling in the bushes and decided to investigate. People can still have exciting adventures without being a MC, you know.

He's making a phone call with a headset.

>>109881337
That's a lie and you know it.

>>109881337
This isn't Pokemon, anon-kun.

>>109879958

I do this sometimes. Are you saying you never get lost in thought? The world is a fascinating place, full of endless topics for contemplation. Sometimes I just stop and look at a tree and think about Plato's Phaedo or my waifu. You should try it sometime.

He's just waiting for his date.

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Since when was public masturbation a crime?

>>109881446
All the more reason to investigate rustling bushes.
People could be fucking back there.

>>109881496
>>109881643
It could be his date fucking in there.

>>109879958

One time, I was minding my own business at the park when I saw two of my old friends from elementary school. They seemed to be dating at the time, I decided to face myself infront of a pine tree and avoid eye-contact. After that, I never went out on my own.

>>109881542
It isn't if you don't get caught.

>>109881745
You think he's enjoying it?

>>109881777
Only if he's a sick NTRfag.

>>109879958
He's lamenting the fact that that hedge row is 5'7" tall. Must suck to live on the isle of manlets.

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>>109881134
>Bush simulator
>Declare war on Iraq
>George Bush

He's obviously just spotted a titan face in there.

He's reflecting about where he went wrong in life.
Normally one would do this in the toilet, but there weren't any nearby so he decided to go with something a little more classy.

He's waiting for people to leave so he can open the magic portal.

>>109881112
made me laugh

>>109879958
because he's the main villain this season and is stalking kirito

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>>109879958
I took this picture in Japan. Plants are very photogenic there. I bet he thinks that hedge is fucking amazing or something.

Fuck you guys I spilled my drink while reading this thread.

>>109882936
One thing is that colorful tree, other thing is that normal as fuck shrub. That guy is onto something I tell you, most likely drugs.

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Someone needs to photoshop it so that frederica pops out of the bush

>>109879958
Are those rotoscoped plants?

>>109883580
Probably.

>>109883324
No. Someone needs to shop it so that Bush pops out of the Frederica.

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>>109881240
i second this, however that bush has no flowers on it.

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Why

>>109884105
What about the guy in the green shirt?

>>109884262
that's 8man

>>109884262
It's OK for men to be by themselves.

>>109884262
He isn't a cute girl. Who cares?

>>109879958
>not admiring the leaves while visiting the park
Nigga pls, there is a couple doing the same in that pic as well

>>109884105

The wind is cold

>>109884404
Hey, Lit Girl. Do you know where I could find best girl Habara?

>>109884105
It looks chilly there. I wish I could give her my jacket, and then my children

>>109879958
>Have you ever had one of those moments? >Where life seems to converge to a point, a single instance of stupefying beauty as 13.7 billion years of history perfectly align in front of you.
>I was leaving school when I was struck by one such moment, it caught my eye when a cicada, bizarrely out of season, flew past me and landed on a hedge I was walking beside.
>As I turned to look, it clashed its wings together in insectile fury, alone and bereft from its dead generation. Can a bug feel impotence at waiting a decade before emerging, only to find it had arrived a season too late?
>Regardless, the Cicada's state of mind wasn't what concerned me, it was the sound it made.

>It sounded typical for a Cicada, yet the sound oddly blended with the gentle susurration of the wind blowing through the hedge in front of me. It was something fundamental, elemental and primal, a universal music which had been playing for untold eons and was just making itself known to my ear-

>And then, abruptly, its meaning was lost to me as the sound was overshadowed by some rude pair of cunts shouting at each other like they were the centerpiece of some shitty and half-baked show. The girl was some underage slut with a skirt that couldn't have been more than ten centimeters in length, and the man was dressed entirely in black because he was either in mourning or was feeling particularly edgy when he woke up.

>Goddamn them.

Ladybug mating is very interesting OP.

>>109884105
those really exist huh? i always thought that was Japanese idealism at work.

the wind is uneasy today.

>>109884830
That was beautiful, anon.

>>109881496
he is juinichi

>>109884830
My feels.

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>>109884830
Heh

noice

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>>109884830
Bravo anon

>>109884830
Have some atmospheric music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eE-_kNWJXNw

>>109886231
WEEEOOWWEEEEOOOOWEEEEEEEEE

>>109885006
Fuck, I spilled my drink.

>>109884105
Tomoko, is that you?

>>109884830
How does three paragraphs come to a more interesting story than however many volumes SAO has had?

>>109886734
Those three paragraphs are well written.

>>109884262
ship em'

>>109884830
That was splendid.

>>109886882
Can´t we just give him the benefit of the doubt and say the translations of the novels wasn´t accurate?

>>109888777
no, I think the writing is that bad.

>>109879958
Never smoked pot before anon? This happens a lot when you're ripped.

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>>109888777
>Double trips

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>>109884830

Capped for the future generations

>>109891047
You are a great Historian anon.

>>109884830
You should write novels.